Excuse me, are you almost done? I've been waiting 35 minutes for you to finish benching so I could-
>WHY DON'T YOU FRICK OFF AND MIND YOUR OWN FRICKIN BUSINESS, HOW'S THAT PAL?
Calm down dude, the hell's your problem? You can't talk to people like-
>I CAN TALK TO PEOPLE HOWEVER THE FRICK I WANT! NOW WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK OVER THERE AND FINISH WHATEVER PUSSY WORKOUT YOU WERE DOING BEFORE YOU CAME OVER HERE, HOW'S THAT PAL?!
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*cries and shits myself* NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
>*bop bop bop*
>as I lightly slap him up with a clean 1-2-1 combo, open handed as to not do too much damage
"Heh don't tell me you've only been training lifting weights old man?"
>he aggressively charges me screaming
>*smooth side step into effortless knee into his ribcage*
>*Boomer collapses clutching his stomach*
>I raise my fist to him as if I'm about to strike him again, pull back at the last second with a disappointed smirk
"Maybe that will teach you to be rude to strangers"
Youre not that guy PAL
Very based anon. I admit, I wouldn't want to mess with you in a dark alley on a full moon.
>pull down my shorts and aggressively start jacking off,already had a throbbing erection due to the cardio bunny doing squats infront of me a minute ago
>while he's distracted by this random display of open dominance I give him a spinning backleg kick throwing him off the ground
>as he struggles to get up I finish on him as I stare into the soul of the cardio bunny watching in horror arduous training session initiated by this handsomely strong man
>while he's trying to wipe the spunk from his face I lift the 315 lb barbell overhead and bash it into the top of his head as if it were an axe killing him instantly
>you are not that Black person pal,trust me you are not that guy
>I declare as I walk through the crowd spreading themselves apart at the now fully naked man,who managed to spontaneously undress during all the commotion,separating themselves as if a supernatural force layed it's hand between them like a wall blocking off a river
Which Baki chapter is this
Grappler Baki,chapter 27,monster's skin
Caress his bulge and do a little cute face
get behind the bench and spot him
>yeah whatever kid
>small sieg heil hand wave
>walk away
Boomers either get irrationally angry or inexplicably friendly when you treat them as children.
murder him because he is in my basement and this is my house
In this scenario I'd be the person in the green text
if you behave like that IRL you're gonna get shot
SKIBIDI DA DA DA YE YE SKIBIDI DA DA DEE DEE SKIBIDI DA DA DA YE YE SKIBIDI DA DA DEE DEE
>wasting time commuting to the gym when you could just work out at home
do you really or is this bait
Building a home gym is cheaper than a years gym subscription. Why the frick does anyone go to gyms?
most women go there to prostitute around away from their husbands/boyfriends,most men are there to either show off to others or they dont have the common sense to invest in a home gym.
Why the frick does anyone even leave their house?! JUST STAY HOME PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!
Wobble the bar when he's lifting then run away giggling as he gives chase, repeat when he goes back until he gets in a huff and leaves or tries to assault me, at which point i knock him over the head with a 1 kg dumbbell