bro science on wet dreams

why am i getting them so often?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    jerk off more
    /thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not gonna happen bossnatch

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sexual thoughts, stop thinking em /thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      im trying brother, but thats not all, as my sexual thoughts have decreased from when i first quit jacking it (6 months ago). it used to only be once a month, now it's often once or more a week.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know but it's annoying as fuck.
    t. 30yo boomer that has been having wet dreams since adolescence and still get them if not jerking off more than 5 or 6 days.

    But I also have very vivid dreams to the point of actually waking up crying.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Get a load of the overgrown baby

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No bully.

        i bet you're the kind of guy that sees a girls feet and cums the next time you close your eyes

        Not at all, but I've coomed just from her grinding on my dick dressed.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >grinding on my dick dress
          >a dress for his dick
          Anon?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            We were both dressed.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >anon with his girlfriend
              >both wearing dresses
              ???

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                take your medication.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It’s not time yet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i bet you're the kind of guy that sees a girls feet and cums the next time you close your eyes

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Same thing happened to me. I think it has to do with the multivitamin and wearing underwear.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if youre nofap, youre prob massively suppressing your sexuality irl so your brain compensates by giving you sexual dreams

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      see

      im trying brother, but thats not all, as my sexual thoughts have decreased from when i first quit jacking it (6 months ago). it used to only be once a month, now it's often once or more a week.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You need to masturbate or have sex. If you hold it in your body will expel it through wet dreams. I had the same probem when I did no fap. Once I jerked every 3 days I don't get them ever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i use to only get them every 1-2 months, now much more often, all without masturbating. i don't need to eliminate them, i just want to lessen their frequency.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you on gear? I thought it would be from really high test. Nofap and being on gear seams like it would cause a high frequency of wet dreams.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no, and i doubt i'm high t, although i have been working out and eating better (still pretty bad)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >i doubt i'm high t
            How do you know? Have you had bloodwork?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              no, but i'm not prone to gains and can't grow a beard (just potential symptoms of high t i know)
              is there a good way to know without blood work?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Testosterone doesn't matter, I'm

          I don't know but it's annoying as fuck.
          t. 30yo boomer that has been having wet dreams since adolescence and still get them if not jerking off more than 5 or 6 days.

          But I also have very vivid dreams to the point of actually waking up crying.

          and have average test (650) and still have wet dreams regularly.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wet dreams are kino. Stay winning, anon.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've never had one. Even when I stopped jerking off for months. Are they actually common?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      semi common, especially for younger people, not as common as they could be because few young men stop masturbating young

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    stop looking at lust inducing images on image boards

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anyone have a good porn blcoking extension, i got vRate but it's not so good

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you no get da boom boom

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I whack off about 5-6 times a week and have wet dreams pretty rarely. There doesn't seem to be a correlation with prolonged periods of not nutting though. Like I had one a couple weeks ago but I'm pretty sure I had rubbed one out that same day. Also I'll have vivid sex dreams occasionally but most of the time they don't result in me busting oddly enough. Do with that what you will

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you are posessed by demons

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >be dreaming
    >having sex with big titty blonde
    >cum inside her
    >visceral feeling, like I'm actually cumming
    >wake up
    >see stain
    Shit was cash except the waking up part, my only wet dream

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Idk man but mine come and go in phases. Sometimes for a month or two I’m having up to several a week. Other times I’ll have none for months on end. Best I can figure is it is dependent on your emotional kind of states. Especially stress and mood.
    If I have been having a good balance of exercise and recovery, I’m getting enough sun, good food, not staying late at work, no extra random stresses added on, etc etc that usually impacts my baseline mood, and also generally more likely to have wet dreams - especially at the start of say a new programming block after a deload week, or having a weekend I truly relaxed and recovered on.
    When I’ve got negatives in those areas they don’t happen. Same thing with morning wood now that I think about it. So I suppose it relates to decent balances of hormones and your mood and affect allowing arousal while asleep.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i dont have them often but the last 3 or 4 times i woke up the moment where i was gonna nut and was able to hold it in

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The wet dreams will never stop but here's the good news. Kegels. The more you do them in sleep the less seed will drain out after supressing the orgasms. You have to sort of get lucid when you feel the orgasm coming up and press your kegel. You will not orgasm but if you are untrained semen will still flow out afterwards. With practice you will also learn to keep in in your guts completely and not waste a drop. What I also noticed is that most wet dreams happen when you oversleep, so getting up early is good to have less wet dreams, but maybe that's just a personal case.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dont know about the kegels, but sleeping in absolutely has to do with it. almost always happens closer to when i should be awake rather than in the middle of the night anyway.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    litteral succubi are attracted to concetrated jing since you don't waste it anymore
    just notice when does it happen
    according to chinks succubi attach on 15th night of month and last night of the month (that's simplified, but basically covers 90% of cases)
    it also happens when you get a lot of stimuli like watching porn, erotic photos, coombaits etc. and you don't act on it
    again build up jing attracts succubi
    how to prevent this?
    don't watch naked women ever again unless in real life, when the woman is into you.
    take cold showers.
    ice on balls soothes blue balls pain
    meditate on the 15 and last night of the month.
    ventilate your household, remove dust, wash your ass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fine I'll pray to god especially on that day
      Might even pray a bit extra

