>People make him out to be a villain because of some petty crap like losing a lizard
There's being moronic and then there's being a danger to others. He should never have been allowed to adopt any animal since he clearly can't even take care of himself.
I have no interest in lolcows generally but can't stop watching Cobes. His life has all the elements of a timeless human drama; he's always on the cusp of doing the right thing or learning a key lesson and there's wisdom to be gleaned in observing why he doesn't.
It'd take more than that to rectify the Swiss cheese brain he got from spray painting wands in an unventilated room for years on end. That's on to top of the lobe melting legal highs. Thats on top of the diet consisting 100% of takeaway, oven baked mould and alcohol. That's on top of peak genetic regardism. There's no salvation for this gothic bad boy. Boglim is as boglim does. Twu.
He would start going into broscience autistic loops for an hour, say something like alcohol is good for gains... But he's a lazy piece of shit who can't even leave his apartment so it will never happen and he'll call you a body shamer for giving him legitimate advice
i wish there was a cobes-like figure that obsessed about lifting, without being like genova, but still being regarded and irresponsible like cobes, imagine him trying to brew his own tren and feeding his pets protein shakes
Who? Walter Becker?
frick no
>started doing sets of 6 just so i could call them the "forbidden 6"
Incredibly rare, thanks king
Poor guy just wanted to smoke in his apartment and make wands
Lifting and looksmax can save him
Somehow I feel like this dude would benefit much more from the gym than boogie or wings
Compared to other lolcows, he seems like his heart is in the right place
I dont think he is a bad guy just a tard. People make him out to be a villain because of some petty crap like losing a lizard
>People
redditors are not people anon
Neither are kiwitrannies, in fact they are lower than redditors.
>IST looks in the mirror and sees reddit and kiwifarms
Many such cases
>mention pedofarms
>kiwitroony immediately crawls out of the woodwork seething
Many such cases.
>pedofarms
hello alt right
Hello groomer, you can go back now.
>People make him out to be a villain because of some petty crap like losing a lizard
There's being moronic and then there's being a danger to others. He should never have been allowed to adopt any animal since he clearly can't even take care of himself.
I have no interest in lolcows generally but can't stop watching Cobes. His life has all the elements of a timeless human drama; he's always on the cusp of doing the right thing or learning a key lesson and there's wisdom to be gleaned in observing why he doesn't.
What are the macros on a bugrrito?
He’s already got huge muscles trole
He doesn't need saving, if anything he should save us.
The guy had more sex than most of you.
You look at his life. The sex did nothing to help.
a hair transplant and losing weight is all it would take to save him, actually
It'd take more than that to rectify the Swiss cheese brain he got from spray painting wands in an unventilated room for years on end. That's on to top of the lobe melting legal highs. Thats on top of the diet consisting 100% of takeaway, oven baked mould and alcohol. That's on top of peak genetic regardism. There's no salvation for this gothic bad boy. Boglim is as boglim does. Twu.
No, he is just too brain damaged and moronic to be helped.
He would start going into broscience autistic loops for an hour, say something like alcohol is good for gains... But he's a lazy piece of shit who can't even leave his apartment so it will never happen and he'll call you a body shamer for giving him legitimate advice
>moustache
>ponytail
>fat
>accountant glasses
There is lots of work to be done here.
>fat
His face is just swollen from his teeth being infected.
Wait till you see his teeth.
i feel like if he did something about the teeth and maybe stopped eating delivery all day that would be a huge improvement. oh and not doing duster
i wish there was a cobes-like figure that obsessed about lifting, without being like genova, but still being regarded and irresponsible like cobes, imagine him trying to brew his own tren and feeding his pets protein shakes