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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are these cookies actually any good or is it just a IST meme?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They taste fucking terrible. Worse than protein bars. They’re consistently at the bottom of taste tests.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The white chocolate macadamia tastes really good -- but the macros are shit. ~400c with 15g protein, and if I recall correctly, they were previously sued for not actually having that much protein.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          fucking yuden man

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >white chocolate macadamia tastes really good
          I gave it two bites and threw it away

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      guerrilla marketing campaign

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They make people here seethe and i think thats funny

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a meme in that they try to pass this off as healthy even though it has shit macros, 16g protein for 420 cals.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah and the rest of the cals are added sugar, more carbs, and fat. You can just drink milk or eat yogurt and have a couple good bakery cookies, will achieve the same effect.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf, how is that even bad?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >16g protein
          >in 420 calories
          Why are you asking? You can have a tub of yogurt and get 4x the protein for literally half the calories.
          And if you're bulking, just eat a fucking steak or a chicken.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They taste fucking awful and the macros are terrible. Pretty much any other protein bar/cookie is preferable

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they literally hide the nutrition facts behind the extra packing strip on the back so you have to tear the package a little to look at the nutrition facts and see that its 440 calories and all the healthy looking checks and labels are a total lie

      They are good for vegan bulking

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’d rather eat a Quest bar.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bought chocolate Quest bar and they taste really nice
        Don’t see the comparison

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      white chocolate chip is the only one that taste decent...trust me ive tried them all

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trash macros and trash taste

      The peanut butter quest cookies are so much better

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Quest mogs all other protein bars other than that one chewy one they never sell anywhere now.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Found it. They must have gone out of business. It is too bad, they were the only ones who didn’t pack their bars with enough sugar alcohol to give you diarrhea. Not to mention actually using whey.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just called their number and there is an automated voice saying that their products are all being recalled for not meeting sterility standards of the FDA, containing some chrono-bacteria, being contaminated…

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              unlucky anon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wawa just started selling pic related and they're my new go to. Wouldn't eat them while trying to cut though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I got one and it’s a meme. They have maybe 5-10g more protein than a regular cookie, while being way more processed and filled with got shit, so your grandma’s home made cookies are unironically healthier and grandma’s cookies with a glass of milk get you the same protein.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, they taste like paste.
      They're also just as unhealthy as a regular fucking cookie. In fact, they got sued over their packaging a few years back because it doesn't even have 16g of protein in it like they claim.
      https://www.foodnavigator-usa.com/Article/2018/11/03/Lenny-Larry-s-agrees-to-5m-proposed-settlement-over-protein-claims
      They proceeded to cry victim because "other people do it why not us?!" and refuse to change the packaging because they know no one would buy it otherwise.

      [...]

      >Try one some time and it'll change your mind.
      >Give us your money just one time, I promise you won't regret it*! (*no refunds)
      Fuck off, shill.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're vegan protein people just get them because of the Rich Piana meme.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cardboard pizza tastes better

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that animal shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Awful, tastes like cardboard and has the consistency of eating a stick of frozen butter.
      Viral marketing is real. The best protein snacks are unironically musashi museli bars or those crank drinks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The nutrition is terrible, see

      https://i.imgur.com/QdQFSam.png

      No, they taste like paste.
      They're also just as unhealthy as a regular fucking cookie. In fact, they got sued over their packaging a few years back because it doesn't even have 16g of protein in it like they claim.
      https://www.foodnavigator-usa.com/Article/2018/11/03/Lenny-Larry-s-agrees-to-5m-proposed-settlement-over-protein-claims
      They proceeded to cry victim because "other people do it why not us?!" and refuse to change the packaging because they know no one would buy it otherwise.

      [...]
      >Try one some time and it'll change your mind.
      >Give us your money just one time, I promise you won't regret it*! (*no refunds)
      Fuck off, shill.

      . The taste is bad too. it's vaguely cinnamon flavored, has the texture of wet cardboard, and is just unpleasant to eat. It's only for idiots who don't know anything about nutrition thinking they're "eating healthier".

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're fine, about as tasty as a mediocre protein bar but not bad.