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's a chink bullshit. Asian "traditions" and history are all nonsense written by the Jesuits

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care
          If I feel like I might have a wet dream then I'll pray to god for protection against the daemons
          As long as I can minimalize the wet dreams

          Plus I fuckin hate laundry and Don't have a washing machine

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, didn't want to wash my sheets this morning. I'm still really horny shit sucks man.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm still really horny crap sucks man.
              If you say this to yourself it is obvious that you then get wet dreams

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ?
                I get wet dreams because I don't like being uncomfortably horny? Explain?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, because you think you are horny try to do something to distract yourself from that thought.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Good plan, think I'll go on a hike.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      never on the 15th or the last day of the month, it's happen 13 times total

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lately I had a wet dream.

    It was a bout me fucking a good looking white cardiobunny outside during the winter.

    Got flashbacks from my landwhale ex getting pregnant with her new guy and decided to get some condoms in my dream so I could creampie inside this girl without holding back.

    It felt amazing how the cold feeling outside complimented with my penis feeling warm inside her pussy. The dream continued and ended in bliss.

    Woke up drizzeled in cum, feelsgreatman

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Same anon
    Except for the fact in the dreams I see abstract shit
    Stuff I can't really comprehend

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this happened to me once, really crazy meaningless dream then my pp really hurts, felt like spikes were emerging from it

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because you are having too many boners. try to see less lewd content and less sexual thoughts.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You need to do a parasite cleanse in learn to lucid dream. Demons are attacking you at night and you need to defeat them. DO NOT LET THE SUCCUBI HAVE YOUR SEED. Wet dreams are entirely avoidable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wet dreams do not cause you to lose semen, only prostate fluid.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Begone, demon. We know you can only speak in lies.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          look I agree with what you said before, it would be better to avoid wet dreams and they can be avoided, however you should not obsess if you have one, they are not a relapse, it's just prostate fluid.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >it's just prostate fluid
            Post proof. Everything I am seeing says it contains sperm.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              sometimes there can also be semen (however, never in the quantities as in masturbation) if you continue to harbor sexual thoughts, continue to watch pornography and hold erections. however, i am not defending wet dreams, in my opinion they should be avoided absolutely however making it seem like they are relapses could send away/demotivate people who have begun to abstain from masturbation

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Semen is still released. Whether you are a beginner or not, you should know the ultimate goal is to avoid all emissions. Many people will act like it is different, but not enough to make it okay to allow it to happen.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i dont care about semen retention, i just don't want to orgasm. if i just pissed out the semen without feeling anything i wouldn't care.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck do I stop them? Sometimes I can and sometimes I just can't.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had one yesterday, it was a little sticky but watery. If there is sperm/semen and not just prostate fluid there's surely much less than when you coom conciously.
    I hope they'll stop with time.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Weird you should post this OP. Just had a dream last night, I was fucking this bitch in my car lmao, sucking her tiddies and I swear I could feel the pussy heat on my dick, came buckets. Instantly realized I had just coomed my sheets tho and was still rock hard (like uncommonly hard) and couldn't get it down to piss for like 5 minutes. I'm 33 years old FFS
    Is there a succubi epidemic going on? They got all of our jizz last night, bros. WTF they planning?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like

      litteral succubi are attracted to concetrated jing since you don't waste it anymore
      just notice when does it happen
      according to chinks succubi attach on 15th night of month and last night of the month (that's simplified, but basically covers 90% of cases)
      it also happens when you get a lot of stimuli like watching porn, erotic photos, coombaits etc. and you don't act on it
      again build up jing attracts succubi
      how to prevent this?
      don't watch naked women ever again unless in real life, when the woman is into you.
      take cold showers.
      ice on balls soothes blue balls pain
      meditate on the 15 and last night of the month.
      ventilate your household, remove dust, wash your ass

      was right, they attack in the middle of the month.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking demons man, I even jacked off ~4 hours before bed.
        How am I supposed to avoid sexual stimuli, even the blue boards are full of coombait and the thots and milfs at the supermarket put it all out there. Guess it's the cold shower pill for me.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >milfs
          come on dude, these aren't even that attractive

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >He doesn't like MILFs
            I'm talking like 35-45 housewives who spend all day working on dat azz. It's ridiculous.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Take a quinine tincture

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what is that letter that looks like an f but is an s?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >google
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_s

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, I can have them without sexual dreams at all, I just wake up and there’s coom. Ironically they happen most to me when I don’t have listful thoughts or boners, I assume my brain is compensating for that. Try not wearing underwear, but if you do cum, it’s much more cleanup.

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