Can IST help me get a convo going so I don't get ghosted right away? Will post results. I replied to her prompt suggesting earplugs
Can?
Can IST help me get a convo going so I don't get ghosted right away? Will post results. I replied to her prompt suggesting earplugs
i'll plug your ear bb
What do you bench?
Tell her you have a large bone that needs examining
A proper squat plug will help calm you down bb
What does stress mean for you? Like a second cup of coffee or a psychiatrist's office?
Then you keep asking them about the most emotional word they say
>What does stress mean for you? Like a second cup of coffee or a psychiatrist's office?
Going with this unless something better comes up in 3min or so
lmao wtf? this is the most autistic suggestion i've seen.
I get a bunch of walls of text cynically using this approach lately.
>Could you give me an example of what your multitudes are like? What sort of stuff are you all about?
*500 word essay*
you are the rizzler
>"Well, there's safety in numbers, and spiders don't really like me, so food for thought."
Please bros I don't wanna get unmatched
Bro, be smart, woman always want to talk about their pets. Ask her if she has any pets, and if she does, then you're golden. Send a few messages about the pets, and then ask for her snapchat so she can send you a picture of her pet. It's so fricking simple lol
>tfw asking for pussy pics
HAHA, ever since I got a cat, my motto's been "Pussy pics get pussy pics"
mfs out here making a clown of themselves just to get some pussy
have some self respect. fapping is more honorable.
You talk like a homosexual
the way you talk gave me the ick brah
What is your height and income
>ending sentences with “lol” instead of “no cap”
Millennialgay spotted
most masculine cat owner
Just send her a picture of you flexin’ a ‘cep and say “how’s this for starters?”
You look like Kat Dennings but with small boobs. Are you israeli btw?
Ask her if she's a archaeologist.
Hey misc 🙂
Black person Black person Black person Black person WATERMELON FRIED CHICKEN
>I like to think that there’s an alternate reality where I’m crawling into a spiders ear at night and stressing them out. Makes you think. Also are you an archaeologist
OP here thanks
Haha sick
are you socially moronic? Just quickly comment on something about her profile then ask about her interests so you can find common ground. you aren't developing connection this way
>are you socially moronic?
anon, I…
OP here I just wanted ONE silly response to bounce back before actually asking her about herself. If I went completely different topic it'd be like I crumbled under pressure and didn't know what to say
Lmao I hate online dating because of stressful and stupid shit like this
It's stupid fricking mind game bullshit but that's the way it is unfortunately.
Talking to girls in real life is so much easier even if I end up spilling my spaghetti. Texting makes me overthink all the time
My problem with texting is that there it leaves a mark of my embarrassing attempt, unlike talking where no one can prove I actually said anything wrong
>t. Doesn’t understand how women work
Women want someone who stands out. If you don’t stand out physically, you use your words. Simple as
Actually, earwax is poison to many insects
One time I woke up to a bug flying in my ear and I didn't know if it was a dream or what then I heard the scrabble of pegs right in my ear drum, it was so loud and clear frick I hated it.
If trips u post "Yeah i guess you will."
OP here, thanks for the chuckle
Say "holy shit ur life must be a wreck if u constantly stress about everything that most likely wont even happen my god i couldnt imagine living like that yeesh ong frfr no cap that aint bussin"
I got ghosted by a girl after very enthusiastic initial talk and first week. She returned next week. Then few weeks later she randomly blocked me without a word. Women are ridiculous. Month of developing connection down the drain, not even an emotional drama to end it, just a very sudden and random block. If she returns next week I swear to God...
I’ve had similar experiences in the past. My current gf responded completely differently, and now I’m actually having a hard time keeping up with her enthusiasm. There are good girls out there, you just have to be courageous and a bit lucky.
she’s was shopping and she found what she was looking for and it wasn’t you. embrace inceldom
I'm
>handsome as all my friends tell me
>Very tall
>workout
>high socio economic status as far she knows
>Was genuinely interested in her
>Tried my best to not be needy and stay stoic
>I have prestigious nationality to her
>we had A LOT in common
>weeks worth of connection development
and she was a short mid or below mid tier girl (but her character was attractive to me) who messaged me first (I ghosted her for a bit in fact). I seriously don't get how a 4-5/10 girl could find someone better?? Is dating market that fricked up for men? Do you need to now be 0.0001% top percent earner who's Instagram celebrity on top in order to pull below average/average goblin looking girls? Idk. I personally think she just misinterpreted something I said, or went back with an ex perhaps.
