Body Shaving

I just shaved my entire body with a safety razor, I look like an elf now.

Is it suppose to feel this gay and does that feeling ever go away?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the screen cap of that anon who full body shaved once a year, locked himself in chastity for a week, then did a full body lift, popped some viagra, filled a kiddy pool with oil, and fucked his wife for like five hours?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry but WHAT

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        newfag go back

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I've been here on and off since
          >2011
          I've just never seen or heard of this thread
          a major DYEL

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      did he fuck her inside the oil pool, or was that just for dipping inbetween?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      living the fuckin DREAM

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well to answer your question, you shaved your entire body like a twink then went on a forum full of roided men and put up a picture of an anime girl to tell said men about it. So yes, the signs point to the fact you occasionally like to be sexually dominated by men and will post a picture of your body in this thread.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't even realize that was a female elf. I just googled anime elf lol

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Shaving anything other than your face, head, or dick & balls is indeed gay.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Never met a non-hippy woman that actually likes body hair on themselves or others.

      >Which body did the men and women rate as most attractive?
      >The hairless or nearly hairless body.
      >This was true of both men and women.
      >74% of men chose the completely hairless body or the nearly hairless body.
      >81.3% of women chose the completely hairless body or the nearly hairless body.
      >The more hair the body had, the less women and men found it attractive.

      https://www.realmenrealstyle.com/body-hair-shaving-attract-women/

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Never go full Turk.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    知其雄、守其雌、爲天下谿。

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck do you shave the part where your legs meets the butt? The nerves there are something else, I can't get anything anywhere close there.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Is it suppose to feel this gay
    Yeah
    >does that feeling ever go away
    No

    Basically impossible to explain to a normie dyel too so just make some shit up. Also try applying some baby oil in the shower after washing but before drying. Your skin will be smooth as shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So the boners when you shave your body are totally normal, thank god.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I always assumed that was me; glad I'm not alone

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Gaydar for body shaving:

    It depends how your chest, arms and legs look. If they're not muscular enough they will look twinkish.

    It's only gay to shave/wax your butthole, that's always gay.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >It's only gay to shave/wax your butthole
      i always leave a 1mm ring of hair around my asshole for this exact reason

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    > does that feeling ever go away?
    Usually a few days after you’ve shaved, when the stubble starts coming back and itching.

  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Do safety razors give a longer lasting shave than a cartridge razor?

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