Bodybuilders are all huge pussies

The reason bodybuilders are pussies are none of them want to be a bodybuilder, every bodybuilder I've met wants to be a fighter, but they haven't got the balls to be a fighter

So instead they think "well I want to look as mean as possible", and then they end up bodybuilding.

Bodybuilders are obviously afraid of fighting so they put all their time and effort and energy into the gym to make sure no one ever starts a fight with them because they are absolute pussies.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    left one would absolutely destroy right one if he wanted

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is the one case where I genuinely don't know who would win but would bet on the significantly smaller guy lmao

        Who is the guy on the right? Batman irl?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Close enough

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Well who is he?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              See

              Justbin Gaycheese

              Justin Gaethje

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Justin Gaethje. Top MMA fighter.

              He could probably kill a room full off olympic powerlifters while being a manlet dweeb looking dude. His kind is just built different though. It's not a fair comparison.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >is le heckin nerdy mma fighter!
                >he jus like me frfr
                >he Batman basically, best fighter ever!!

                >Has been knocked out twice
                ???

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's not just about the win ratio. The guy is known as one of if not the most exhillarating fighters to watch because he's the most brutal and gets halfway beaten into a CTE himself in all of his fights.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care for middleschool weight MMA.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Got KO'd twice but has KO'd 20+ people. I'd say that's a good ratio. Never said he was the best fighter ever. You sound butthurt for some reason.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >olympic powerlifters
                post body you dyel homosexual

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He's 150lbs. Weight classes exist for a reason. I'm 150lbs and have been training BJJ for years and newbies with 70lbs on me can easily get the better of me just by being bigger.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Seriously, professional fighters often get killed in the street fights and very rarely win them. When it comes to the size, the left one would need just to hold him. When his grip reaches the right one, his opponent wouldn't be able to do anything.
        Training for fughting that will never happen (or happens with a miluscolous chance and you get killed in it) is just moronic.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          based moron

          #
          >Seriously, professional fighters often get killed in the street fights
          In every case I've seen, it's because their opponents pulled a weapon on them.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I fricked up my post like a moron

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's ok you're still not as dumb as the guy you replied to

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is the one case where I genuinely don't know who would win but would bet on the significantly smaller guy lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Surely my speed and dexterity will win the day!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh is the left guy a fighter? I assumed the meme was about leftists/søyboys being predators or something lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh is the left guy a fighter? I assumed the meme was about leftists/søyboys being predators or something lmao

        same, assumed right was a convicted pedophile. Dude has that kid diddler face.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I assumed the meme was about leftists/søyboys being predators or something lma
        ngl that'd be actually funny, someone do this except right is a troony

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        same, it was actually pretty funny until I realized the actual cringe intent.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He'd die of a heart attack before swinging a punch.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe they are bodybuilders because they want to be bodybuilderw. Did you ever consider that?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no that's impossible, op knows all of them

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What a dangerous man *actually* looks like

    • 1 year ago
      Uvo11

      Norman Schwarzkopf is my hero. Not the nerds who follow him around

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The dangerous man is that contractor who looks like a pencil neck DYEL but probably has killed men with his bare hands in his previous tours of duty with some branch of the special forces.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          These guys are Delta force, not contractors.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lol this gotta be bait, those are all Delta. One of them is Vining, who is OG Delta.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Idk why dorks and geeks dont try to emulate guys on the right. Look how cool he is

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's not really socially accepted to carry a rifle in hands everywhere you go.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What Rick Moranis movie is this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        kek. it's his response to the knockout game

        Dude with the AR15 is actually IST, just not very beautyful.

        honestly I think he's quite handsome

        Idk why dorks and geeks dont try to emulate guys on the right. Look how cool he is

        seriously you can wear any outfit and have a gun as an accessory and it instantly becomes /k/ino, simple as

        What a dangerous man *actually* looks like

        anons you should get into shooting honestly, it's very cool and fun

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dude with the AR15 is actually IST, just not very beautyful.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lol this gotta be bait, those are all Delta. One of them is Vining, who is OG Delta.