Maybe she didnt like u
initially she was quite enthusiastic and inquiring about me. For first few days. Then I kind of started driving the conversation more. She always responded enthusiastically until the end, but wasn't initiating convos as often herself later on. Idk. She was posting hearts and stuff too. Then one day she stops posting hearts (still makes normal elaborate responses), and blocks me later without a word, or drama. We had a lot in common, and was responding to my questions, so she must have liked me. When girls don't like you they usually don't bother responding, or make one word answers, she didn't do that.
Did you even go out with her once? Sounds like you became a pen pal and killed her interest.
I asked her out shortly after we started texting. she agreed to go out, but after her exams. We were supposed to go out literally next week, and she blocked me two days ago. Yeah maybe shit dragged on for way too long, but it's her fault. Last thing I messaged her about was asking how many exams she had left, I was ready to get her out in Friday, but she still was only halfway through with her exams, so I just said "good luck with the exams this week", or something like that. And after this question, boom, I'm blocked. maybe she never intended to go out with me, because she had an boyfriend, or something. Idk.
THE PHONE IS ONLY FOR SETTING DATES
GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD
She was down all you had to do was give her space and check in day or two before for definite date/plans.
A day after we started texting I asked her out, this was just after initial introduction. And she said "sorry I have a trip with parents coming up + midterms, so maybe after that? + We'll get to know each other better until then". So I kept waiting. She's wrapping up her midterms as we speak, and I was blocked two days ago. Lol. Idk if I could do anything better
I have one way of contacting her as a last ditch effort, but I'll do that next week. I'll just ask her out + ask what happened. Maybe she was stressed with the exams and sperged out at me idk
I think you were too into it, you know showing that you care too much, i once did the that and that’s when she started to grow colder
Possibly. But during the last days I didn't really barrage her with messages, just kept up contact, maybe did a very short exchange per day. Not more than once per day, we did a brief exchange maybe in the morning, or evening. I WAS needy in my head, but I was self conscious about it and tried to not make it spill to the messages.
I'm not gonna read the rest of this, it's pretty clear you have to try very hard to maintain someone's attention and this spends a lot of time festering in your head, I'm very sure this spills over into your conversations and she and anyone else can read it a mile away.
initially it was effortless, but later on, yes, I did have to initiate a lot of convos just to keep up contact, and she wasn't initiating convos with me. How would you play this? Or was this fricked from the start, because I couldn't get a date earlier. I think a lot could change with a proper date, maybe I should have just ghosted her for the whole exam week, and then ask her out?
shes not the only girl in the world mate. If you ask one out and shes not available for six weeks then its likely not going to happen, move on. You tried to keep it on ice and it petered out. Not the end of the world you don't need to obsess about it.
I've had girls from dating sites that I've hooked up with on the first date, messaging and getting along with fine "had a lot in common" and they randomly block me a few days later. Did they meet someone new? Get bored with me? Find religeon? Get hit by a bus? Who gives a frick, it doesn't matter. You have to be able to let things go when they are out of your control.
yeah all true, I'm just mad about wasting so much time on her. Month of building a connection, and she blocks right before the date. It hurts a little too, it's like losing a summer camp friend that you spent hours building connection with. I'll get over it tomorrow, but won't get my time back
Literally what i did, it just doesn’t make sense too me how girls will think you are too much into them if do as little as send them one message a day just to keep in contact, but that’s just how it is. Also I think what you should do is try to get the date in person within the same week that you started talking(i don’t mean acting desperate), and if that’s not possible just jump ship and try another one(I don’t mean you have to block her, but don’t make any more attempts at conversations). Online dating is weird
I didn't even do it daily. On last Thursday and Friday I didn't send a single thing to her. Then Saturday evening I asked something about her major, she responded enthusiastically. On Sunday morning I continued the short convo where we left off, we got into short exchange, 6 messages from her max, and about 6 from me. Last thing I did was ask "how many exams do you have left?", she said six, eleven already done, so I said good luck on the exams this week. Then I got blocked probably few hours later when she read the good luck message. It's like, wtf???
You sound exhausting just from the 3 or 4 posts of yours I read, I can't imagine how she must have felt, I would have cut it off early too.
you don't know shit about my messaging style
Unreal how we did the same exact thing dude… i also didn’t text her for two days and then texted her again on the third day, only difference between me and you is that i never got blocked, she just dismissed and ignored any attempt at setting up a date, after the third time a gave up and stopped texting her
life will become easier once you realize that women are moronic and irrational
there are some red flags you missed early on. a crazy girl like that has some issues
Anon forget about "the way to do things". You do as you feel like, you didnt do anything wrong. Most ppl you meet are morons, dont waste your effort trying to br a moron wrangler, let them filter themselves out.
