Cats are cooler than women regardless of nose size. They've plenty of traits to admire, like their killer reflexes and incredible strength. That woman only has her friendship with a panther.
[...]
Nature's perfect killing machine.
Sure a polar bear is bigger, but pound for pound cat is so strong.
I'll use the muscles in my forearms to befriend it.
https://i.imgur.com/pHyq0gv.jpg
God I love cats
https://i.imgur.com/MYAtCgX.jpg
*blocks your path*
Your muscles are useless in this situation
Cats spread parasites called Toxoplasmosis , only totall gays get cats. pathetic. ask yourself, why did you get a cat? you'r an alcoholic single mother? or did you have an actual onions homosexual for a dad? LMAO
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Cats spread parasites called Toxoplasmosis ,
I'm tired of this propaganda. Even if its true I noticed that the people who continue to parrot this shit say absolutely nothing about dogs despite them having inane numbers of parasites that do in fact afflict humans as well. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if dogs carry this shit but its never mentioned.
Research dogs IST. Youtube "I Hate Dogs"
1 year ago
Anonymous
cat haters are always weak wannabe tough guys who think hating cats will make them appear more tough and manly, it's a desperate attempt by weak low iq low test beta males trying hard to appear masculine for once in their life.
You are literally afraid of liking cats because you're so paranoid about your lack of masculinity that you think liking a cat will make you appear less masculine, that's how desperate you are to prove your masculininty to others, pathetic
1 year ago
Anonymous
They're just zoosadists anon. There's no rhyme or reason to it.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Toxoplasmosis increases test and decreases risk aversion. Not that bad so far as parasites go lol.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>It suggested that infection with this parasite emboldened infected wolves into behavior that determined leadership roles >The study determined that at times, an infected wolf would become the only breeding male in a pack
Well, it literally causes wolves to become Alpha males.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Toxoplasmosis increases test and decreases risk aversion. Not that bad so far as parasites go lol.
Toxoplasmosis increases test and decreases risk aversion. Not that bad so far as parasites go lol.
Cat owners have brain parasites. You can tell how badly they are infected by how irrationally angry they get when this fact is spouted. You'll also notice the more terminally infected will argue that brain bugs are actually GOOD to have, while simultaneously arguing they don't exist.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>t. someone with toxoplasmosis
irrational hatred for cats because of 1 parasite they can get is pretty end-stage infection if you ask me
1 year ago
Anonymous
You can tell a lot about a person by how they treat animals. People who abuse animals have something wrong with them
1 year ago
Anonymous
I have dog who brought back the head of a cat yesterday , i love my dog haha.
1 year ago
Anonymous
does the dog also frick you?
1 year ago
Anonymous
God I wish that were me
1 year ago
Anonymous
Did you hang up the cat's head in your torture chamber?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Hope that your dog doesn't meet someone like me.
I buy rat poison and put it into meat which then i throw to dogs
I just despise dogs so much and dog lovers especially
1 year ago
Anonymous
Your hatred of dogs will strengthen my hatred of cats and vice versa. Just like yin and yang. I wouldn’t kill a cat though, you’re just freak.
1 year ago
Anonymous
You're a gay that shouldn't own a dog, and your dog should be put down because it's not trained
Hope that your dog doesn't meet someone like me.
I buy rat poison and put it into meat which then i throw to dogs
I just despise dogs so much and dog lovers especially
You're a mentally ill homosexual kys
1 year ago
Anonymous
that dog has coomed in her many times
you can tell by the way it looks at her
1 year ago
Anonymous
>says the non-vegan
1 year ago
Anonymous
Animal abuse is actually related to testicular issues. They're too weak to threaten people so they target animals.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yet you all simp for Giddy, a cat abuser. Frick this fricking board
1 year ago
Anonymous
You can't hold it against him. He has 3rd world genetics, but is a good lifter.