      I'll raise by one peiper.
      "Dangerous men" in the military sense doesn't mean jack shit, look at Erich Hartmann which is the best combat ace of all time and yet he looked like a teenager until his 30s. Look at Simo Häyhä, a 5'6 manlet with an old mosin nagat was more deadly than a whole russian rifle divison.
      Same with vietnam vets from the South Vietnamese Army and American forces, the majority of them where skinny dyels, yet they killed, raped, pillaged people on mass.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        its the same with third world criminals. skeleton mode is the standard build for killers.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, airforce pilots don't really train for frontline fights. I imagine a grunt who has been in the shit and survived is pretty dangerous

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I imagine a grunt who has been in the shit and survived is pretty dangerous
          Yea. With a rifle in combat. That doesn't mean he automatically becomes good at street fighting.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Unless you mean he's mentally unstable PTSD'ed out of his mind. Then he's crack head tier dangerous.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've been thinking of 5.11maxxing. It's like techwear but not completely gay. Dressing like a PMC seems fun.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    who is the scary guy on the right? Im getting heebie-jeebies just looking at him

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Justbin Gaycheese

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Justin Gaethje

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      garth

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >6'8
    >408lb
    Who's the best MMA fighter he could beat? No rules cage match.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Alexa Grasso via BWC TKO

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Would watch and enjoy tbh

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          something about his accent would throw me off i think

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If he had any wrestling or dutch kickboxing he would maul anyone tbh.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      leon edwards. izzy would knock him out.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What a dangerous man *actually* looks like

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      factual and correct-pilled

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dangerous "MEN"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      good morning sirs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >if you claim we're pedophiles, even though it's true, we'll get u done for racism

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Royce Gracie answered that question 30 years ago.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lifters who act like they can fight despite never training combat are cringe
    lifters who just like lifting are cool

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fighters are literally obsessed with comparing themselves to bodybuilders, whereas bodybuilders compare themselves to other bodybuilders

    If your goal is to prove how tough you are, why don’t you compare yourselves with fighters? Why not fight people who actually train to fight? Comparing yourself to a bodybuilder is like a track runner saying “look at that swimmer lol I bet he has a horrible 400m time, I’d smoke him on the track”.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because bodybuilders act like they are better than everybody else and are vain homosexuals. Fighters talk shit but deep down are humble and know they're not shit and worl harder to be better

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This except it's the complete opposite. Bodybuilders might talk shit but deep down are humble and respect all different disciplines of physical fitness. Fighters think they're better than everybody and think they're tough shit.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to romania

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nope

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm guessing the right is a rapist.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    guy on the right isn't dangerous he's a good fighter sure but some scrawny crackhead is way more dangerous

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, a better example of an mma fighter who would be sketchy in real life would be someone like Crocop. Or dutch kickboxers in the past who had mob connections.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Crocop is also a special forces commando motherfricker

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          > Trains since childhood
          > Goes to army in a war-torn country
          > Commander tells him he's a fighter, not a soldier
          > Has insane boxing record
          > Goes Kickboxing, beats one of the best fighters ever in debut match
          > Says frick that, wins 3x boxing championship
          > Becomes special forces commando
          > Goes to K1, fights against best fighters in sports history, wins
          > Goes to pride, fights some of the best MMA fighters in history, wins title, becomes a feared legend
          > Goes to UFC as an old man with fricked up knees and shoulders, fights even though he is injured all the time
          > Says he just does it for the fun of it

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of the most autistic things I have ever read on this beyond autistic site

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bodybuilders are pussies and narcissistic vain homosexuals.

    You're not tougher than me because you take steroids and have a bigger meatsuit.

    I love when bodybuilders go through babies first breakup. They whine for months. Total b***h baby's. Probably why they like such a gay sport.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bodybuilding sisters can't fight at all. I fought a bodybuilder dude once, he was 20 lbs heavier than me. But he can't fight at all I just threw jabs and moved on my feet while he is throwing wild haymakers and hooks to air. He was tired in a minute or two, than I followed with a 1,2 and finished his ass with hooks and body shots.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I know this is pasta but does anyone really think Arnold spent all that time bodybuilding because he wanted to be a boxer and not because he liked bodybuilding?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it's not really boxers or boxing fans that do this though. Boxing fans are aware that boxing is a weight class sport. Boxing fans are aware that Manny Pacquiao would get beaten on the street by some 6'4 260 pound giant. It's UFC fans who have been deluded by the UFC marketing into forgetting that MMA is a weight class sport for a reason.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I have never even seen good experienced fighters talk like this. It's always the mediocre fighters who get shat on by everyone else so they cope by daydreaming about beating up people in hypothetical situations whenever they see someone who makes them feel small and insecure

