What parameters do I need to get tested, and should I get all this done through my primary care doctor? Would I get one blood test before cycle, one during, and one after, or should there be multiple blood tests during cycle? What if I want to play around with different amounts of AI? Personally, although I think it would be really cool to do something like 600 mgs of test, this might cause me to get too much estrogen, and I don't want to deal with any of that BS as a noob, so I'd likely just stick with 300 mgs, but I'm considering adding something like primo, and maybe even 30 mg dbol, with some arimidex and aromasin on hand just in case.
mmmm, brown tomboy
Brown boys are built for BBC!
Built for BWC
Bump.
What job do you have where this is "Safe For Work"?
(You're on a blueboard, friend).
Das mah muhfuggin chiggen
have a nice day wagie scum
>tfw have tomboy gf but she's pasty white instead of deliciously tanned
My tomboy wife refuses to tan because she's extremely sensitive to sunlight, and it wounds me to think I will never get to have the delicious tanned tomboy experience.
My tomboy ex (rock climber also into roller derby) got skin cancer after visiting Costa Rica. Them pasty Irish genes, mang. Tan lines are my fetish numero uno so it really wasn't meant to be.
Where the frick are you guys finding tomboys
I think theyre larping
ulta labs has male hormone panels - just be sure to use the coupon code on front page.
your pcp wont order these labs without a reason.
Handcrafted for BAC!!!
What's the name of the test?
https://www.ultalabtests.com/
I guess I'll just have to order multiple tests.
Just look up trt online clinic. They will have you run blood and will likely interpret it in your favor as they want your money. Just know that trt doses aren’t going to give you what you want. A mens clinic will keep you higher than your PCP will be comfortable with but it is still a very light dose compared to whatever actor or body builder you are wanting to emulate is using. You want that stuff “legal”, you need to befriend The Rock.
you dont know enough to start a cycle, start at 250 test, use food as your main anabolic, increase food by 10% if you arent gaining muscle, if you start gaining fat, increase dose by 25%. secondly, the fact that you are randomly throwing in random compounds means you dont understand why you would be adding them in the first place.
frick off dyel and watch VIGOUROUS STEVE's first cycle videos
also for bloods just go to marek health and get the advanced male package
>secondly, the fact that you are randomly throwing in random compounds means you dont understand why you would be adding them in the first place.
I've actually thought about it. Dianabol would be a bit risky, but I could easily just stop taking pills if my E2 gets out of hand. Primobolan doesn't result in increased E2. My test would be around 300 mg. I'm actually pretty fat, and I had someone tell me that fat people typically struggle with high E2 on gear. Estrogen from 300 mg test should be pretty manageable, likely not even requiring any AIs, but I would obviously get myself some arimidex and aromasin just in case.
Don't take steroids if you're fat holy shit you fat moron
Why? Muh get your n00b gains first meme? Frick that.
>Don't take steroids if you're fat holy shit you fat moron
Why not? The reddit steroid wiki states that you should get between 10 and 15% fat before starting gear, but they don't explain why. I had an anon on gear tell me that fat people are more likely to have issues with E2 and have to mess around with AIs more. There are several intelligent reason why I'd like to start gear. I first want to have a miniature bulk to gain back a lot of the strength I've lost, and then lower my test dose to something like 200 mg and go on a massive cut. One of the big reasons why I'd want to go on a bulk first is because I'm not going to get too hyped up to take roids if I'm not going to be seeing any gains from them, so I'd do a short bulk first for psychological reasons, but I'd be willing to modify the cycle halfway through for a massive cut so that I can preserve my gains with something like 200 mg test only. I lost 100 pounds in 2020, and I lost most of my strength. I used to be able to bench 355 and squat 425, but I weighed 340. Prior to early January, I had taken a year and a half break from lifting due to alcoholism. I likely weigh right around 260 now, but I'm still pretty strong. I will likely find out tomorrow around how much I can deadlift. I'm certain I can hit 405 by now, probably even 455 (without a belt). I can also likely hit 225 for 4 reps on bench press. My squat is likely 295 (without a belt). I'm bringing this up, because that 260 isn't just excess fat.
You’re fat and want to bulk first?
I’m saying this with full empathy, compassion, and consideration to you: Please think about what you are doing and what your goals actually are and reconsider your current course of action. It feels like you are trying to rush a slow process and make up for discipline with drugs. They aren’t magic and won’t fix what is already not working.
I don't want to lose all my gains with a massive cut where I lose 70 to 80 pounds of fat. I do want to bulk up a bit first. Steroids will greatly increase the ratio of muscle to fat gain, and I would then go on a low test dose for a cut. I already have experience from 2020 where I lost nearly all my strength. I don't want that to happen again. If I go on a cut, I plan on taking at least 200 mg of test. I'm going to do a bit more research now on steroids and cutting, but I'm going to feel pretty depressed if I lose all my strength again to lose another 70 to 80 pounds of fat. My diet is clean, but I still have a tendency of putting on a bit of fat when trying to gain muscle, and I'm essentially in the advanced category when it comes to how much gains I have, so this makes sense. High test literally pulls as much protein as it can from your blood and pumps that into your muscles. This is why bodybuilders can get so damn lean while still keeping nearly all of their muscle. Personally, I just want to lift really heavy, but I don't want to be so damn fat. The biggest reason why I want to bulk up first is because cutting on a first steroid cycle is pretty moronic, and even reddit agrees.
You should take the ai. Your estrogen is already too high.
You are not in the advanced category. You won’t lose much muscle while cutting. The little you lose will come back quickly.
Get down to an appropriate bodyweight then do the roids if you must. These recommendations are made for a reason. Just the fact you are considering some complex plans of mini bulks, changing cycle amounts part way through, etc indicates to me you are are far too overconfident and lack wisdom.
>The little you lose will come back quickly.
Over years as a natural. I used to be able to bench 355 multiple times in a workout. I was able to squat 425. Then I lost 100 pounds, and my lifts plummeted. 200 mg test isn't that high, and the effects on preserving muscle are incredible. My diet and training are way better than they used to be, and I've gained a lot of scientific knowledge since. I wouldn't want to see my gains go away all over again for another massive cut, but I don't want my first steroid cycle to be for a cut.
Stop trying to convince a stranger it is ok if you roid. Just fricking pin already. And take the damn aromatase inhibitor.
Thanks, anon.