1 year ago
Anonymous
He has prey eyes and takes his complexes out on creatures weaker than him. Most sackless behaviour I've seen on this board
1 year ago
Anonymous
redpill me on this giddy tripgay. I've been away from IST for a couple months.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I can, I will and I do. He's a piece of shit
1 year ago
Anonymous
I don't know who that is
anyone who follows eceleb shit would be better suited for reddit
literally the exact opposite of the principles behind anonymity
1 year ago
Anonymous
Are you moronic? Giddy is a daily cbt poster kys newbie
1 year ago
Anonymous
Why would anyone care about cbt wannabe microcelebrities
1 year ago
Anonymous
that's not much better
1 year ago
Anonymous
Who's Giddy?
1 year ago
Anonymous
The resident /cbt/ goblin. His mate is Goblina. If you smell piss or wet dog, run, you're stepping on his territory.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>goblina's taken
🙁
1 year ago
Anonymous
Based.
I kill dogs for fun instead tho
Poisoned a few neighbor dogs
1 year ago
Anonymous
>seething this hard over a dumb animal
Lmao are you sure you arent a homosexual?
1 year ago
Anonymous
inside that poster there are two wolves and both of them are homosexuals
1 year ago
Anonymous
Be right back, gonna go scoop some shit out of my cat's litter box and add it to my shake.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>killing cats for no reason, and i'm done with this thread. Also if your American you most likely have it. Hispanics have the highest rate on infection rate, I think over 90% of some countries the people are affected. So you most likely have it as well.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>why did you get a cat?
She followed my sister home and we were all quite taken with her so we kept her
1 year ago
Anonymous
>get random street cat >cat eats all the grass in the backyard >never have to mow again
a win-win
1 year ago
Anonymous
She does really like eating grass
1 year ago
Anonymous
That's a great cat
1 year ago
Anonymous
>the white tummy fluff
Really cute kitty anon
1 year ago
Anonymous
wtf man all these stories of people somehow fated to meet these chill strays and taking them in like its out of a fricking videogame. Where the frick is my mysterious stray kitty follower?
1 year ago
Anonymous
I think she was just really hungry, not necessarily chill
That's a great cat
Thanks
1 year ago
Anonymous
Don't care. I love cats.
1 year ago
Anonymous
The only reason to be concerned about toxoplasmosis is that it has the potential to injure babies in development, so the man of any relationship needs to be the one to clean litter boxes
Dogs are more parasite and bacteria ridden, although I don't know the extent it has on baby development. Dogs improve people's immune systems more than cats due to this, however.
1 year ago
Anonymous
all you had to say was that you're a weak homosexual with a broken immuen systsem
1 year ago
Anonymous
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5994116/ >Toxoplasmosis literally increases T-levels
What now, homosexual? Gonna cry?
1 year ago
Anonymous
brb eating cat shit
1 year ago
Anonymous
Touch grass.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Subhuman behaviour, you deserve to be hanged as an example.
1 year ago
Anonymous
daily reminder that approximately 1% of the general population meet the diagnostic criteria for psychopathy.
thats a pure black cat and that is why almost all black cats have a little bit of non-black, sometime white sometimes other color tuffs on them. There were attempts to breed them out or kill them all but it just ended up with cats that are no longer 100% black. I've had 2 black cats and one had white tufts on his chest and the other one I have was completely black but now that she is old a lot the hairs on her paws were turning white.
I was thinking about getting a gf for my cat. He spend most of his time alone because i have work and shit. Do they get accostumated to new cats easily?
depends. some cats will really fricking hate each other sometimes because they can get territorial. What I've heard of people doing is keeping the new cat in a seperate room so the cats can get accustomed to each other's scents.
If you straight up introduce them face to face they might fight. This is why I recommend people to get kitties in pairs from the same litter.
My parents had a cat and they got him a female cat as a friend but it didn't go well at all. Its really hit and miss with cats so you might want to look up the whole "introducing a new cat into the home" ritual some people do. That being said none of my 3 cats every really liked each other and just put up with each other at best. The only one left alive bullied the one with cancer until she died. And now she is happy as shit that she has the whole house to herself.
We've always had at least 2 so the one isn't lonely during the day. Also, if they are active cats, they will play with each other and release that energy that way during the day.
looks like my cat, also i'm sorry for you loss
https://i.imgur.com/TcwX0G8.jpg
That's sad, anon. She's living her panther dreams in feline heaven.
