Cat on roids

I want to put my castrated cat(malé) on TRT because hes getting bullied by my girlfriends cat(we live together Now).

That beta frick has no testosterone And my gfs cat probably Feels like She can Bulls him and boss him around/hiss at him.

I still have some sustanon left from my last cycle And some masterone.

Can i PIN my test subQ or IM into my male cat ? Is cats testosterone same as humans ?

Im fricking tired of that b***h cat, but i live both out cats so i can't kick her out or kill her.

Help me Bros.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Question, were you dropped on your head as a child? Holy shit this post is a massive headache

    Also your question is literally fricking moronic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off, im tired of my cat being bullied.
      Its obvious that Its because he was castrated so i need to help him out.
      Can't Wait for my boy to claim dominance over that stupid b***h.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just give the cat 1/20 of the dosage you would take and he will be fine.
    Maybe 1/30 if its a really small b***h ass cat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Should i pull the skin and pin in under the skin with slin needles or IM injection?
      I imagine that cats have a shitload of veins in their legs.

      I Guess i can divide the dose by the body Mass(my car Is fricking big And fat, like 8kg or more last time i visited the vet)

      So i Guess i can calculate a dose but how should i inject safely.

      Also maybe i can disolve a small dose of dbol in his milk to kickstart his cycle ?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Put the DBOL in the cats food rather thank milk,cats are very sensitive when drinking liquid.
        Pin him in the back legs,in the big part,thats the best spot,but be careful you might need someone to hold him.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I need to keep it as a secret, dont want my GF to know that im putting my cat on TRT.
          I think i will hold him with a towel and give him like 20mg of testosterone And like 1 mg of dbol. I Will Crash the tablets and give him a small dose of dbol.

          My cat Is 8 years old So i Will be fricking careful.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Waiting eagerly for your cat’s journal can’t wait to see those joocy cat gainz

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking moron just keep the cats separate, this is basic shit when you have two cats who didn't grow up together they almost always can't stand each other.

    I have 4 around the house and outside and they all hate each other.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you, my cat Is not going to be bullied.

      Digits and your cat survives

      Thanks.

      [...]
      Op, this anon just checked it for you so cat will be fine and buffed

      Yes And thanks.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        let us at least see the little fella

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          OP, give us some pics

          Here you go, Bros

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            he really looks defeated. make him watch some jordan peterson

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Here’s cattan Caterson

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                kek (its funny cause the cat is crying just like petan jeterson)

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/Fo4RxY2.jpg

              Here’s cattan Caterson

              kek (its funny cause the cat is crying just like petan jeterson)

              Kekd hard

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >WASH YOUR PAWS

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Digits and your cat survives

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/OdZViZj.jpg

      I want to put my castrated cat(malé) on TRT because hes getting bullied by my girlfriends cat(we live together Now).

      That beta frick has no testosterone And my gfs cat probably Feels like She can Bulls him and boss him around/hiss at him.

      I still have some sustanon left from my last cycle And some masterone.

      Can i PIN my test subQ or IM into my male cat ? Is cats testosterone same as humans ?

      Im fricking tired of that b***h cat, but i live both out cats so i can't kick her out or kill her.

      Help me Bros.

      Op, this anon just checked it for you so cat will be fine and buffed

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Soviet cartoon about OP

    ?t=330

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kill the cats.
    Or even better get a dog and let it kill both cats.
    Frick cats

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OP, give us some pics

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dis gon be gud

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Make sure you post results of your roided cat

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Is cats testosterone same as humans
    Exactly the same. All animal testosterone is testosterone.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a metaphor of the modern male

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