Can I reach ottermode through calisthenics alone? How long will it take?

Can I reach ottermode through calisthenics alone? How long will it take?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes and would.

    It probably takes at least a year to see results.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mild results. Calisthenics are great, but so fricking slow.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would utterly destroy her mature c**t with no mercy 5 times a day, 7 days a week. I would be blasting Viagra and eating semen-enhancing supplements all day so I can maintain my plowing regimen. After a week of me giving her the business, no other man, regardless of penis size or sexual experience would ever be enough for her since I would be the zenith of her long tapestry of sexual encounters.

    Awooga.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 11 months ago
    Gripsack

    Ottermode is really about low bodyfat for the most part. Calisthenics can definitely get you there.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, it’s 90% diet. Time to cut those calories

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ngmi

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn’t know tinder was a thing in south america

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a thing globally

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I highly recommend taking a trip to a poor south American country and open tinder. White guys are worshipped there

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        then if i match what to write to them?
        Is something "hi! how are you? Wanna meet?" enough for them?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have you ever used tinder before?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            no

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes. I bought some "boosts" year ago and i used one few days ago. And from that i got 8 new matches, but i have no idea how to start talking with them? Most has no bio, just some generic "Films, music" in interests, should i ask them about it ,just what kind of media they like to consume?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have to lay it out hard from the beginning. They're going to ignore "HI. How r u ;)"

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            how? Also should i upload shirtless picture? I am close to ottermode. Or just wait for vacation and upload beach shirtless picture?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just say something flirtatious. Try Chat GPT for pickup lines and openers. If they don't respond, move on.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are these really fine? Sounds cringe to me, especially "black hole" one. This is ChatGPT 4 too. I am scared to write cringe things what if someone recognizes me and i will be laughing stock irl

                Of course, I can provide a few examples of charming, funny, or interesting lines that could help start a conversation on Tinder. But remember, authenticity and respect for the other person will yield the best results. Here are some suggestions:

                "Hi! I see you're a big fan of [common interest]. When did you start getting into that?"

                "I know this might sound like a cheesy pickup line, but I really need to tell you that your smile in your photo made my heart skip a beat."

                "Did you know you're the reason I stopped swiping on Tinder?"

                "I hope you like bad pickup lines because... I'm one of them."

                "If I had to compare you to a cosmic object, you would be my favorite black hole – you always attract my attention."

                "Hi, I'm [Your Name] and my New Year's resolution is to meet someone as fascinating as you."

                It's important to tailor your messages to the specific person, showing that you've really paid attention to their profile. This is far more effective and authentic than sending the same messages to every person.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Use DAN.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's DAN?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                These are incredibly soi fricking kek

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're not made for you, dumbfrick.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you go to one of those shitholes NOBODY will recognise you, if you are that scare just use another name a use pics with glasses and caps

                >Latino woman
                >over 40
                >without a body shaped like a potato
                damned near a unicorn in these parts

                >potato old latina hag meme
                unironically i think this happens mostly in the usa, due to the "americanized latinx" subhuman that it creates. here in my country there are plenty of relatively old women with good bodyshapes

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                illegal immigration wouldn't be such a problem if you guys would send those chicks instead of adobe trolls you normally send.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if we
                >voluntarily send
                i must have missed that one town hall meeting when we were agreeing who to sent, i guess. anyway those hot women are usually high-middle class, and you will never see more than the low class ogres that don't have any other choice but to go there ilegally. tough luck

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if we
                >voluntarily send
                i must have missed that one town hall meeting when we were agreeing who to sent, i guess. anyway those hot women are usually high-middle class, and you will never see more than the low class ogres that don't have any other choice but to go there ilegally. tough luck

                this. idk about south america but the hot women universally are picked up and cared for by well-off men, so there is no point going to other countries.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    EPA Imelda!

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plz be in Londonium

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like New London, PY.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her Location is literally in the image

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please post more pics of Imelda she is perfect

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her upper arms are the same size as her calves lmao.
    Fat woman living in a third world shithole. Just look at the state of that chair.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't bother exercising at all until you have a year plan mapped out to the day. don't worry about your diet either

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you will never bare frick south american mommy in shitty favela
    Why even live

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Latino woman
    >over 40
    >without a body shaped like a potato
    damned near a unicorn in these parts

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I lose my virginity to an experienced milf like this

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just join a gym you fricking loser. These threads are created by dyel homosexuals who are too afraid to go to a gym and actually lift. If you can’t even leave your room, you won’t ever have the fortitude to follow an exercise routine.

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