Bro-science bust me rn, Explain how

Is eating gold a meme?

I remember I couldn't walk and all the medical doctors couldn't cure me

Then I went to some homeopath doctor and he gave me gold pills and that shit cured my legs like instantly
I eventually stopped taking them but I still wonder how tf it helped me

I remember hearing about some wrestlers who also used to eat this, but dunno if it was an old wives tale

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    garden gnomes are interested in holding large portions of it. that's enough for me to know it has some sort of healing powers
    >captcha g0ymk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dubs confirm
      Take the goldpill anon

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If iron has legit properties for health why not gold?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i don't know man, i'm asking you
      what the fuck is a human

      iron, copper are metals but also essential micro-nutrients to us that we have to eat? so weird

      Placebo effect most likely. It's pretty wild the power of placebos/nocebos can have on the human body.
      From insane strength and muscle gains that defy common sense to major side effects from normally very mild medications that would fix whatever issue the person would have.

      Essentially, if you truly believe something will work from the deepest reaches of your soul, it will probably work despite it having no right functioning. Inversely, if you truly believe something will not work or even harm you, it absolutely will not work and/or harm you despite the thing being inherently harmless or even beneficial.

      It's a very well studied phenomenon and why sugar pills docs make you believe are medicine work so well at treating little things

      but here's the thing tho
      i didn't believe them or trust them

      those fuckers tried to do an enema on me (it was a cute girl, i refused)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        organic vs inorganic
        you dont eat car parts for daily iron intake
        afair our body also uses gold

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You fucking retards. Gold is extremely non-reactive, what purpose would it have to eat, chemically speaking? Iron reacts with a lot of shit so it can be used by your body. But gold is stable. Your body has no need for pure gold.

      Also wtf is cure your legs? You can walk because you ate gold?

      Listen to my captcha, you need X4 doses of HWD. Fuck you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe that's exactly what we need, a bit of some stable element.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i don't know

        doctor's did all kinda shit like mris and didn't find any particular reason

        [...]
        i don't know how much that costs but i know the pills i took, nearly made us bankrupt and that's why i stopped

        [...]
        posting knees before marriage is a sin

        [...]
        >You can walk because you ate gold
        Yes. It happened. I was there

        gold pills contain trace amounts of placebo elements which are essential in combating psychosomatic afflictions

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i don't know

          doctor's did all kinda shit like mris and didn't find any particular reason

          [...]
          i don't know how much that costs but i know the pills i took, nearly made us bankrupt and that's why i stopped

          [...]
          posting knees before marriage is a sin

          [...]
          >You can walk because you ate gold
          Yes. It happened. I was there

          Maybe that's exactly what we need, a bit of some stable element.

          >need a stable element

          A stable element will just get shat out because if you can't react to it, you don't use it.

          Eat your gold, idgaf. Just making my bars at home more valuable.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah so maybe it's similar to fiber carrying some nasty junk out with it. Maybe the metallic superconductor properties of gold have something to do with carrying out bad shit from your body idk. I'm curious now. Apparently it's safe to consume

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Its just like swallowing gum. You just shit it out a few hours later. There's no benefits whatsoever, I don't understand the cope you have going on. Literally makes no sense.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Placebo effect most likely. It's pretty wild the power of placebos/nocebos can have on the human body.
    From insane strength and muscle gains that defy common sense to major side effects from normally very mild medications that would fix whatever issue the person would have.

    Essentially, if you truly believe something will work from the deepest reaches of your soul, it will probably work despite it having no right functioning. Inversely, if you truly believe something will not work or even harm you, it absolutely will not work and/or harm you despite the thing being inherently harmless or even beneficial.

    It's a very well studied phenomenon and why sugar pills docs make you believe are medicine work so well at treating little things

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I remember I couldn't walk and all the medical doctors couldn't cure me

    >Then I went to some homeopath doctor and he gave me gold pills and that shit cured my legs like instantly

    Imagine making a thread on 4chins just to anonymously announce just how immensely retarded you are

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ?
      it worked even though i believed it wouldn't

      not my problem if you don't believe it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Post buckled legs

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Silver has health and antibiotic healing properties as well. Its used in the medical industry and in water filters to kill bacteria.

    I wouldn't be surprised if gold has the same properties considering its antirusting property, but since its “expensive”, (they) don't want to enlighten more about gold for the goyim to hoard.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why couldn't you walk?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i don't know

      doctor's did all kinda shit like mris and didn't find any particular reason

      NGL OP you kinda making me wanna find a gold micronutrient supplement. 30mg sound good?

      i don't know how much that costs but i know the pills i took, nearly made us bankrupt and that's why i stopped

      Post buckled legs

      posting knees before marriage is a sin

      You fucking retards. Gold is extremely non-reactive, what purpose would it have to eat, chemically speaking? Iron reacts with a lot of shit so it can be used by your body. But gold is stable. Your body has no need for pure gold.

      Also wtf is cure your legs? You can walk because you ate gold?

      Listen to my captcha, you need X4 doses of HWD. Fuck you.