If you’re all those things you say you are, you might just be stuck in your head bro. You have to ride the fine line between loose and restrictive with women, but too many guys (especially the autismos, no offense) lean too hard into the restrictive side. Girls like to be kept on the edge, unfortunately
>especially the autismos, no offense) lean too hard into the restrictive side
none taken, hell I've even leaned too far in either direction with fantastically bad results
You’re supposed to meet them within 10 messages anon
tell her that you can plug her somewhere else if she is stressed
I don't even need to say anything except that I have a big wiener and I am 6'1. We usually meet up the next day or the very same day and frick. Step it up OP
>6'1
kek. Imagine using your average height to flex for girls. Tallness begins at 6'2, moron.
that's a 55 year old
Calm down you incel
> be fit
> have no problems talking to girls irl but i moved out to a very rural area, there is still night life but im new and I dont know anybody.
> try tinder
> get matches
> blow every one of them because im a moron using those fricking message apps.
frick I hate that shit, at this point I'll just go alone to a bar and try my luck if im not rusty yet
>rural areas
Rural areas are a meme sir
the problem is not the rural area per se, is just Im used to talking to girls irl and having a good wingman.
Ask "hulu and snusnu?"
>I'll give you my vitamin D if you give me your fish oil
Ask her if she likes dags
What do I say? Spiders don't even have ears I googled it
it's over. abort.
unmatch / block and move on
that anon trolled you LMFAO
It's over
It's not I just need a cheeky response
How are you going to date that girl if you can't come up with a single response on your own baka
I just wanna get through this bullshit so I can actually ask about and get to know her. Just need my foot through the door and im good
Just ask her if she's an archaeologist
I don't get this and I don't think she would either
>and I don't think she would either
She's not worth your time then
hes going to say something like "you can dig my bone" or something, ive got a bone for you, something like that
Just say "Yes they do, i just googled it so theres no need for u to, any other questions m'lady?"
>i guess they won't hear me cumming
>"Spiders don't need ears – they're too busy rocking eight stylish legs, and their web design skills are off the charts. Who needs ears when you're a web-savvy arachnid?"
Thank ChatGPT
No, but they're definitely EARitating.
She's too low iq for the joke, I thought it was funny lol
>yes and they work for the FBI
>i hope not, i mumble weird shit in my sleep
this girl sucks i thought that line was pretty funny
>no, thats why they got 8 hands so they can read braille
Underrated
>"obviously. How else would they listen to the cure?"
reply with this and
>I said it's an alternative universe you stupid b***h
Nevermind you fricked up faster than I could save you, give me her number instead I'll giver her my funny bone
rip OP, this was the play
This
gets an honorable mention too, but really anything would have been better than what you just did you pathetic double texting simp you
"no, but they go hard on legs"
Would just say "How else would they listen to the Itsy Bitsy Spider?" If she's gonna be a tight ass about it, amplify and if she still doesn't seem to take the joke, move on.
>making you do all the fricking work
Drop her.
The joke was fire and she's a dumb moronic bawd. Move on.
F's in chat boys.. instant regret
you gotta follow it up, wtf is she supposed to reply to that?
tell her that you'll take care of the spiders for her, and cup her ears while she sleeps
then follow it up by saying you'll cup her breasts in your hands
then follow it up with "please respond"
You need a topic change, I suggest starting with
>anyways I saw a great Wenders film last week after getting checked for a fungal infection..
Should've said something like
>I bet there's an alternate reality where they do <some dumb emoji>
then follow up with a question to get out of this shitty cycle
Wrong. We need to stay in the spider cycle and throw her for a loop. The real game is seeing how long we can get this broad to talk about spiders. Godspeed OP
>We need to stay in the spider cycle and throw her for a loop.
She's caught in our web
Reminder that if you have to try being witty, it was never gonna work out.
