Bro I Found a fucking tick on my ear.... I'm never running in the forest again

Frick doing cardio outside I'll just use the treadmill

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid I had a tick the size of an big blueberry on the backside of my balls. My grandpa had to pull it out kek.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds fricked... Damn ticks sounds like nightmare fuel do they hurt?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nta but there is a tool for tAking them off my dogs which is painless and easy. Ive never been bit by one however. To me, the scariest thing is the chance of catching a disease from them, who cares about the pain of being bit?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don't hurt you just put nail polish remover on their ass and they let go. Cane leave a little hole though depending on how deep they get.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    same reason i stopped hiking. frick ticks

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you guys such pussies it is just a tick you pull it off and you're good assuming you don't get Lyme disease which really isn't that common still a risk but not worth being some city slicking homosexual who only does sterile activities

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bro I Found a fricking tick on my ear....
    now THAT'S a manlet thread

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They aren't hard to avoid if you take some precautions.

    >pants and long sleeve
    >deet
    >avoid tall grass
    >don't rustle bushes
    >brush yourself off if you do any of the last 2

    there you go, you will probably never get bitten by a tick again

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have it good i found tick under my balls must have been there for a long time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how? I notice those frickers crawling on my skin if I get them.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How tf should i know it just got there somehow

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I killed a copperhead yesterday. Ticks aren’t that bad, I get 1-2 crawling on me every time I take my dog on a run

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't brush on anything. Ticks don't jump or fall off trees they climb to the end of a low branch or tall grass blade and quest (stick out their little arms) and wait for something the brush against it. If you don't contact anything they can't get on you.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what timing, i pulled one off my knee about an hour ago, very small but a real scrapper, almost weaseled out of my tweezers after the fact. flushed that c**t down the toilet. i don't even go into the bushes or anything

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >flushed that c**t down the toilet.
      They can't drown, they literally make a air bubble around their breathing hole on the head and can survive for 60h under water.
      Also all of their legs are controlled by their blood pressure, if you pinch them between your finger tips, they spread all their legs and can't walk.
      If you really want to kill them just get a little stone, put them on stone or pavement and squash them.
      Stepping on them or try to impale then with a stick doesn't work because they just make themself "flat" avoid all crush damage.
      If they notice what you're up to they let themself fall to avoid being squashed, so always pinch them between two fingers.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just...eat more garlic? I've been going to hikes and other nature walks since I was 4, and 24 years later have only had to pull out 3 ticks altogether. They don't like the your smell after you eat garlic, but beware: humans don't either.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lemme guess you thought you could jog through the forest in shorts and a t-shirt?
    Maybe even where high grass was.
    God I hate when tourists come to my town and hike in the forest in short clothing.
    Always wear kong sleeve clothing when you're in the forest from end of march to first week below 0°C in october or november.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bro I Found a fricking tick on my ear
    >I'm never running in the forest again

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've met 2 people in different points in my life who got lime disease from taking a hike in the forest. Each telling me how shit they feel even after treating it with antibiotics. That's enough for me to never step foot in a forest.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we were all amoebas in the primordial stew who could have evolved into anything and those absolute homosexuals chose to be ticks
    what a gay animal.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate nature and cant be bothered to pretend to like it. I wish we could pour cement all over the planet, maybe keep the wild animals only in zoos and have all farm animals in 24/7 industrial slaughterhouses.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a tick on my pecker one time bros

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope AI develops a virus that specifically kills ticks, leeches, and wasps. We don't need these frickers and it's time they figured out not to frick with the top of the food chain, like every other animal already knows.

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