Bald manlet cope the post. All those years of artistically lifting and making the weights his entire personality and the dude in the mirror looks better than him just because he has hair and is (likely) taller.
We like cuddling! Muscles are disgusting! We don’t like men who are obsessed with the gym! We want to look better than the man!” they would say.
At this point, I started getting annoyed with their behavior, and asked them the following question:
“What type of man are you looking for?”
They paused for a second, and replied “Well, obviously a nice guy that’s going to treat us with respect, and who can communicate in a way that does not offend us.”
At this moment, I had a big smirk on my face, knowing damn well that what I was about to say next would cause them to flip out.
“So then why do you cheat on your boyfriends for butthole guys like me?” I exclaimed.
They were silent for a few seconds, and then suddenly went full b***h mode.
“You’re such an butthole, Alex! You don’t talk to a lady like that! Go frick yourself! You don’t know what a woman likes!” they screamed.
Of course, their words didn’t faze me.
I just sat there in a calm and collected fashion, as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade.
After about 5 minutes of them ranting at me, I cut them off and said “So when are we fricking? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?”
They quickly glanced at each other, as their eyes and mouths widened.
“What did you just say???” they barked.
“You heard me. Are we fricking next Tuesday or next Saturday?”
Interestingly enough, they started giggling and eventually began playing my game.
They would say things like “You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!”
Why u shilling this closet gay Manley so hard, recently I look at these try hard mediocre at best dyel looking secretly frauding homosexuals and think how can they have an audience or even people shilling for them, they are talentless with no interesting information or entertainment to give yet incel virgin morons seem to be inspired by them
He looks like like a mini-me isis character
Getting that "big" when you are so short really doesn't help aesthetically. Let's not talk about the hair loss and the beard cope
small dick energy the post
Bald manlet cope the post. All those years of artistically lifting and making the weights his entire personality and the dude in the mirror looks better than him just because he has hair and is (likely) taller.
more small dick energy
Post dick and let's see who has it bigger. But of course you won't because you are homosexual
great,
more small dick energy
>asking another man to post his penis
gay
Was rooting for you but you kinda blew it there
>Show me your dick man, you are gay if you don't!
Lmfao
>sumo
More like he bows down. In front of wieners
>bow down
to look him in the eyes?
>the king diddlies 6pl8 sumo and with straps
goblin king?
Is this shopped or does he actually look like this
We like cuddling! Muscles are disgusting! We don’t like men who are obsessed with the gym! We want to look better than the man!” they would say.
At this point, I started getting annoyed with their behavior, and asked them the following question:
“What type of man are you looking for?”
They paused for a second, and replied “Well, obviously a nice guy that’s going to treat us with respect, and who can communicate in a way that does not offend us.”
At this moment, I had a big smirk on my face, knowing damn well that what I was about to say next would cause them to flip out.
“So then why do you cheat on your boyfriends for butthole guys like me?” I exclaimed.
They were silent for a few seconds, and then suddenly went full b***h mode.
“You’re such an butthole, Alex! You don’t talk to a lady like that! Go frick yourself! You don’t know what a woman likes!” they screamed.
Of course, their words didn’t faze me.
I just sat there in a calm and collected fashion, as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade.
After about 5 minutes of them ranting at me, I cut them off and said “So when are we fricking? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?”
They quickly glanced at each other, as their eyes and mouths widened.
“What did you just say???” they barked.
“You heard me. Are we fricking next Tuesday or next Saturday?”
Interestingly enough, they started giggling and eventually began playing my game.
They would say things like “You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!”
Just as expected, they were coming on to me
Did he really say that? Did he make up this entire story in his bald head?
Nah it totally happened bro,just gotta have that alpha mindset and trust yourself
Why u shilling this closet gay Manley so hard, recently I look at these try hard mediocre at best dyel looking secretly frauding homosexuals and think how can they have an audience or even people shilling for them, they are talentless with no interesting information or entertainment to give yet incel virgin morons seem to be inspired by them
Englisch?