Say something about how you gonna plug your "earplug" (penis) into her "ear hole" (bagime)
I usually open with a pun I make up on the spot by rhyming their name or their hometown:
Emma
>emma more like lemma come over
or
>emma more like lemma get ur number
Emma from Miami
>wow thats crazy ur from miami cuz im tryna see you on them miam-knees
you get the idea
I also have a controversial ass pic in my profile (mugshot where my neck looks thick and I'm clearly fricked up) and surprisingly they message first a lot to comment on either how hot it is or how bold it is for me to have posted it
>now I'm double texting
Goddamnit
jesus christ why did you go tip muh fedora to u malady
YOU FRICKED UP. Ask something about her. Don't worry about triple messaging. If you Don't switch to talking about her immediately then it's over
Not sending anything else until she replies
>til she replies
he doesnt know
autism is a helluva drug
Bro u started off so great now it's all gone to shit and u seem desperate as frick. Fumbled. Those last 2 messages are sour as frick , some anons wrote way better replies here
Lmaoooo
Op listen to me i have plenty of experience with women, they all think they are hot shit so u need to knock em down a peg, so say "speaking of spiders u kind of look like one u fricking freak lol. Do u want to grab dinner at olive garden, spidergirl?"
Verification IS required
Chad here. You fricked up. Say this.
>"My place or yours?"
Original spider anon here. Awaiting her response… we can still salvage this
Bro, seriously, go frick yourself. I gave you the perfect advice above about asking her about her pets. You autistic frick. Stop taking advice from literal morons and ask her about her god damn pets. Fricking moron
Also, I hope you realize just how fricking creepy and weird your last message about watching her sleep comes across.
The more I think about it, the more you're pissing me off. And the girl's pretty cute, so you're probably a good looking guy, but God Damn you're a moronic frick. At this point, triple text her and ask her if she has a dog, because it can't get much worse
There's no way to salvage this.
Let's make the best of it and continue until she blocks him
this, triple and quadruple down
just become the weird spider guy from tinder she'll remember forever and tell all her friends about
send her multiple pictures of spiders
Convince her you are a spider who has learned the pleasures of human flesh
Roleplay yourself climbing into her ear
If she blocks you you win
>and the girl is pretty cute
Kek op you'll get there eventually
Keep fumbling until you learn to not be stupid
Looks like big boobas at least
I think she looks cute
She looks like a spider
Should have gone with anons spidergirl message
ew she's busted
do this for keks she's got more bags under her eyes than I can check on an airplane
meh whatever is tinder so anything goes. She's ok
WALL
what is wall?
happens to the best of us
looks israeli
Me in the back
lookin good boss
Mirin
>this is the kind of goblina anon has to put up with to just get some pussy
You're better of going to bang a hooker.
>"uups, looks like you got caught in my spider web! Prey animals get eaten out, where would you like me to start?"
Spiderman, Spiderman! Cums wherever a spider can!
She looks French
Not that it’s a bad thing
She is vile creature
Anon can you get us a higher res photo for science reassons?
ohnononononon ahahahahahahahahahhahaha
How about you (homosexual dog anon) and I (based spider anon) post physiques and whoever mogs gets free rein over OP’s conversation? Oh wait— you won’t ever agree to that because you know that shit all over you with my gorgeous, arachnid qualities. Verification not required
Whatever helps you sleep at night, spider boy
>virgin “let’s talk about pets!!!” fan
>chad spider-dialogue appreciator
That's fine. OP can keep talking about spiders all night long. IDGAF. I tried to help him out and he dissed me by not even replying to my advice. Also, I'm good looking, and I don't talk about moronic shit like spiders, so I can double text and the girl still replies.
Oh, and here's another b***h I'm talking to. Have fun with your spider talk
She's fat and Asian as shit b, of course she'll respond
yeah if the girl likes you then you don't have to do this moronic shit
I double messaged pic rel girl, yeah these are all her messages, whole wall. This isn't even the entirety of this string of messages too. And no fancy pickup line, just called her curvy, and asked if she did sports. I ghosted her now bc she's out of town.
>jest
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHA
CHING CHONG CHINAMAN DING DONG YELLOW FEVER ALERT
spiderbro is just using them for conversation, but you actually want to frick bugs
Enjoy your “bitches”, I’ll stay here with my loving girlfriend. Spiritually and physically mogged into a spidery oblivion
Idek why we're beefing. I have nothing against you. OP is the moron, not you. He took bad advice instead of objectively good advice, and I'm allowed to be mad at him for it
OP's problem wasn't following our advice, she only ghosted him after he went rogue with his homosexual fedora-tipping double text
dumbass thought he had more rizz than the random anons no no no no
I didn't know who's advice to follow, I followed someone's but in the end it was the wrong one... I just wanted to get into some normal convo but I dropped the ball
NO
YOU moron
YOU STUPID homosexual
STILL DEFLECTING BLAME
HERE IS WHERE YOU FRICKED UP
WHO TOLD YOU TO DO THIS? HUH? WHO homosexual?
