Can you please stop fucking bathing in heavy, sweet perfumes before coming to the gym? Use light, citrusy perfumes.

Can you please stop fricking bathing in heavy, sweet perfumes before coming to the gym? Use light, citrusy perfumes. I am so tired of the gym smelling like club

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed, OP pic is a good example of a cheap cologne that no one should ever wear.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mf when I have a bottle of this on my desk right next to me that I wear every day

    tbf i got it as a birthday present, but have a fairly similar bottle I picked myself
    also no, citrus smell has been taken over by cleaning products

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no I think I'll do 5 sprays of Antaeus before gym and you WILL like it

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I bought cocoa butter soap cause it was on sale now i smell like a black woman

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      my best offer is axe marine deodorant or you are a fricking homosexual for using perfume

      based cocoa moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >using axe in current year
        do you have to use a time machine to acquire it?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          axe will never not be the fragrance of adolescent boys and black men

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I WANT DEM COCO BUBBA KISSES homie

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    stop wearing perfume in general, especially to the gym.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >that guy wearing Fahrenheit in the gym
    >it's actually surprisngly bearable and pleasant and didn't choke people out

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >L'eau for the day
    >Nuit for the night
    All ya need

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kek lmao at the CREED crew

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Better than the smell of your pits buddy

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I am so tired of the gym smelling like club
    you need cigs and booze smells to be it a club , and fish. I don't imply sweat for obvious reasons , but also vomit....occasionally....

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't wear cologne or deodorant. I don't smell. I've never gotten a complaint before.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >buy bottles of “cologne” for literally less than €5
    >douse it on before leaving thr house and stink of sweat in an hours time anyway
    >already been wearing cheap israeliteelry for years
    eeeeyup, it’s sleazeballmaxxing time

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >buy bottles of “cologne” for literally less than €5
    >douse it on before leaving thr house and stink of sweat in an hours time anyway
    >already been wearing cheap israeliteelry for years

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i’m a pasty white irish fella

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >perfume
    For me, its MMO

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good thing I use Eau Sauvage.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't wear that shit, I wear 10+ year old t-shirts that end up smelling like a cat pissed on me after I'm about 45 minutes into training. Don't like it? Get the frick away from me, homosexual.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      When your sweat starts smelling like ammonia it’s because your body has ran out of carbs to burn and it’s starting to use your muscles as fuel. Either stop working out or consume more carbs when you start smelling like cat piss

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It sucks because I always wore YSL to great effect and now Montblanc would be perfect for me, my style and body chemistry since outgrowing my pretty boy phase.

    Unfortunately I became an Araboo and now everyone says my niche oud and musk fragrances smell like Mexican food and ask why I'm not wearing Eros or Creed.

    I hate women.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sure, I can help you with that. Citrus colognes are a great choice for spring and summer, as they provide a fresh and invigorating scent that can brighten your mood and energize you. Citrus colognes typically contain notes of lemon, orange, bergamot, grapefruit, lime, or other fruits that have a zesty and tangy aroma4. Some of the best citrus colognes for men are:

    - **Neroli Portofino by Tom Ford**: This unisex cologne is a blend of crisp citrus notes with floral and musky elements. It's bold, refreshing, and elegant1.
    - **Luna Rossa Ocean by Prada**: This cologne is inspired by the sea and features notes of sage, bergamot, lavender, iris, and vetiver. It's fresh, aquatic, and sophisticated2.
    - **Eau Sauvage by Dior**: This classic cologne is a mix of lemon, basil, rosemary, jasmine, and oakmoss. It's clean, refined, and timeless2.

    These are just some of the many citrus colognes available for men. You can find more options online or at your local fragrance store. I hope this helps you find your perfect scent!

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish i had a gym bf to go to the gym with and afterwards he rewards me by letting me smell his pits through his gym shirt

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me it’s Chanel Antaeus layered with Kouros by YSL pre-gym with a reapplication of Kouros halfway through the workout and a sassy spritz of CKOne in the air around the squat racks on my way out. You’re welcome

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I´ve been wearing Fico di Amalfi to the gym lately. It works so good in hot weather.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why would you put on deodorant for the gym just to get sweaty and then take a shower

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To not smell like a Black person

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Listen gaylords
    >smell
    >like
    >nothing
    Yes it's that easy. Now I understand some of us might have a bit of a putrid stench emanating from your pores after a while in the gym. For this you will wear deodorant. It will have an inoffensive, basic scent. It will not be an aerosol. You will apply it lightly.
    If you must, you will acquire a scented body cream. There are many available that smell like your favorite smelly water. You will take a pea sized amount and rub it into your chest.
    Enjoy your new life of not smelling like a fricking bozo.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no. thank you sirs.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shirt? covered in sweat
    squat plug? in
    black afgano? 6 sprays

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Die

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >t. Every Hispanic and pajeet
    God I hate these frickers so much

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1 Tablespoon of Drakkar Noir on the neck, chest and wrists is all I need for my pre-workout.

    Cool?

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate 99% of cologne and perfumes. Always smells like cheap chemicals

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the problem is most people buy cheap shit that uses toxic ingredients like axe

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    40 sprays of Sauvage Elixir.

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