>neighbor's cat used to come up to me every night and let me pet it >don't see it for months >start seeing it again, now it just sits there and meows at me
Dont know, but you should disembowel a rodent or small bird and leave it at your neighbors door. If growing up with outdoor cats taught me anything, this is a sign of affection and should get you back in favor with the kitty in question
There's hypoallergenic cats but I think they're expensive.
here's your hypoallergenic cat, bro
seriously though, have you had an allergic reaction to lots of cats or just one or two? my uncle's cat has very fine dander and absolutely fricks me up, but i have my own cat and she doesn't cause me any problems
Bros please tell me there is a way i can get rid of this allergy...
siamese and derivative breeds are pretty hypoallergenic, since most cat allergy stuff is from the saliva not the hair and they have a lot less of whatever the enzyme shit is in their spit that people react to.
My cat would kick the shit out of it
He's a manlet, but has no fear
I've seen him chase cats twice his size out of his territory
Only time I've seen him injured was when he tried to play with the next door neighbour's butthole dog
*kick*
>IST defeated by pussy
A tale as old as time.
Use my epic BJJ skillz, pull guard and go for ashigarami. Heel hook it's paw. Check mate
I kneel
God I love cats
9/10 would pet with my giant, muscled hand
I'll use the muscles in my forearms to befriend it.
How do i get a pet lion
>pet
Friend
Same
forget the cat, I want the big-nosed brown chick
Cats are cooler than women regardless of nose size. They've plenty of traits to admire, like their killer reflexes and incredible strength. That woman only has her friendship with a panther.
They really are monsters.
the weak should fear the strong
Cats spread parasites called Toxoplasmosis , only totall gays get cats. pathetic. ask yourself, why did you get a cat? you'r an alcoholic single mother? or did you have an actual onions homosexual for a dad? LMAO
>Cats spread parasites called Toxoplasmosis ,
I'm tired of this propaganda. Even if its true I noticed that the people who continue to parrot this shit say absolutely nothing about dogs despite them having inane numbers of parasites that do in fact afflict humans as well. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if dogs carry this shit but its never mentioned.
Research dogs IST. Youtube "I Hate Dogs"
cat haters are always weak wannabe tough guys who think hating cats will make them appear more tough and manly, it's a desperate attempt by weak low iq low test beta males trying hard to appear masculine for once in their life.
You are literally afraid of liking cats because you're so paranoid about your lack of masculinity that you think liking a cat will make you appear less masculine, that's how desperate you are to prove your masculininty to others, pathetic
They're just zoosadists anon. There's no rhyme or reason to it.
Toxoplasmosis increases test and decreases risk aversion. Not that bad so far as parasites go lol.
>It suggested that infection with this parasite emboldened infected wolves into behavior that determined leadership roles
>The study determined that at times, an infected wolf would become the only breeding male in a pack
Well, it literally causes wolves to become Alpha males.
Cat owners have brain parasites. You can tell how badly they are infected by how irrationally angry they get when this fact is spouted. You'll also notice the more terminally infected will argue that brain bugs are actually GOOD to have, while simultaneously arguing they don't exist.
>t. someone with toxoplasmosis
irrational hatred for cats because of 1 parasite they can get is pretty end-stage infection if you ask me
You can tell a lot about a person by how they treat animals. People who abuse animals have something wrong with them
I have dog who brought back the head of a cat yesterday , i love my dog haha.
does the dog also frick you?
God I wish that were me
Did you hang up the cat's head in your torture chamber?
Hope that your dog doesn't meet someone like me.
I buy rat poison and put it into meat which then i throw to dogs
I just despise dogs so much and dog lovers especially
Your hatred of dogs will strengthen my hatred of cats and vice versa. Just like yin and yang. I wouldn’t kill a cat though, you’re just freak.
You're a gay that shouldn't own a dog, and your dog should be put down because it's not trained
You're a mentally ill homosexual kys
that dog has coomed in her many times
you can tell by the way it looks at her
>says the non-vegan
Animal abuse is actually related to testicular issues. They're too weak to threaten people so they target animals.
