brehs I got mogged by my gf

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    she fat

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    that b***h be mad fat yo

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >woman puts fat leg next to your lean leg and says "haha my legs are more muscular than yours"
    wat do?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      PERFORM BABY MAKING PROCEDURE IMMEDIATELY

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >”i bet my penis is more muscular than yours”
      She will say bet or something, and blam! I just got you laid with this sentence alone

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lean legs
      Dudes legs are literal sticks you moronic dyel

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sticks are fat

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      initiate PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT procedure

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny how focused incels are on the concept of making someone pregnant. Desperate.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grab it and say something moronic while laughing as per usual

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Offer her to squeeze your leg.
      Gf felt my leg and then her leg and freaked the frick out because my leg was all meat and her’s was a little neat surrounded by squish.
      She yelled “what, how is that all meat?”
      I immediately told her that that’s cool, women get squishy in the good parts, thicc thighs save lives, etc. but that she was always welcome to go to the gym with me if she wanted.
      Idk how it’ll go if that’s not ur gf but that’s how it went for me.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is the only reasonable response in this thread, you guys are hopeless lol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >squeeze my leg
      >squeeze her leg
      >give her a "now you" looking
      >she does
      >"we are not the same"
      >she jokingly goes hmm are you calling me fat anon
      >forgot what I said at this point but I know I dropped my spaghetti

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fatso and twiggy.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does your gf dress like a bdsm prostitute on flights?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuuuuu-tsche!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek, now post her ass, let's see if she mogs you there

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many seat belt extenders? Be honest.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothin wrong here. women are supposed to have more fat

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to put my face between the cheeks of your lady and inhale the wonderful female pussy and ass smell

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fbpbp

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamn that fat thigh is doing things to me. Post gf.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long is her femur?

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never had this problem. My thighs are huge from following Starting Strenth for two years and squatting three times a week. I mog almost everyone I sit next to.

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