Ooooooh, very impressive, paying hot women to have sex with you and abandoning kids all over the world while accomplishing nothing. Truly the new Genghis Khan.
>Ooooooh, very impressive, paying hot women to have sex with you and abandoning kids all over the world while accomplishing nothing
Well that does sound based to me
Considering rich 10/10's like Talulah Riley and Amber Heard have both raved about Musk, he's pulling the women with his status and intelligence. Nice incel cope though
Is he actually taking ozempic? It seems like this drug came out of nowhere and has tons of dangerous side effects but I've seen all these normies talking about it. just wtf, diet and exercise... this shit isn't going to end well for these people in a few years
>Musk has said that he will use his weight to his advantage, claiming to perform "The Walrus", in which he will simply lie on top of Zuckerberg.
what fricking timeline are we living in
I don't want to see these two homos fight.
I want to see them each pick a champion. That champion to be juiced so hard they are flexing on gorillas. Training striking grappling and lifting everyday, 12k plus calories and steroids we've never heard of.
A thunderdome built. And for a few minutes to watch the pinnacle of mankind battle like 2 space marines.
It's how sports that are still in development work. Association football teams from the 90s would decimate teams from the 60s, however they would do about the same as teams from today. Go watch world cups matches from the 1990s and you tell me the modern stuff is better. It makes sense that training methods are refined, things are all a bit better now. But it'd be very close.
Yes, I've done it on several occasions, though not without problems. One I got sucker punched by this person who was so big he didn't really have any fighting skills, so he just kept throwing right hooks at me until drove my arm into the middle of his face.
The whole left side of my face swelled up, I had to eat soup for 3 days because it was too painful to chew anything. Guy was fat and did not really have any fighting skill but had plenty of natural strength. Glad that I have a reasonably strong neck and the instincts to tuck my chin so I didn't suffer a concussion.
Elon's best strategy it to delay the fight a few months so he can even bigger and stronger while working on his cardio.
One thing I know is that Zuck is a weak little b***h who has never taken a hit in his life. And him larping as an mma fighter doesn't change that fact.
>Can you beat someone twice your size if you have the training, age, and endurance advantage?
Yes. I did it before. The guy was actually more than twice my weight, 6'5" and 180 kg vs 6' and 80 kg.
Yeah, kick em in the dick
easy as
this is not 300 lbs lmao
Pasty fricking nerd. Look at the difference between him and the guy on the left.
This dude fricked straight models through the 90s and 00s
Ooooooh, very impressive, paying hot women to have sex with you and abandoning kids all over the world while accomplishing nothing. Truly the new Genghis Khan.
Jealous as frick
not the original replier but you are here blowing billonaire dick for free, very weird
callin out jealous poor gays is a hobby of mine
t. made $1000 on a shitcoin and is currently a NEET / browncel
>t. jealous
>Ooooooh, very impressive, paying hot women to have sex with you and abandoning kids all over the world while accomplishing nothing
Well that does sound based to me
Considering rich 10/10's like Talulah Riley and Amber Heard have both raved about Musk, he's pulling the women with his status and intelligence. Nice incel cope though
What have you accomplished?
he's skinnier now too. wtf? he was just saying he fasts and takes ozempic to stay slim too.
Is he actually taking ozempic? It seems like this drug came out of nowhere and has tons of dangerous side effects but I've seen all these normies talking about it. just wtf, diet and exercise... this shit isn't going to end well for these people in a few years
You didnt include the weight if his brain
Pic related is 300 lbs and 6'2" like Elon Musk. Body type is similar enough
that whole gut is full of shit
Musk with his Mossad handler Ari Emanuel
That woman in the background has an attractive rear
Is it achievable natty?
Elon is tall. Probably tallest billionaire.
>Musk has said that he will use his weight to his advantage, claiming to perform "The Walrus", in which he will simply lie on top of Zuckerberg.
what fricking timeline are we living in
>Can you beat someone twice your size if you have the training, age, and endurance advantage?
Yes.
I hope he's prepared to get sprawled on and choked out.
