>cheat day. >fuck my wife's gf

>cheat day
>frick my wife's gf

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont get it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course you wouldnt

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm black

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        im indian i rape anything that excites me

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pls rape me daddy(人´∀`*)

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sir

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      His wife cheats on him with a girl because she's a lesbian. His wife has a girlfriend and he's a cuck

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He understood the joke. He meant he doesn't get pussy.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      english website. time to leave rajeesh

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's nothing to get, OP bombed

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      sir

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >deadlift day
    >awake while pulling

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the old IST switcharoo. He lures us in with a belief he is talking about health cheat days where people gorge on shit food for a day then switches it around to state he is cheating by fricking his wife's gluten free. An entire other type of cheating.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eat oats
    >shit goes smoothly

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife and I are gonna frick her qt redheaded friend this Saturday and I can barely contain my excitement
    Grug gonna smash

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Technically women can't frick

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        practically, neither can you

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          you, your wife, and her friend are all fat. only fat married women desperate to keep their husbands would convince their equally fat friend for a threesome. enjoy ruining whatever relationship you have with your wife

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree. Polygamy of any kind always leads to trouble unless it's a muslim-style harem where the husband has strict authority, but then it's more like you're their father that fricks them rather than their romantic partner, and that sounds tiring.
            It's a recipe for eventual break-up, one way or the other.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you, your wife, and her friend are all fat. only fat married women desperate to keep their husbands would convince their equally fat friend for a threesome. enjoy ruining whatever relationship you have with your wife

      Nta, but I am going to kill myself. I am going to drive my car off a cliff. I am going to violently end my life. Nothing of value will be lost

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      My gf is bisexual and sometimes I consider suggesting a threeway but then I remember reading multiple stories of the dude's wife/gf developing an attachment to the lesbo and ultimately leaving him for her.
      You're a braver man than I am, hope it works out for you.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      My gf is bisexual and sometimes I consider suggesting a threeway but then I remember reading multiple stories of the dude's wife/gf developing an attachment to the lesbo and ultimately leaving him for her.
      You're a braver man than I am, hope it works out for you.

      I agree. Polygamy of any kind always leads to trouble unless it's a muslim-style harem where the husband has strict authority, but then it's more like you're their father that fricks them rather than their romantic partner, and that sounds tiring.
      It's a recipe for eventual break-up, one way or the other.

      Personally I feel that a polygamous relationship should have an equal amount of love and trust shared between all members, not only collectively but between individual couplings.
      So how you start is to convince your wife or girlfriend to let you dick down her friend, then treat both of them to dinner and a movie.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do reverse flys
    >don't fall

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lift to failure
    >succeed

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Simple, yet original, good post OP

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tyrone came out as trans
    >can't frick my wife anymore (BBC removal tomorrow)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one has ever said this in the history of ever.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I have Tasha's (previously Tyrone) dismembered BBC
        >I must continue her legacy
        >*Cuts off own penis, sews the BBC on*

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is a distinct lack of noses being posted ITT

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