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>walk past the roided femlet
>she expects me to move
>i dont
>shoulder check
>”umm excuse me?” she says in a groveled, raspy teenage boys voice
>ignore her, continue walking
>mfw
>she expects me to move
>i dont
>shoulder check
lmao. lost
brooke if you don't sit on my face im gonna put your anavar on the high shelf again
HGH.
Challenge her to combat
Kneel and tongue her musky flaps and button.
>pegs my ass
>makes me cum
nooooo stoooppppppp aaaahh nooo anything but this aaahhhhh
Based
It's gay only if there's eye contact moment
How is it gay if it's a woman?
She might not be hetero
only gay if the balls touch so just make sure she doesnt use a dildo with balls
>be woman
>take steroids
>train constantly
>ruin your body
>still not as strong as a man who barely trains
pathetic
not as strong as a man who barely trains
That's not true though
Girls on steroids get really fricking strong. I know a girl that has like 50cm of biceps
>size = strength
This is your brain on body dismorphia
You do know that hyperthrophy isnt the same as strength training
Is she fat?
*tickle tickle*
SEX
>breasts so small she doesn't even bother with bras anymore
kek
just imagine the ferocity of her riding your dick. she could start a fire between your pelvises.
*grabs her by the pussy*
*curbstomps*
>unzips dick
>proceed's to arrive in her cat
>*blocks your ACK!!!
God I want her to spit pre-workout in my mouth.
>Sniffs her sweaty armpits aggressively