THIS homosexual WHO WAS FEDORA MEMEING BUT YOU PLAYED IT SERIOUSLY? AUTISTIC homosexual
shoulda stuck to spiders then at least you'd be a weird-funny homosexual instead of a sad-pathetic homosexual
you can't get a normal conversation by outsourcing to morons, thankfully moronmaxxing works better than normal on dating apps
Bro, with online dating, you're competing with every other guy on the app. Who do you think she's gonna respond to? The guy who's asking her about something she actually cares about (her pets) or the guy who wants to talk about spiders. Also, his initial reply was bad too because it had no where to go. What is she gonna respond with? It's a deadend reply, imo
There was no mention of pets you tard, if a woman has a cat or dog they WILL post a pic or mention it and this one didn't
Lol, you look pretty foolish now, don't you. No pets in her profile btw
I'm the OP, I'm getting shit on for not bringing up pets which she didn't have. Btw who the frick names their dog "Butter"
I fricked up I know...
How do you know she doesn't have a pet, fricker? The girl I messaged didn't have a pet in her profile, and look at that, she had a dog named Butter all along
wasted trips
but I'll give you some real advice since you acknowledged your frickup
your real mistake was caring too much that you tried to play it safe by taking a step back into inoffensive territory when you can never show weakness in front of these prostitutes
you gotta stop giving a frick to build character and inoculate yourself against the fear of failure
only then can you be like dog-anon(only genuine advice but obviously wasted on you) and flirt without being self-conscious and afraid of failure
>talking to a girl about her dog is flirting
Sounds like friendzone orbiter
Bro, you're on a dating app, it's all flirting baka wtf. The goal is to get her number/snap as fast as possible, and talking about something she's interested in is the best way to do that. God damn, what's the point in y'all lifting weights just to be this moronic when it comes to picking up chicks
Dog anon is charlatan. His advice like weak web construct of gay silk. Spider anon keep thread strong. 3,000,000 year silk intricate web no falter divine Chinese power and wisdom
If dog-anon wasn't afraid of failure what's with the boring normie inoffensive pet shit? spideranon is unironic gold. He might get rejected but he doesn't give a frick, at least he's having a laugh.
Motherfricker SHE was the one who put the shit about spiders in HER bio. And the alternate universe spider response was funny, any spider-appreciating broad worth her weight in silk could've let the conversation flow
Listen we need at least 2 more funny responses before a screencap is made. OP might’ve jumped the gun and played the moron card too quickly, but there’s still hope. The objectively good advice would’ve probably worked but it’s too late now anyways. We have to quadruple down on spiders
Someone needs to match someone quick fast and get on spider detail. I have a fever and the only cure is spider trivia.
It's really not that hard guys
Be a real man and ask her if she’s planning on grilling or frying them
t. spider anon
>ironically Butter would taste great on a pan with butter hahaha jk you wanna go out for some Korean bbq sometime? ;P
kek
toppest of keks
legendary thread
LMAO JUST DO IT homosexual
Le Lainey fishe
This is just sad spider anon is at least different and funny. This is just boring small talk.
Spot on, who the frick wants to oofy doofy max and put on a normie mask to get with an actual normie? Rather kill myself.
>”look at us, a pair of
adventurers”
>it’s really not that hard guys
Top fricking lol
>look at us, a pair of
adventurers
Holy cringe
There is no such thing as cringe with women, this implies personality matters
>i love you
Responds with
>goodnight
Top lol
A woman posted this i know it because my gf seethes at me for the same thing
> tinder
> loving girlfriend
lmao
I met her in real life shithead. Never used tinder in my life
wait wtf if so why the hell are you having so much trouble right now, if you already got her number, just talk about her pets, some travels (bitches love to travel), and use that last topic to invite her to some place and score there
Same, but married. Does this count as a mire?
Height and income ?
5”7, 144,000$
She only cares about your money
We were married when I made 55$k and she made 70$k lol but thanks for your negative attitude I’ll use it as fuel when I’m in the squat rack later
You must be like 40
36 yes
over
Can you give me some advice for whenever I get into my 30s
How old are you now? Do you want lifting advice or life advice ? Career advice?