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah for sure but mediocre boxers rarely do that. It's BJJ/MMA guys who have bought into the UFC marketing. Boxers usually understand that above everything else boxing is a sport. MMA guys think learning to do MMA turns them into a shounen anime protagonist.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, for sure. In my personal experience, I have seen wrestlers and MMA fighters do this. Even OP's picture was posted by MMAgays. The two funniest ones I have seen was a dude convinced that a 130lb female wrestler could beat a strongman like Hafþór Björnsson in a street fight and the second one was some other wrestlint account which posted some shit saying
            >You can bench 120kg, I can throw 120kg grown men. I am superior.
            The funny thing is that if you can't bench 120kg, I doubt you can throw around 120kg olympic wrestlers

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >a dude convinced that a 130lb female wrestler could beat a strongman like Hafþór Björnsson in a street fight

              holy shit lol i remember that thread

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >The funny thing is that if you can't bench 120kg, I doubt you can throw around 120kg olympic wrestlers
              > missing the point of bjj this hard
              Yeah you can that's exactly the point of bjj.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It was wrestling, not bjj

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    skinnyfat losers coping hard with the fact that they will never fight anyone that matters like the political and financial elites that rule over them
    >B-BUT I CAN TOTALLY BEAT MY NEIGHBOUR BRO I'M REAL BADASS
    wow amazing, they will write movie scripts and songs about you years after you're gone I'm sure

    pick a fight with a gypo or a Black person and you will get in trouble with the law no matter how good of a fighter you are, fighting is fricking worthless in this piece of shit system we all live in stop pretending you are a warrior just because you can't look like a bodybuilder

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      True, I can respect the lifestyle of training for combat sports (boxing, MMA, etc) but larpers acting like OP are cringe

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Martial arts are a lot of fun. It's a sport I enjoy. Idk why people always go out and assume that it's all about wanting to be a big dick chimp king of of a pile of shit.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ok you are professional moron

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is why I bodybuild, strength train, box, train MMA, go shooting, and keep my tongue sharp by regularly getting into confrontations with people that get in my lane.
    It's probably why I have no friends either.

  23. 1 year ago
    sage

    If a roidfreak tries to attack you it just gives you a legal excuse to defend yourself with a weapon (which you should always be carrying where it's legal because who gives a frick about honor when your physical wellbeing is at risk). "I thought he was big enough to kill me, I felt my life was in danger, I did not initiate the fight" (valid legal defense btw). Lifting is cool and all, but your physical size/strength should only be a last resort in a violent confrontation.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    135lb skinnyfat cope

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Weight classes exist for a reason.
    Left would end up winning by accident.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Justin Gaethje rocks, I would bet on him vs. the juicehead

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only dyel homosexuals care about shit like this. You don't lift weights and you haven't stepped foot into a combat sports gym.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this is what can happen to pro mma fighters in a street fight, almost dead and life ruined

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just more proof that gunfu is the only thing that will guarantee your protection in a fight.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >gets hit in the back of the head with a piece of wood
      This is why humans evolved using clubs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >gets brains bashed out with a weapon
      >gym cuts ties with him
      kek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >get beaten into a coma because you were horny and the female wasn't precipitating
      Monkey!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you mean reciprocating? Isn't precipitation rain?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yeah auto correct lol

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            phoneposters are the Black folk of the world

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >yeah autocorrect totally replaced one valid word with another
            Frick off you illiterate Black person

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It’s crazy that the right is half Mexican. BLEACHED indeed.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    could any of these guys beat the biggest sumo wrestlers though

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    99% of morons (like yourself) can't take one on
    Keep coping, twink

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    right is 155 lb, left has like 100+ lb on right. skill and experience can only do so much. if it was a 50lb difference right might win but come on

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely hit the nail on the head
    "When you are walking through the woods and see a wild animal, why does it growl and bare it's teeth and try to look fierce? It's hoping that you will get scared and it won't have to fight"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's the most cringe boomer facebook esque thing I've read this month

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