Yet you all simp for Giddy, a cat abuser. Frick this fricking board
You can't hold it against him. He has 3rd world genetics, but is a good lifter.
He has prey eyes and takes his complexes out on creatures weaker than him. Most sackless behaviour I've seen on this board
redpill me on this giddy tripgay. I've been away from IST for a couple months.
I can, I will and I do. He's a piece of shit
I don't know who that is
anyone who follows eceleb shit would be better suited for reddit
literally the exact opposite of the principles behind anonymity
Are you moronic? Giddy is a daily cbt poster kys newbie
Why would anyone care about cbt wannabe microcelebrities
that's not much better
Who's Giddy?
The resident /cbt/ goblin. His mate is Goblina. If you smell piss or wet dog, run, you're stepping on his territory.
>goblina's taken
🙁
Based.
I kill dogs for fun instead tho
Poisoned a few neighbor dogs
>seething this hard over a dumb animal
Lmao are you sure you arent a homosexual?
inside that poster there are two wolves and both of them are homosexuals
Be right back, gonna go scoop some shit out of my cat's litter box and add it to my shake.
>killing cats for no reason, and i'm done with this thread. Also if your American you most likely have it. Hispanics have the highest rate on infection rate, I think over 90% of some countries the people are affected. So you most likely have it as well.
>why did you get a cat?
She followed my sister home and we were all quite taken with her so we kept her
>get random street cat
>cat eats all the grass in the backyard
>never have to mow again
a win-win
She does really like eating grass
That's a great cat
>the white tummy fluff
Really cute kitty anon
wtf man all these stories of people somehow fated to meet these chill strays and taking them in like its out of a fricking videogame. Where the frick is my mysterious stray kitty follower?
I think she was just really hungry, not necessarily chill
Thanks
Don't care. I love cats.
The only reason to be concerned about toxoplasmosis is that it has the potential to injure babies in development, so the man of any relationship needs to be the one to clean litter boxes
Dogs are more parasite and bacteria ridden, although I don't know the extent it has on baby development. Dogs improve people's immune systems more than cats due to this, however.
all you had to say was that you're a weak homosexual with a broken immuen systsem
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5994116/
>Toxoplasmosis literally increases T-levels
What now, homosexual? Gonna cry?
brb eating cat shit
Touch grass.
Subhuman behaviour, you deserve to be hanged as an example.
daily reminder that approximately 1% of the general population meet the diagnostic criteria for psychopathy.
God I wish that woman slept in my bed at the end of the day. Would love to hear her talk about her cats at the end of every night
My cat likes chasing me too. She gives my foot a little whack. She also likes it when I chase her
Nature's perfect killing machine.
Sure a polar bear is bigger, but pound for pound cat is so strong.
>um I know you are currently killing me and devouring my body but uh, I'm stronger pound for pound!
Even as animals manlets gotta get uppity.
That speed though, it's pretty cool to be at the top of the food chain
that rhino got fricked
Kick it to own the libs, redditors gonna seethe hard about their fur baby getting rekt
nice pussy
>gives you hugs and natural ocytocins for recuperation and gains
*you're path
*euro path
*your empath
rare looking cot
*pets* I already fed you
>black cat crossing my path
Lucklet bros...
thats a pure black cat and that is why almost all black cats have a little bit of non-black, sometime white sometimes other color tuffs on them. There were attempts to breed them out or kill them all but it just ended up with cats that are no longer 100% black. I've had 2 black cats and one had white tufts on his chest and the other one I have was completely black but now that she is old a lot the hairs on her paws were turning white.
I did not get a good look at the cat since it ran in front of my car. I will be simply assume it is black and be taking my life shortly
well if you ran it over your fugged
No, cat is fine, but i should have killed it as an act of revenge for casting such black magic on my life.
>having cats as pets
Enjoy your toxoplasmosis
Squat, extent hand palm down. Rub kitty, make friends
We had an all black cat, no white or any mixed colors. All muscle, like to jump to the top of the kitchen cabinets, looked like a little panther.