I wouldn't mind both pops
>work hard in your 20s so you can coast in your 30s
>work to live don’t live to work
>invest as much much as you can afford into your 401ks, IRA, etc especially if you’re company matches
>hit on every girl you see and frick everyone you see, ghost fat women, use them as practice girls, they are usually low self esteem and will do raunchy prostitute shit
>don’t spend too much on clothes and be a try hard but try to dress nice
>go fricking hard in the gym before you get kids
>travel if you can afford it
Fitness:
>you either have to be extremely disciplined with cico or do a lot of cardio to lose weight when you’re older so get into the habit of doing a small amount of cardio every day (a 5k)
>don’t eat bread
>Go hard in the gym and listen to YouTube celebs or people here that know what they’re talking about; I always worked out but never really medicated myself on if. I just played sports and liked it but—do your compounds, get a routine, just make sure you go and do something it’s better than nothing
>take vitamins
thanks, I'll try to.
Are you fricking your MIL or what? What a the story here?
Kill what daughter? What the hell is this? Explain yourself mutt!
>double response
It's over
Its over OP. Send a funny 3rd text for the lulz and become an immortal screencap.
God anon I feel everything you're doing right to the soul. I am taken back to all the moronic ass stuff I throw out on these apps. I hope you succeed friend
>cup your ears
What the frick man hahahhaha
Absolute mad man
just fyi if anons didnt know I been trying facebook dating since Im banned from tinder and its unironically good, every time I go on there I have like 20-30 matches and they actually respond, a lot of them actually try to continue talking, I'm just not motivated enough to try it so I only hop on every other week or so
Post some screencaps of your convos so OP can gajn some wisdom
>still no response
It's over bro. You got ghosted
OP are you on the spectrum by any chance?
I don't understand how anyone could put up with this.
Instead of going balls deep in some femboy within 2 hours of installing grinder, you chose to put up with women, what a fricking meme.
Thanks for this gemmy of a thread pet sperg anon and spider autist anon. There truly is a glimmer of hope for IST. This thread has 09 peak IST vibes.
do u really have to talk about pets? oh my god who the hell cares about your dumbass cat or dog. might as well ask for pics of their kid while youre at it
This, ppl match up cuz they wanna frick. Taking about their stupid ass pet is sad. Right now shes thinking "i think hes cute, he think im pretty, why is he talking about my dog instead of trying to go on a date?"
Just go with the flow. Trying to full jestermaxx comes off as trying too hard which is unattractive. Obviously don't go full autist but you don't need to be playing 4d chess with some moronic chick
SPIDERBROS WE GOT A RESURRECTION
VINDICATED. FRICK DOG ANON LONG LIVE SPIDER ANON ETERNITY 3,000,000 YEAR REIGN IN HEAVEN
Who talks like this in real life? I hate how i see everything as just people pretending
Yeah this shit is so corny. If you're not chad, you have to do this gay ass song and dance for some dumb b***h.
SPIDERBROS STAY WINNING
SHE'S CAUGHT IN OUR WEB
I REPEAT
SHE IS CAUGHT IN OUR WEB
Spiderbros, we're so back..
Ask her you want to be called Spiderman and if you can shoot your web on her face
ok now I kind of get this anon, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VP_u08JAxI
Nah, you have to be just good looking. Congrats you made it.
I'm not good looking I'm 5ft 6 dyel
> 5'6
Congrats, you fell for LULZ memes as well. if you go outside you can see that shit does not matter.
It does, I'm invisible to men and women it's clear I'm looked down upon. Only reason I've made few friends is because I'm pretty good at shooting pool and frequent a pool hall. I'm very good at hiding my insecurities btw
No it doesn't moron. I've seen 5 (five) beautiful petite women dating guys who are the same height as them.
and 5'6 is the average female height in most places, so that's 50% of the population not being taller than you
Could you make it bigger anon to give an accurate way on how to proceed this
What is this? A pic for spiders?
I fricking love that movie. Shame the second one sucked.
Easy fellas, she gave us the green light now we just have to maneuver the landing with grace. Respond with "You know what else is sweet? Spiders have tiny little hair that pick up on vibration, its kinda like how they see i think"
homie, they've got 8 eyes to see
Is this a photo for spiders?I can't see shit but if you're a manlet you might as well make a noose and off yourself. Sorry Spider-anon
"Spiders usually have eight eyes but few have good eyesight. - They rely instead on touch, vibration and taste stimuli to navigate and find their prey."
Im an arachnid scholar.
She now might actually think that spiders have ears. Spider misinformation campaigns are going smoothly
>wanna learn more?
And send her link to some internet article with 100 funny and interesting spider facts
Spider-Mong is the true savior of IST, Heccin' pupperino anon is trying to smear a hero.
THE SPINDLE IS SPUN…..
