bros, I didn't eat for 3 days and took a bunch of enzymes and when I took a shit this came out of me
what is it?
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bros, I didn't eat for 3 days and took a bunch of enzymes and when I took a shit this came out of me. what is it?
It's fricking nasty
Tapeworm
nah, it looks like the mucus layer of the colon shedding
dang, 2 seconds late
Guy called vegetable police on utube did a vid with some $200 enzymes that made him shit out this stuff.
I'm surprised there's not more information on this muccoid plaque. But lying doctors claiming it 'does not exist' makes me suspect there is a benefit to trying to clear it out. Why wouldn't one want to remove a foul build-up in your gut? If it's important your body will make more. Would be great to know more on how to get rid of it, I've done extended fasts and never shat anything like this.
>tell me how to shit out my intestinal lining
You're going to get an ulcer, fistula, abcess or leaky gut syndrome or something.
Before you go on a conspiracy rant. You have to ask yourself if there even is a "build up" of anything in the first place.
How do you know its building up?
That's the equivalent of drinking alcohol so your liver has something to do kek. It's like u dumbasses want to get grifted sometimes
>go outside on a sunny day
>become red
>skin falls of
>having skin is important, body makes more
HEALTHY
There was a wormpill general on /x/ a couple months back where the anons were trying figure this stuff out. It was pretty interesting but I never got too deep into it. I wonder why the general stopped, maybe all the anons died off from the vast variety of chemicals they were dead set on putting into their bodies to get rid of the (demonic) intestinal parasites they were convinced they had.
>If it's important your body will make more.
Teeth
You don't need teeth if you do GOMAD like God intended.
GODMAD
inb4 'your stomach lining' or something silly
how is it not that? your colonic mucus layer sheds from time to time
especially if you're taking enzymes and not eating
I fast regularly and nothing even resembling that thing has ever come out of my ass
maybe your colon is already really clean
maybe you didnt take high dose enzymes like OP did
I can already tell you the first isn't true because before I started dieting I would crush big macs. What type of enzymes we talking? What do to they do for you?
>What type of enzymes we talking?
proteolytic enzymes
they break down mucus and junk in your colon
Sick tapeworm OP. Go to a doctor to get medicine in case that boy laid eggs in ur ass
Did you scoop that out with a net?
No, I used my hands and then just put it on the grill I use for grilling my chicken. I obviously washed my hands and the grill afterwards.
> then just put it on the grill I use for grilling my chicken
that's ass jizz
Cook and eat it. MF been stealing your gainz.
tapeworm
literal gains goblin
GO.SEE.A.DOCTOR
larp
why would you fish some thing out your toilet
>collecting your fecal material in a metal strainer
>not collecting your fecal matter in a metal strainer for a Mongolian basket weaving forum to analyze
Ngmi
if you didn't say that was your shit, I would've thought it was egg, why the frick would you let your shit in a mental strainer
>why the frick would you let your shit in a mental strainer
curiosity
Wash that strainer before you make spaghetti pls
put me in the screencap
No.
It's called intestinal plaque. It's actually apart of chinese medicine to remove it through fasting and drinking juice.
explain more
There was a screenshot which detailed it a long time ago. Basically, the lining of your intestines have groves and notches which build up with food particles over time, forming a terrible film of foul mucus. The only way to remove it is with highly acidic drinks (fruit/veggie juice) over extended periods of time.
this is false chink bullshit by the way
your intestine always has a lining. its your intestinal lining. there is not food caught in it, thats complete bullshit to get you to eat fricked up medicines
i knew a guy who ate a bunch of clay to shit out his intestinal lining and then he got intestinal cancer so good luck with that shit
tapeworms are distinctly visually segmented. this is obviously not segmented
what is it then?
no idea. i can say with 95% certainty that the thin layer of mucosa covering the item in the strainer would not be enough to obfuscate the tapeworm's distinct segmentation. if OP washes the entity off, he can confirm with 100% certainty
I agree
Tapeworms also have a very distinct taste, and the only way to 100% is for OP to put that in his mouth
op is trolling, those are dabs
Just looks like any homogenous organic compound. Enzymes made what they wanted to make.
It's a common side effect of prolonged fasting. The parasites in your ass have started cannibalizing each other for sustenance.
mucoid plaque
Mucus with a touch of blood, probably from the force you were exerting. When you sleep at night a thin membrane coats your stomach and when you wake up and eat/drink it gets mixed around in your colon as sort of a self generating turd lube. Since you haven't eaten anything else it probably just bunched up and made its way through by itself. I wouldn't worry too much about it, just eat and see if it goes back to normal, and FFS stop forcing so much, you are going to get hemorrhoids.
Why did you take the enzymes?
uhaähä
Informative thread very interesting
Ive seen better answers in this thread about shit than in actually fitness related threads
Did... did you strain your own shit with a sieve?
It's not worms, it's the outer part of the lining of your colon, go see a doctor and stop taking whatever weird Chinese diet pills you ordered online
half digested creamed condom
jesus christ OP
do fats really