>win on endurance because he is fatter
do billionaires really?
Read it again, but slower
There is only so much information to be gleaned from a headline. Hence why there are typically more words written underneath.
You are stupid!
*your
Perhaps that's why he is a billionaire and you're not; you have the reading comprehension skills of a 5 year old.
I don't want to see these two homos fight.
I want to see them each pick a champion. That champion to be juiced so hard they are flexing on gorillas. Training striking grappling and lifting everyday, 12k plus calories and steroids we've never heard of.
A thunderdome built. And for a few minutes to watch the pinnacle of mankind battle like 2 space marines.
Hey! I read that manga before 😀
yeah that's literally kengan ashura, a bunch of companies hiring fighters to duke it out
Frick that. They should just make duel disks from Yugioh and settle it with a duel. We know they have the money
I'm agreeable to both of these scenarios.
Everyday is an adjective, you mean every day.
Yes.
Twice your size doesn't necessarily mean stronger.
If they are twice as strong then is 50/50
Yes, specially if there are rules.
The fight will be over in under 30 seconds either via moron strength hulk smash by Elon or rear naked choke by Zuck.
Imagine the damage those two can do to the world if they get brain damage from the fight.
>make facebook bad
>somehow "bad" for the world
?
Facebook has been bad for a decade now and it just keeps worsening everything
I hope they both do. Just waiting for one of the celebrity fights to end in it
Zuck is going to murder Musk
There's a reason we separate by skill level, and then by weight class and not the other way around.
>admits he could lose due to a fault on his part
well that's nice of him
>bruh i'm 300lbs
well okay then lmao
How the frick does a guy who jabs himself with an ozempic needles for a workout think he can win against the Zuck?
100 pull ups.
I wanna see Zuck hit a lat spread after that statement.
This fight will be the onions version of gif rel fight
Honestly it’s crazy that modern mma athletes are so much more skilled both of these guys would be destroyed by mediocre bantamweights
that's just how sports work, anon, current mid-tier football teams would destroy any top team from the 90s
It's how sports that are still in development work. Association football teams from the 90s would decimate teams from the 60s, however they would do about the same as teams from today. Go watch world cups matches from the 1990s and you tell me the modern stuff is better. It makes sense that training methods are refined, things are all a bit better now. But it'd be very close.
So why do people say Jordan is still the greatest on the court?
At rolling around all oiled up. Standing up brawling like this nah
Honestly, frick it. He looks like he's in pretty good shape for someone who probably works 90 hours per week
Lying homosexual who hid data collection and all sorts of shittery his company did; don't believe he did any of the shit he claims.
>100 weighted pull-ups
Frick off
idontbeleiveyou.gif
Zuckerberg will win no contest
Zucc is yolked. Elon is a fat frick
Yes, I've done it on several occasions, though not without problems. One I got sucker punched by this person who was so big he didn't really have any fighting skills, so he just kept throwing right hooks at me until drove my arm into the middle of his face.
The whole left side of my face swelled up, I had to eat soup for 3 days because it was too painful to chew anything. Guy was fat and did not really have any fighting skill but had plenty of natural strength. Glad that I have a reasonably strong neck and the instincts to tuck my chin so I didn't suffer a concussion.
Elon's best strategy it to delay the fight a few months so he can even bigger and stronger while working on his cardio.
One thing I know is that Zuck is a weak little b***h who has never taken a hit in his life. And him larping as an mma fighter doesn't change that fact.
Zuck does BJJ, that does mean he, "larps as an MMA fighter," you low energy homosexual.
doesn't
Ask the guy who drop kicked Arnold.
Can't cuck the zuck.
>Can you beat someone twice your size if you have the training, age, and endurance advantage?
Yes. I did it before. The guy was actually more than twice my weight, 6'5" and 180 kg vs 6' and 80 kg.
>He's me curling a 45
>billionaire
>can't afford people to film him
So humble.
We'll find out in the near future since mighty mouse said he'd be happy to fight bradley martyn in a grappling match
Hafthor also put up a video of him training with gordon ryan and getting launched when thor had top side control