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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see the wieners before I can make an informed decision

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting how his wiener is longer than his loincloth, how does he keep it hidden?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s behind the toblerone

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Coiled inside his groin, then during rape, much like a duck's, it extends.

      • 4 months ago
        I ignore women

        right

        nvm left

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frickin A

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn’t matter, the manlet will never use his reproductive organ apart from fricking his own hand

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why were the thunder warriors killed off again? were they too powerful or something?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basically proto world eaters, too aggressive and bred fully for combat, whereas most marines can at least have some semblance of hobbies outside of combat (think blood angels or emperor's children making art in their spare time/ahriman and the space wolves making alcohol), they also couldn't serve as planetary governors/administrators like say the ultramarines could, imagine a thunder warrior is a teenager going through pubery whilst a space marine is a professional fighter, both could frick you up, it's just one wants to because he's perpetually mad, and one KNOWS he could but will only do so if you give them a reason

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were engineered rather crudely; they often either spontaneously dropped dead or went schizo as a consequence of their modifications

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Space Marines could wreck both of these fellas at the same time, even if he wasn't wearing his power armor
    I'm going with the SPACE MARINE (Dark Angels)

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Putting 175cm on Tinder is a death sentence so I'd have to go left.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Putting 175cm on Tinder is a death sentence
      with trannies

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    175 cm is short but stronger so ill go with him

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kg tho? 450 is massive and 90 is skelly mode for 230cm. Still I concur there would be greater disabilities being 450kg.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left all day everyday

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cromagnoid vs Neanderthal phenotype

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