Got cancer and had to get radiation treatments. (the blue mark was for the radiation gun) This was her right before the end.
🙁
looks like my cat, also i'm sorry for you loss
That's sad, anon. She's living her panther dreams in feline heaven.
🙁
Very cute cat, sorry anon
i lost my cat too. (
For me it's rule number 12: Pet a Cat When You Encounter One on the Street
I was thinking about getting a gf for my cat. He spend most of his time alone because i have work and shit. Do they get accostumated to new cats easily?
dude just get another cat so they can play and socialize while your gone.
>gf
>he
I think you have bigger issues than the cat right now
>cat is male
you should date your cat anon
My dick may be small, but that's never stopped me from shoving it into animals before
For me, it's wolf goddesses.
ESL is off the charts ITT
>misread or type in a clipped way
>ESL
anon... I....
depends. some cats will really fricking hate each other sometimes because they can get territorial. What I've heard of people doing is keeping the new cat in a seperate room so the cats can get accustomed to each other's scents.
If you straight up introduce them face to face they might fight. This is why I recommend people to get kitties in pairs from the same litter.
My parents had a cat and they got him a female cat as a friend but it didn't go well at all. Its really hit and miss with cats so you might want to look up the whole "introducing a new cat into the home" ritual some people do. That being said none of my 3 cats every really liked each other and just put up with each other at best. The only one left alive bullied the one with cancer until she died. And now she is happy as shit that she has the whole house to herself.
Same, our male cat has proven to be a literal IST incel in such a situation.
But the 2 breeding attempt was more successfull.
most women love cats
hes talking about getting another cat not a fricking human girlfriend for his cat.
We've always had at least 2 so the one isn't lonely during the day. Also, if they are active cats, they will play with each other and release that energy that way during the day.
Thank you
>neighbor's cat used to come up to me every night and let me pet it
>don't see it for months
>start seeing it again, now it just sits there and meows at me
What did I do to fall out of favor with it, bros?
Dont know, but you should disembowel a rodent or small bird and leave it at your neighbors door. If growing up with outdoor cats taught me anything, this is a sign of affection and should get you back in favor with the kitty in question
I will be able to pet him and play with him for a prolonged time due to my increased endurance from training.
I fricking hate cats
Frick cats
Why are cats so hot?
>pspspspsps
if youre a Black person
>ksksksksks
for normal, formal speak
>pkspkspkspks
if your the top 1%
For me it's
>pshpshpshpshpsh
*tut tut tut* with varying pitches are my cat's names and calls. s sounds are literal Black behavior, as it signals threats.
>*tut tut tut*
This is the correct one.
>Imma hiss-hiss-hiss to an animal to bring it towards me.
Absolute moron. Warranting a beating from Daddy.
The tut tut thing is cat ancestral memory
tstststst
Ive fought off more aggresive before and WON. The rooftop was only big enough for one of us.
Are those your pictures? That looks scary
Here's a friendly cat I came across on a walk along a canal a little while ago.
I only match with asian cat ladies on Hinge
>Absolutely adore cats
>Severely allergic to them
Bros please tell me there is a way i can get rid of this allergy...
There's hypoallergenic cats but I think they're expensive.
I want to be able to pet based street catbros, not get some thousanddollar rich kid kot
eat the cat hair. Works with pollen
here's your hypoallergenic cat, bro
seriously though, have you had an allergic reaction to lots of cats or just one or two? my uncle's cat has very fine dander and absolutely fricks me up, but i have my own cat and she doesn't cause me any problems
siamese and derivative breeds are pretty hypoallergenic, since most cat allergy stuff is from the saliva not the hair and they have a lot less of whatever the enzyme shit is in their spit that people react to.
*uses fluffball*
My cat would kick the shit out of it
He's a manlet, but has no fear
I've seen him chase cats twice his size out of his territory
Only time I've seen him injured was when he tried to play with the next door neighbour's butthole dog
Cats adore me so much it's silly.
What's your secret
i smell like fish because I don't wash my pussy
M
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All I get is b***hes when I let the smegma kingdom flourish 🙁
Well hello there little Kitty, would you like to play a game?