>boomhauer
>in his 40s
>skinnyfat
>dates young women all the time
Face it, lifting is not the panaceum for your love issues
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>boomhauer. >in his 40s. >skinnyfat. >dates young women all the time
>dude why try when this fictional character is better than you lmao
You should lift, but it shouldn't be your all eggs in the basket thing. In fact what does it tell about you if someone who's less fit can be more attractive sexually?
Bro is a fictional character. He also talks stupid
He has a chiseled jaw is somewhat lean if I recall fairly tall and has a badass muscle car also confidence
hunter eyes also
He also has a stable job as a Texas Ranger.
He also spends 20 hours a week trying to pick women up at the mall and has a giant rejection rate. He probably asks more women out in one day than the average guy does in their entire life
he had an episode where he lost his mojo and another where he packed up his shit to live with some sloot in canada, hard somebody to look up to. dale has a more meaningful existence and he is a cuck
Is John Redcorn based?
he's one of the most unhappy people in the series
But he has multiple children that he doesn't have to take care of, he bangs sloots on the regular, and has a lucrative massage and music business.
he's one of the most unhappy characters in the series
You know this is not a real person right?
Look up "Mike Judge" and then look up "cartoons".
Basically this guy named Mike just kinda thought up this Boomhauer guy. He drew him and did a voice for him, but Boomhauer is not actually a real guy.
I know he seems real and it's easy to draw comparisons between his life and your own, but don't be fooled! He's actually a character from one of these cartoon things. Hope that helps! 🙂
Oh, so that completely invalidates everyone who's a real person with the same traits and having the same degree of success? Because there's a cartoon out there? Okay. Are you also going to tell me Boomhauer would be an incel in real life?
>Basically this guy named Mike just kinda thought up this Boomhauer guy. He drew him and did a voice for him, but Boomhauer is not actually a real guy.
>dang ol focused on same ol goal man ol finish line ain't even realize man dang ol 'bout the journey man
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>fictional character
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