      >You can walk because you ate gold
      Yes. It happened. I was there

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >i don't know
        munchausens by proxy, your mother was poisoning you and for whatever reason decided the "homeopathy gold cured my child" was the way to go

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NGL OP you kinda making me wanna find a gold micronutrient supplement. 30mg sound good?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you sure the pills weren't just gold coloured and didn't actually contain gold? Think long and hard big fella, I know this is tough.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i don't know
      i just popped the pills they gave me willy nilly cause i thought it was bullshit

      [...]
      gold pills contain trace amounts of placebo elements which are essential in combating psychosomatic afflictions

      can placebo work even if you think it's a placebo and that it doesn't work

      noceob gains?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when did you stop being able to walk and how long did it last until you went to the homeopath

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did u shit gold

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gold is inert, you're just going to shit it right back out.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gold doesn't react with anything in your body and nearly nothing in general
    you are just wasting money
    picrel (Lydian coins) are among the first known coins in human history
    they're still intact and didn't react with anything

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Aha! The ancient peoples knew it was a superstable. Maybe it was also a super staple??? EAT THE GOLD

      Its just like swallowing gum. You just shit it out a few hours later. There's no benefits whatsoever, I don't understand the cope you have going on. Literally makes no sense.

      >There's no benefits whatsoever
      How do you know? Have you tried it?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Benefits of eating gold:
    Reduces disease activity and joint inflammation
    Acne prevention anti-inflammatory (do not use on acne) on any skin type
    Reduces the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles
    Reduces the appearance of sun damage
    Reduces age spots
    Helps lighten skin

    Evens out skin tone

    Melanin formation and pigmentation of skin is controlled

    Makes skin look and feel smoother and softer

    Fights off damaging free radicals

    Help prevent premature aging

    Slows down collagen depletion

    Defies the human aging process

    Look younger almost immediately

    Provides a golden glow

    Promotes skins firmness

    Increases skin elasticity

    Provide a tightening effect

    Prevents sagging skin

    Minimizes skin inflammation

    Lifts the skin

    Stimulates cellular growth

    Rejuvenates the skin

    Serves as an all-natural sunscreen

    Helps in Lymphatic Drainage

    Lessens scarring and skin blemishes

    Repairs damaged skin cells

    Increases the life of the skin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      any explanations about the underlying mechanisms for any of these? no? figured as much

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Any actual studies to back that up? Sounds too good to be true tbh

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you gave yourself metal poisoning. epic

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The garden gnomes don't want you to know. They sustain themselves on a diet of raw gold, adrenochrome from aborted White fetuses, and matzah ball soup

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anti-inflammatory properties - Colloidal gold is used for bring relief to joint pain and inflammation caused by arthritis, bursitis, rheumatism, and tendinitis.

    Rejuvenating properties - Colloidal Gold has a soothing and harmonizing effect on the body, mind, and spirit and also known to promote a feeling of increased energy, will power, mental focus and libido. In cases of chills, hot flashes, and night sweats, the body’s temperature stabilizing mechanism is restored to balance by colloidal gold.

    Enhanced moods - It is used to improve mental and emotional well being of people suffering from anxiety, depression, frustration, and sadness.

    Improved cognitive function –Studies reveal that colloidal gold acts as a natural stimulant for the cells of our body. This property improves the transmission of electrical signals between the nerve cells in the brain and increases mental alertness and boosts concentration.

    Skin Care - Due to its ability to regenerate cells and restore their normal elastic properties, colloidal gold solution is used topically as an ointment to treat various skin problems such as eczema, fungal infections, skin rash, wounds, skin burns and many more. It is also used as an ingredient in anti-aging skin care products.

    Treatment of Cancer - Colloidal gold is also being used in alternative medicine to treat certain types of cancer such as prostate cancer and ovarian cancer by injecting minuscule amount of gold into the patient’s body in order to control growth of cancerous cells.

    Treatment of Addiction - It has been used to treat alcoholism in the 19th Century and in modern day it is used for treating nicotine, drugs and caffeine addiction.

    Swarna (Gold) Bhasma
    Swarna Bhasma is a compound prepared by using pure gold and used in Ayurveda with several health benefits such as boosting immunity, intelligence, memory and concentration.

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/surprising-benefits-of-gold-for-health-beauty-033834798.html

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Colloidal gold nanoparticles are the most commonly used nanoparticles for anticarcinogenic drug delivery. Colloidal gold nanoparticles are more biocompatible than other nanoparticles. The physical and chemical properties of colloidal gold nanoparticles allow more than one protein molecule to bind to a single particle of colloidal gold. The use of colloidal gold nanoparticles as drug-delivery vectors of tumor necrosis factor (TNF) has been tested in a growing tumor in mice [25]. Although TNF has been evaluated in cancer treatment, it causes adverse effects such as hypotension and, in some cases, organ failure, resulting in death. But recent researches have shown that when coupled with colloid gold particles, therapeutic amounts of TNF can be successfully delivered to destroy the tumor cells in animals [26].

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gold nanoparticles ALLEGEDLY increase IQ

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gold is literally estrogenic.
    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/15567188/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The results of our experiment suggest that gold chloride treatment might be associated with significant stimulatory effects on testicular activities
      Says it stimulates test, the opposite of what you claim

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you can eat gold because it doesn't react with anything
    The same reason you can eat it is the reason it does fucking nothing.

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