>burn through shoes in 6 months
>still pay $120 for fricking sneakers
Why are runners so fricking stupid and up their ass? You can get decent sneakers for $20. There cannot seriously be a reason these dipshits are willing to pay out the ass for some fricking sneakers. Their breasts bleed too which is ultra gay. People who get into races and put a bunch of stickers on their truck saying they do races are super gay. Just fricking shut the frick up about it. Nobody gives a frick that you ran a 100 or 200 or whatever K except yourself.
Least liftgays just shut the frick up, lift, and suck each other's dicks without much of a fuss.
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Xero shoes are the best shoes unironically.
knockoff keds
thank me later $12
i throw them out when they wear down
you want your shoes SOFT
you want to be able to spread your toes
you want flexible soles
99% of shoes on the market are garbage
you want to simulate being barefoot as closely as possible
LMAO I am not a rungay. I am a tank. for me it's, Merrell Moab 2 ventilator low, in beluga, of course. Adorable of you to say what "i want" so confidently barefoot nerd. I want a brick attached to my foot so that whan I kick you it breaks your frickin jaw
>be OP
>NEET loser still living at home at 30
>mom gets new runner boyfriend
>such good cardio he can frick all night
>OP hears mom begging for runner boyfriend’s cum all night
>boyfriend still runs 10 miles in the morning while Mom recovers
>boyfriend eventually dies
>OPs mom falls into depression because no man can frick all night like the runner boyfriend
>OP makes shitty post on IST as revenge
You can say runners are gay as much as you want OP. It won’t take the sounds of your mom moaning out of your head
Nice fantasy
I like merrell but they dont offer much for those with a wide foot.
This is obviously a dumb bait post but whatever. I buy the best running shoes because the difference between the best and utter shit is less than $200. I can afforded it.
It really isn't a dumb bait post. You're a homosexual who gets defensive about what you do with your money, but no matter how you cut it, spending 200 bucks on sneakers is moron shit. I mean that. I'm not "baiting" you. You're just a dumbass who this post is about.
Frick off.
It is a bait post. You're being pointlessly aggressive. You could have mentioned that you think x or y thing is overpriced and explained your reasoning. Instead you decided to be a c**t.
There is nothing more valuable than the cartilage in your knees. You frick that up and you'll wish you didn't buy all your running shoes from Payless
Why are you so dramatic? You think there are literally no good running shoes under $50? are you insane? Threatening me with cartiledge death because I don't buy HOKA jack me offs and suck my own wiener after running a marathon. I told you. I LIFT, and HIKE and BIKE. I don't frick my stupid knees up by running dumbshit marathons. I KNOW for a FACT that $50 shoes on Amazon (payless wtf?) are good enough. You're a crackhead. You are willfully denying the truth
You do, and I do what I want with my opinions about what you do with your money, and you fricking waste it, for status. That's why you do it. No girl is rubbing her clit to you and your running shoes, homosexual. I'm not even remotely close to being mad, but you can be sure the boot up your ass when I am won't be $200 homosexual shit.
If you don’t run then just don’t buy them, simple as. But if running is a part of your routine then you definitely need to invest in the best shit you can to make sure you can keep doing what you like for a lot longer. Do you wear some bullshit $20 boots from walmart for when you hike? Probably not, because your feet would be two giant blisters and you’re likely to roll your ankle.
I wear MERRELL MOAB 2 VENTILATORS AND THEY COST $40 YOU FRICKING FOOL. HIGHEST RATED HIKING SHOE OUTSIDE OF SOLOMON WHICH ARE FOR gayS. LIKE I SAID. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PAY $200 FOR SHOES. I'M NOT GAY. I GOT THEM IN BELUGA. IT'S A LIGHT BLUE AND GRAY COLOR. GOD DAMN.
