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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw ketolard Catholics havr to break their ketosis every time they take the Eucharist
    Lmao, even God spites ketotards

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The body of Christ is flesh and so has no crabs and will not affect ketosis.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >MFW transubstantiation.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bruh i havent been in church in a hot minute

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    cath bros...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >amerifat doesnt have their body of christ handcrafted by nuns
      ngmi

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >amerifat doesnt have their body of christ handcrafted by nuns
      ngmi

      >it isn't people in your parish who make it themselves and bring it to the priest (it's an actual loaf as well)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's an actual loaf as well
        https://biblehub.com/exodus/12.htm
        https://biblehub.com/matthew/26-17.htm
        Jesus was israeli and his Last Supper was a Passover Seder. It really should be unleavened bread.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          East has used leavened since forever

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Proof that Catholicism is incompatible with God's design.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you were a real Catholic you would believe that the wafers turn into the literal body of Christ through transubstantiation. Therefore its protein and not carbs.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it would still be exactly the same on the molecular level. The "substance" is supposed to behind anything observable.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like I said, real Catholic. 30% believe the wafers are quite literally physically transformed. The other 70% are obviously fake Catholics.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm talking about the real Catholics.

          Transubstantiation is based on Aristotelian metaphysics and its concepts of substance and accident. It precedes our knowledge of chemistry but it still applies today.

          The "substance" that underlies the "accidents" of bread is not available to the senses. It's like a canvas onto which bread is painted. When it changes into Jesus, the apparent bread is still there, no matter how closely you look.

          The most powerful microscope in the world would only show accidents, not substance. You could break apart the atoms into quarks and such, still accidents.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i think the point is youre not supposed to bethinking about all this and instead you should just have your mystical experience with christ

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's more of an Eastern Christian view than a Catholic one.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's true. Theres something to be said for people who can reverently receive the Lord without autistically fussing over the details

              If you were a real Catholic you would believe that the wafers turn into the literal body of Christ through transubstantiation. Therefore its protein and not carbs.

              It is the "isness" of the bread and wine which changes. physically it is still by all accounts observable as bread and wine within the world. see

              I'm talking about the real Catholics.

              Transubstantiation is based on Aristotelian metaphysics and its concepts of substance and accident. It precedes our knowledge of chemistry but it still applies today.

              The "substance" that underlies the "accidents" of bread is not available to the senses. It's like a canvas onto which bread is painted. When it changes into Jesus, the apparent bread is still there, no matter how closely you look.

              The most powerful microscope in the world would only show accidents, not substance. You could break apart the atoms into quarks and such, still accidents.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How convenient.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >joining a religion that encourages carb consumption
    I’ll pass.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sunday is just my carb refuel day.
    Ez.
    t. FSSP trad cath

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trad cath
      18+ website

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FSSP
      How long until Francis shuts you guys down for good?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fssp
        >how long until (Anti)Pope Francis shuts you down

        the next move is clear, and growing as Bergoglio implements his modernist secularized ecclesiological vision

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          When that happens you going SSPX or sede?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            SSPX has church in my city, or SSPX - Resistance (Bp. Richard Williamson group), don't know of any Sede groups atm

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >SSPX - Resistance
              surely this is the one true Church founded by Christ

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        fssp and icksp days are numbered, unless francis goes to heaven soon fr

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even if they ban us, we will go underground into the catacombs. The TLM is one of the best things around. It is the ultimate white pill and really the only one

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He hasn't even shut down SSPX, the pussy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need to find a fit husband who goes to Latin mass, what the heck where you guys hiding?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I need to find a fit husband who goes to Latin mass, what the heck where you guys hiding?

        a-are you female ffs lol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes I am female, I wear my white veil with pretty little flowers at church.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What state?
            Maybe I'll visit

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Italy, so we speak Latin properly.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Too far for me.
                Prayers for you finding your fit TLM husband.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you!

                non sarai mai una donna

                Vai in mona

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Vai in mona
                rosica femmaschio

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ci sposiamo adesso?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                non sono gay e sono già fidanzato con una ragazza vera

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Meno male, mona.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                un giorno troverai il frocio che ti merita
                buona fortuna

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Grazie caro sei molto gentile e mona.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Broccoli Romanesco

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                dici questi?
                mai mangiati

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                non sarai mai una donna

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Milanese girl from /CBT/? Didn’t know you were catholic

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not Milanese actually but yes I'm super Catholic.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                But you’re the Monica Belucci girl right? Based, in another life Nona

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      LARP

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luckily through the blessed sacrament and transubstantiation that is no longer a whafer cookie it is now the body, soul, and divinity of Jesus Christ. This makes it the flesh of our Lord and is therefore keto-friendly.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not like this

    Like this. Last private Mass said at side-altar in St. Peter's Basilica, before Bergoglio forbade them, imposing concelebration, because private masses too much emphasize the sacrificial nature of mass (which Bergogilio doesn't really believe in) instead of the assembly fellowship of New Mass ad populum.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's an incomplete list of messianic prophecies that jesus did not fulfill, this making christianity a false religion

    Being made a reigning King who will prosper. Jeremiah 23:5 also hosea 3:4-5
    Judah will be delivered, Israel shall dwell secure. Jer. 23:15-16
    the banished of Israel will be assembled, he will gather the dispersed of Judah back to Israel Isaiah 11:11-12 and "they shall dwell upon their own soil." jer. 23:8
    The temple shall be rebuilt, temple worship restored Jeremiah 33:18
    "He will judge among the nations, and arbitrate for the many peoples." Isaiah 2:4
    The messianic age: nations will turn weapons into tools of creation and growth; never again shall we know war. Isaiah 2:4
    The messianic age: nothing vile or evil shall be done on the temple mount Is 11:9
    The messianic age: there will be no sin, no lying Zephaniah 3:13
    The messianic age: people will come to the temple mount in Jerusalem, and at the standing temple, will seek to learn from the people of Jacob Micah 4:2
    he shall not "dim or be bruised" until he has established the true way isaiah 42
    the nation of israel will be honored isaiah 11
    he will be a hero who defeats the enemies of israel in battle II Samuel 7:11
    All of mankind will have the ability to prophecy in the post-messianic age Joel 3:1
    all of israel will unite behind this king ("my servant david") Ezekiel 37:24
    He will be anointed
    He will actually patrilineally descend from David

    Have a good day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literal israelite that believes in the antichrist “messiah”
      All of these are either out of context, not necessary, or not relevant to a messianic prophecy. Jesus fulfilled the 44 Messianic prophecies you cherry-picking lying israelite!

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A eucharist wafer is like 0.5g of carbs.
    Not going to throw you out of ketosis.
    God bless.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way those things have a significant amount of carbs. I wouldn't worry about it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. doesn't keto still happen if you have a few grams of carbs per day? that's not even a gram. I've even heard people with celiacs disease can receive the low gluten ones and they're fine

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's even more generous than that. You can have as many as 25g per day and still be in ketosis.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the more you exercise the more carbs and protein you can eat will still being in ketosis. also if youre eating low carb most of the time one meal wont kick you out permanently itll just be for a few hours which is probably a good thing

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