MY SPINNERETS ARE READY
OP here so I figure at this point I can start asking her about herself unless there's something agreed upon I should say?
SHE REPLIED TO YOU EVEN AFTER THAT GAY ASS I GOOGLED WHAT SPIDERS DO LINE. JUST STOP OVERTHINKING IT AND BE LIGHTHEARTED. YOU GONNA BE ASKING WHAT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE OUT ON A DATE WITH HER TOO? YOU HAVE TO FIGURE THIS OUT YOURSELF
We have all unanimously agreed that you must carry on our Arachnid jihad against the philistine caninenites.. Ask her what her favorite spider is
she clearly doesn’t know shit about spiders, op needs to continue educating her
Agreed. OP, follow this guideline
>would you rather have 8 eyes or 8 legs
>coz you hav pretty eyes
>but 8 legs ain't 2 bad either ;P
>8 legs?
>7 vaganias
OP you gotta get her number ask for a phone call and set up a date soon.
So many guys just stay on the app and text forever. You can set yourself apart by getting get number and calling her.
She's guaranteed to have at least 5 other guys at this very moment messaging her. I asked a lot of my online dates how many matches/likes/conversations they had and it's night and day to the male experience. She can have as many guys as she wants messaging her at once.
So get her number and call her. This is an easy way to see if you guys can connect with each other and if you want to go out on a date
I had a lot of success with this method.
Good luck OP
t. Guy who had been on over 200 online dates and found his wife online.
I need 200 dates before finding a wife? This world is broken... There weren't this many women in small villages back then and people still paired.
I blame the standards of living. Women want men that can cover every base. Used to be if you can bring home a loaf of bread and some milk you'd be a decent catch. Now you've got to be able to cover yuletide gifts, birthdays, Valentine's, black Fridays, anniversaries, have a car, not be a wage slave
This. Get number and take conversation off the app as soon as possible.
Talking too long on the app will doom an anon to being just another guy on the app sending her messages, potentially lost in a dozen+ list of new messages daily.
What are the first few things to ask and talk about? I don't wanna spend too much time on phone where she loses interest I wanna reel her in then set a definite date with time and place
This isn't the 90s gramps. No one does phone calls anymore
THESE ARE NOT SPIDER RELATED AT ALL. NON-ARACHNO POSTS WILL BE IGNORED. t. Spider Commisar
The calling seems kind of op cuz nobody does that shit anymore. Plus sounds like a good filter.
Just ask her if she wants to go on a date to the Asian markets and try some fried spiders
>If I was a spider I would crawl in your vajine and empty my eggs, if u catch my drift ;DD
OP, I demand an update
Lead with this verbatim: "I want to take you out. How about it"
No full stop at the end.
Screen shot for reference. If you look good this is all you need.
Proceed to set the date up and then don't text til the day before.
Turbo autism response
>As much as I’d like to keep talking about spiders, I think I’d rather get to know you better. Coffee sometime?
It’ll work. Theres 50 unique posters sending prayers your way it’s literally impossible for it not to work
SPIDER Black folk ASSEMBLE OP NEEDS THE DIVINE WEB OF FORTUNE SPUN FOR 3,000,000 YEARS OF TINDER MATCHES
Just be yourself
How'd you become a pickup artist
The time gaps between each response really makes this kino
Damn maybe I should cut
Look at the jugs on that b***h.
damn that's some good tiddy
I'd thrust her with my "sword" as well. Maybe that's the morale of the story of Medusa, you can cure monstrous women with good hard dicking.
>all read at different times
>not blocked
That’s a W
I can imagine anon furiously wanking off from the first message to the last lmao, based as frick
WE NEED AN UPDATE OP
We need an update OP and you should follow spider anons advice fr fr
How tall are you and what is your income
Legendary thread. Jannies should allow these type of threads more often I know when I was dating my now wife I had no game either and asked my buddies to text her for me. Seeing as GenZ has largely surrogates the internet for friends they should allow this so we can help anons get dates and pussy
I hate women my girlfriend is just like this YAWN SO BORING I WISH I WAS GAY
>sounds like you need a massage
>i know a great AMP for you
>my irrational fear is [le quirky wacky gross-out]
This jester dancing is so gay. Write something honest.
>"That's why I sleep with ear plugs"
>"LOL"
The fact you didnt neg/tease her with something like "How else do you realistically see yourself becoming a mother?" is all the indication i need to know this convo is already dead and she wont frick u. Just be an butthole, but also be funny. Become who you are.
