>character drinks coffee and doesn't have to run to the bathroom to take a shit
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>character drinks coffee and doesn't have to run to the bathroom to take a shit
>character drinks coffee and doesn't have to run to the bathroom to take a shit
Immersion ruined
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Colonlet thread
Vince has to take a shit in the restaurant right after this though
Damn, I didn't remember that. I guess Tarantino really pays attention to detail
>when you take 1 sip of coffee and the turtle sticks its head out right away
and he takes a shit before he dies. he seems to shit a lot.
Heroin makes you constipated, or shit a lot, idk, I'm not a junkie.
Is coffee a laxative?
caffeine has a laxative effect, yes. if you drink too much of it you’ll get nasty stomach cramps
No, it's the milk for some people or the too hot water that does it, not the coffee itself. Drink hot water with a squeeze of lemon in it and it will give you the same effect.
Tea too, but most people take their tea at a cooler temp than their coffee.
I have scar tissue in my urethra and the doctor's advice was "not to drink anything diuretic"
Turns out almost everything but water is just that.
I drink it anyway
Facebook mom science. Caffeine causing contractions in your digestive tract is common knowledge and very well researched
It's not. Look it up. You tlak about Facebook mom science when this is what the caffeine thing is.
coffee never really noticeably makes me shit, but it makes me piss 0 to 60 in 3.28 seconds
When was the last time you had your prostate checked? Sounds like it’s time
>pull into jimmy's house
>no Dead Black person Storage sign
>drag in dead Black person irregardless
don't they know we live in a society?
I used to work in an office with a guy who would pour himself a cup of hot coffee and then put a bunch of ice in it because he said "It's the heat that makes people have to take a shit". I'm pretty sure that's not true.
I used to work in an office with a boomer who would first get the coffee from the machine and then microwave the cup for 30 seconds before drinking it. Boomers are strange
It prevents colonic infetterence.
>heroin addict shits more than once a month
I drink 6 coffees a day and haven't shit in 3 days
when was the last time you went a week without getting your fix? think you could do it?
>character tells all his coworkers that coffee is a drug and he doesn't need it
>smokes weed all day after work
This guy is a real jerk.
>weed turns heavy users into morons because it messes with their rem sleep
>caffeine turns heavy users into morons because it messes with their rem sleep
Turns out moderation is key if you’re going to do any drug. Damn, who would have thought
I have two cups every work-day, at 10 AM and 2 PM. I also have a sandwich for lunch. Weekend and after 5 is just for beer and whiskey.
Alcohol nukes your brain 50 times worse than both caffeine and weed so yeah, no point skipping those two cups
Sorry, could you repeat that?
I have a cup at 11 am, occasionally, a cup of a much lighter coffee variety after lunch but no later than 4 pm, unless it's Friday and I intend to stay up late drinking. I only drink on Friday or Saturday evenings, but I'm trying to check that as I was drinking too much. No coffee during weekends except if I have a long drive or walk and I am sleep-deprived.
What is really worrying me nowadays are my breakfast. I am not fat but I cannot feel full unless I have two slices of bacon and two eggs ach morning. I took up this regimen when I was into sports, but it stuck with me.
Patrick Bateman ass post
This is the most pointless post I have ever read on IST.
>drug users are moronic schizos
t. man who consumes a stimulant drug every morning to be able to function
It was just a joke. I'm too scared to talk to my coworkers.
I've heard it's not even that strong of a laxative. It's just that most people drink coffee to an empty stomach in the morning and that triggers the shittenings. Any liquid would do the same.
coffee makes my piss smell like coffee
>fooling around with gf
>hop in the shower to give her a golden shower
>piss on her face and breasts
>she drinks my puss
>coffee flavored (just drank a litty cup), she loves it
>greedily gulps down ounce after ounce
>suddenly, ger tumbly gets rumbly
>has to shit
>my coffee piss makes her have to take and urgent coffee shit
>she shits as I piss
>I slip on the shit, fall face first, eat a face full of fresh shit
>I cum and shit from the rancid shit in my mouth and eyes
>she starts to laugh, begins to piss
>we're wallowing and writhing in a shower full of cum, piss, and shit
>her mom walks in
>opens the door
>gets on the floor
>everybody walks the dinosaur
I just want a virgin gf that I can slowly convince to indulge degenerate fetishes is that too fricking much to ask?
For me it’s tea from a variety pack in the office
>tea
Everyone thinks you're gay.
k
For me, it's tea that I brought in from my personal tea collection and keep in my cube.
t. coffeecuck
>personal tea collection
I didn't realize my wife posts on IST. Hi honey!
I’m leaving you for Jamaal
>mmm!
Coffee has never made me shit and I've been drinking like 12 cups a day since I was 14.
You're just a weak ass girly man.
Or you drink 'coffee' that has milk in it and you are lactose intolerant.
>thinks his severe addiction to a mild stimulant drug is a manly trait and not a weakness
It literally makes you shit yourself because of how strong it is you fricking zoombie, so yes, it is manly.
Addiction? I stop for a week or two when I go on vacation and I don't feel any different. I don't even feel the need to have any. It's just that it's better than all the fricking other stuff I could drink in everyday life like cola full of fart bubbles, jices so full of sugar they make your inside melt or onions 'drinks' that makes you fart like a vegan at a free buffet.
>powering through the negative sides from drugs makes you a man
Who are your role models? Meth heads and crack heads?
>allergic to water
don't tell us where you're from, we all know
I can drink a liter of milk in one go no problem. I drink two cuppas every morning. But If I mix them I NEED to shit within 30 seconds.
Explain that, gay.
What are some actually good coffee brands?
Tim Horton's
Dunkin Donuts
Kirkland
There's a bunch of artisan brands you can get into as well, but it's all about the same. The only coffee I don't like is Starbucks. Not talking about the syruppy stuff, Starbucks black coffee tastes like shit in my opinion
Not real coffee. It's sugar sirup mixed with coffee. Fricking zoomers, I swear.
Based ESL
I'm more ADD.
ASL? Are you on AOL?
Good morning sir!
Do you feel DESIGNATED?!!
I never understood the coffee making you shit thing
I've drunk tons of coffee and ever had the overwhelming need to take a dump.
I woke up this morning and had two coffees over a couple hours with no bowel movement. then I smoke half of a spliff and had to put it out to take a massive shit
I'm on 600mg caffeine right now and still feel tired.
I heard tanning your butthole helps.
Take a month off, you junkie. It's not going to be pleasant but you need it