Why do walking shoes look like they are all designed for geriatrics then.
because it's a hiking shoe and old people are wise and they know they don't need some hip hop RAPPER NEON homosexual SHIT
How much do you run to burn through these in 6 months? They last me over a year while also using them as my main daily shoe
the post was about runnergays which I am not. my mother's deceased boyfriend was a marathon runner. I saw the change because they had been dating forever. He started doing these serious runs and would burn through his sneakers every six months. He was a homosexual, he had runner homosexual stickers all over everything, just couldn't resist talking about his gay runs and blah blah blah. He died of a heart attack. The doctors told him he had six months to live and that he couldn't run and then he killed himself with drugs.
I hate rungays. Spit on their grave. Just get a pair of Aesics and shut the frick up.
Yeah I dunno, that's more typical of the slow rungays who run super long miles with shit conditioning to feel good about themselves. College track and cross country guys are much less obnoxious about it.
Also, you can just buy previous generation hokas for like 40-60 dollars.
Where? Pls tell
I dunno, they just go on sale occasionally
So OP is taking out his anger at his mom’s boyfriend on running shoes kek
OP is literally just pissed off his second father abandoned him (this time by dying) and now he's taking it out on shoes.
The difference between a good pair of running shoes and a shit one is night and day. Probably not much of a difference when you're an obese loser who cant feel their toes
I do what I want with my money, friend. Are you mad because people spend money on their hobbies or whatever, let me ask you, why? Why can't rooner gays buy shoes? I have a really cheap Decathlon/Uniqlo running shoe for the past 4 years now, of course rooning in the rain it's like ice skating, or trying to suicide, but whatever, I like and I hope you find a hobby and your mom gives you enough "good boy" money so you can buy your stuff too.
>be me
>be frugal and check thrift stores for gems
>sometimes find lightly used shoes that fit
>wear them for years
>still going strong
>$5 shoes every few years means more money for food
has homosexual(you) tried lifting his feet when walking/running?
>$5 shoes every few years means more money for food
it's not like you need those shoes when you ride your mobility scooter anyway.
Slow gay detected
There is literally a massive difference between good shoes and cheap ones for a runner. If you’re putting decent miles in then it’s worth it financially to keep getting new shoes so you don’t destroy your knees
Will agree a bit tho that it’s a fricking meme when you see Hoka wearers for their 8:45 pace 10ks or whatever the frick. If you can’t get under a 6 min mile then stick to k Swiss
Good running shoes vs some random shit from walmart makes a difference. They last if you run on grass/trails and use them for nothing except that instead of wearing them as street shoes and running on asphalt like a moron.
it's a triangle with foam underneath it reeboks are slightly worse than your hoka giga homosexual 420 es pros and they ain't worth 160 more dollars. i'm a triple millionaire btw.
>reeboks are slightly worse than your hoka giga homosexual 420 es pros
The difference is night and day, and hoka arent that expensive
I bought a pair of Hoka's after hearing people talk about them all the time, but they aren't that soft or cushioned.
After trying Vaporflys the Hoka seemed quite stiff and firm. Shoe reviewers just fall for marketing memes all the time, it seems.
That's because vaporflies are like a more expensive better hoka.
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Overpriced running shoes aren't going to fix your shit form and improper stride/turnover/strike for your body geometry and weight
Don't bother replying, i know I'm fricking right
They'll let you pack on a few more miles a week and run faster though, if you're already perfect at running otherwise.
the best shoes can do, is not get in the way.
Reply to me because I know I'm right
Who knew that poorgays coped this hard about shoes?
i'm a triple millionaire dog and i told you i wear cool shoes
i have these merrell (good company) hydro mocs and I wear them everywhere bro
they're better than crocs. and they cost 50 bucks. i didn't have to go ape tarded and buy $300 shoes
these are everywhere in leaf land. Fricking ugly shit. Just get a pair of black slides for frick sake. Also, Hoka are frick ugly too. ON are better.
nope i don't like slides they're gay i think they look cool
Barefoot is most ideal. There was a tribe of men in South America that could run hundreds of miles a day barefoot only
And they must've been slow as frick because they've never won anything and get GIGAMOGGED by the kalenjins.