Didn't read thread. Chad here. 200 first dates from January 2021 to January 2023.
My methodology:
Have decent pictures.You being active, having fun, in groups of people. No selfies.
Don't have anything too alarming on your profile.
Get a date or a phone number within five text messages.
I'll be here until 10 AM EST if anyone has any questions.
>in groups of people
looks like I'll be playing this shit on hard mode until I can restart my social life (which is also on double-hard mode). frickin hell
What's stopping you from restarting your social life right now? Genuinely curious.
Also, pictures in groups aren't necessary. I think I only had one on my old dating app.
tldr made a lot of bad choices, dunno how much I can blame myself for them
Don't know the local language. They brag here that you don't need to since "everybody speaks English", but that's bullshit, of course. Didn't learn it enough since there was always something more urgent - e.g. unsure if I might get fired and have to go back to my homeland where I'd probably be more fricked.
And it's north-west Europe, so social groups here are a bit more closed off to randos.
And I don't have a job, which I'm trying to work on at the moment. Plan is to get that going so I can pay for food and shelter on my own again, hit a physio so I can fix my chronic pain and fragility issues (hopefully), go hard on learning the language once I have a job, and reconnect with the few friends I made that scattered around the continent.
>Also, pictures in groups aren't necessary. I think I only had one on my old dating app.
neat, and I hope I can put myself in a situation where I can do stuff irl, I'll probably be at too much of a disadvantage in the dating apps
You moron went and moved to the Nordic countries, didn't you? A classic blunder.
Fishing pics, bro. Ladies love some fat bass.
Nordic would've been better, at least there I wouldn't have fallen for the meme that learning the language isn't urgent af to not frick up my life hard. Hell, if the Netherlands wasn't an option (say, it didn't exist), I would've just gone to Germany, been in an actual university instead of this incompetent half-uni, learned the language, enjoyed actual nature, not fallen for the weed israelite, gotten a car, gotten actual healthcare, social circle since no language barrier, hit the gym, done sports, gotten hobbies, integrated properly, got some gfs, wife, kids, the works.
Tl;dr I'm getting a time machine and making swamp germany disappear.
>tfw freshly single, in the Nordics, in the winter, and all the bros settled down and got married so social circle is now non-existent
Another chad here. Group pictures aren't needed, you just need to show you're not a complete basement dweller. Any of my pictures could have been taken by my mom. Play to your strengths and keep it around 4-6. Ideally try to convey several things in a single pic. I.e. a beach pic says: "I am IST AND have a life outside gold's gym"
Here's my example:
>passport photo stamped with an animu sticker (pretty boy but also autistic)
>sweaty summer night, striking a thirst trap pose outside a speakeasy (fit manprostitute, goes out, not a manlet)
>showing off a vinyl purchase @ a botanical garden (not a sperg when it comes to taste, not averse to sunlight)
>walking a friend's rescued greyhound in a posh neighborhood (cool with animals and not a poorgay)
>rainy day at coney island (this homie 'travels' [lmao])
>peak ottermode shirtless corona selfie where I look like Leo in The Revenant (ripped but not an autistic vapid looksmaxxer)
Obviously if you're not an 8+ you don't need the moronic counter-signaling.
that's a good point and examples, thanks anon
photo stamped with an animu sticker (pretty boy but also autistic)
Who the frick uses their passport photo on a dating app. You must be an actual gigamogging gigachad to look good on those.
It's all about beeing yourself, bro.
Forgot to mention that other than the passport and selfie, all of the pics were taken by art school kids. Some are iphone snapshots (and you can tell) and others slightly try-hardy DSLR stuff, but they all have that 'je ne sais quois' thing that pics taken by people who know how to take pics have. Normalgays very rarely nail that feeling and some people flatout can't.
I have a question. How does one get as good at sucking wiener as you?
Post Grindr profile?
>Have decent pictures.You being active
Is IST type of stuff good?
Yeah. I would recommend avoiding guns or dead animals/fish.Hiking, rock climbing, kayaking are all good.
nta but this is why I'm hopeful. I love nature shit, so once the urgent stuff's taken care of, imma hike it up at a minimum, probably join some groups to do mountain shit in the next country over (none here), and that'll take care of the group pics too, as a side effect of me enjoying my life. You'd almost think that's the reason the group outdoor pics are a green flag.
Just keep asking her questions. Girls will always reply to questions.
>hey
>why arent you responding
>is it something i did
Not like that you autistic loser lmao
anon you may have spergtism
So did she stop responding or what