      Not a good protein/calorie ratio I only eat them if I forget to pack a lunch before work and need some extra calories to get through the shift.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These actually taste pretty good. Don't listen to the gays here who haven't eaten eaten them. They're honestly not bad. I grab one every now and then when I'm at walmart

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to eat a lot of them, because I have a huge sweet tooth.

    Some stuff to know:
    - Their macros aren't all that good compared to other protein bars, but (imho) they generally taste better than most protein bars
    - They tend to make me and most of my buddies gassy as fuck, even though they're plant-based. Not sure why
    - They're like 440 damn calories, so not much better than a real-ass cookie plus a whey shake

    I stopped eating them after a while for those reasons

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weren't they involved in a lawsuit or something? I saw someone post about that here

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/VXsBBTA.jpg

      Bros...

      Yes. ~~*They*~~ lied about the protein content aka the whole reason people were paying five times as much for a cookie that tastes bad. This cookie is the antithesis of IST

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this shit even exist?
    Protein bars are already vegan since all of them are made with söy and pea protein.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    based

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They mog the shit out of IST

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Eating the same boring things to get their protein
      >16g protein
      >420 calories
      >Still tastes like shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used to eat a lot of them, because I have a huge sweet tooth.

        Some stuff to know:
        - Their macros aren't all that good compared to other protein bars, but (imho) they generally taste better than most protein bars
        - They tend to make me and most of my buddies gassy as fuck, even though they're plant-based. Not sure why
        - They're like 440 damn calories, so not much better than a real-ass cookie plus a whey shake

        I stopped eating them after a while for those reasons

        >they literally hide the nutrition facts behind the extra packing strip on the back so you have to tear the package a little to look at the nutrition facts and see that its 440 calories and all the healthy looking checks and labels are a total lie

        They are good for vegan bulking

        its a meme in that they try to pass this off as healthy even though it has shit macros, 16g protein for 420 cals.

        It’s just a snack, doesn’t count. Right babe?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So the guys irl were actually chads and not Carrot Top looking garden gnomes like in the logo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not them, this is "Barry"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here's some cringe kino from the garden gnome himself.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Do not have a backup plan
          Probably the worst advice you could possibly give someone

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          So just the secret basically?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    UH OH BUSTED!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like eating these as a yummy snack.

      I miss him so much

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a fucking cookie that tastes bad.

    High Carb, High calorie.

    But but but it has protein in it guys!!!

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just make your own?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Garbage. Just eat a steak like a real man.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like eating these as a yummy snack.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i bought that exact flavor today since I'm too lazy to prep for work.
    tasted like fucking dog food to where I thought about spitting it out i know what dog food tastes like since I ate dog food as a youngster before

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    BRAVO

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    these taste like shit. i'm shocked they made it to a shelf. any women on earth could have made a better cookie, provided with any half decent protein powder. i couldn't make a cookie the SHIT if i fucking TRIED

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sugar
    >flour
    Mutt "health" food lmao

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    BUSTED ho ho ho!

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    *mogs your path*

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    IST made me get one of these cookies and they fucking sucked

    fuck you IST

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The quest ones are legitimately better and better for you.

      Quest is based. They also don't put onions in ANYTHING they make.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Try one some time and it'll change your mind.
    we did gay, that's why we're saying they taste like shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >processed goyslop
    No thanks

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    *completely destroys you*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      *1/3 of the kcal, 3* the taste*

      Heh, American bros, bad times for you.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cant think of anything gayer than protein snacks
    just indulge in literal delicious garbage and do the cardio afterwards if it bothers you that much
    if you consume this type of shit you are a whole homosexual on GOD

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >plant based
    lmao no thanks, Im not doing hormone therapy on myself

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok shill, I'll try one... when I go get a Monster.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eh, they are okay but I do not use them as a snack or protein bar. My primary use case is for hiking when I want something that can be eaten as a breakfast on the go. In that context, they work great because the carbs, sugars, etc are actually getting used. I would never just sit around and eat one as a snack.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you fags too retarded to mix whey powder with oats?

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