Brehs need some advice, Or at least some common ground
>dating (fricking) this cutie
>first girl I’ve dated that smokes cigs
>smoke a lot while I’m with her
>horny 24/7 normally even with her
>last time we frick, I smoke a cig 5 mins prior with her
>we make out, insta hard. Before I frick her my dick DIES
>freak out internally, remember that the time before that, similar happened right after I smoked a cig
>every other time I’m good can last nearly forever even
>explain to her, but lowkey embarrassed as frick
>Im familiar with biology and stimulant effects so I say let’s wait 5-10 mins
>we wait, all of a sudden I can feel my dick resensitize, get hard and frick her for half an hour
Anyone experience some shit like this before, Im almost certain it’s the nicotine that just kills my circulation, but it should never be THIS bad right? Wtf bros I don’t even smoke every day, maybe 2 or 3 times a week. I just love smoking with her
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I wish to marry this woman
same
Does anyone have the Pic of her with her boyfriend/husband or whatever, with the text of, "he knows. you know. he knows you know. she knows he knows you know, etc..." over it?
my last gf was into violent stuff, she would ask me to punch her,spit on her,piss on her, etc.... I would literally watch facialabuse videos just to see what new and depraved stuff I could do to her.
I kinda miss that stuff but it made me realize how demonic porn and lust can be.
I was dating this beautiful, sweet girl for about 3 months and things were going great at first. Eventually as we became increasingly comfortable with each other she began opening up about her sexual preferences more. Our once deeply intimate sex transformed into my increasingly confused attempts to satisfy her abusive fetishes. Slapping, spitting, choking, name-calling, you name it and she wanted it.
One day as I had my hand wrapped around her throat I looked at her purple face and had a sudden moment of clarity. This was not the woman I had fallen in love with. In that moment I could feel any remaining attraction I had to her leave my body and shortly after I broke off contact. I don't regret it at all, it was a huge weight off my shoulders.
>I had to her leave my body
what did he mean by this?
what did he do to the girl?
>In that moment I could feel any remaining attraction I had to her leave my body
Why do ESLs always try to critique proper English? The remaining attraction anon felt to the woman left his body.
>the joke
>you
>I was only pretending to be a third worlder
Maybe, you're the ESL.
Probably dodged a bullet down the line if you were in it for the long haul. Women who are into abuse of that level are almost guaranteed to have some kind of trauma, mental illness, general fricked-up shit going on in the background.
>every woman I've ever been in a relationship with just starts asking me to karate chop her in half and punt the pieces out the window by like the 3rd time we have sex
I just want to make love...
When did sex become so fricking mean, bros? Porn just shows us impersonal, aggressive piston fricking. Women just want to be manhandled and spit on. Why am I an outlier for wanting to hold my lover close and have a genuine connection during sex? My first gf literally just wanted to be choked and slapped and raped and then didn't want to cuddle or even touch after sex. This can't be healthy.
Do most guys like hatefricking girls? Do girls just like being hatefricked? Or do girls request it because they think guys want it, and do guys initiate it because they think girls want it?
I know what you mean, it's female coomers unfortunately.
Girls get bored of that stuff and want rough sex.
It's why you don't marry bawds, need high intensity shit to get off because they've had a million regular sessions and they don't care to do that.
Sure they'll enjoy love making but only if they find you ungodly attractive.
Find a girl from a place where women get treated like dirt, they're the only girls that like lovey dovey shit but I'm also assuming even they'll revert back to wanting to be put head first in a toilet.
Honestly women want such brutal treatment it makes me sick, it takes so much energy to remind myself to be mean for no reason
>Why am I an outlier for wanting to hold my lover close and have a genuine connection during sex?
low T
Nah, its fricked Anon. Coomers, porn rotten brains and the abused
You might genuinely have low testosterone. I love the hell out of my gf and I still dominate her in bed.
It's cool i'll take the hoes that want to be fricked silly, i'll take one for the team. you go find your girl who wants missionary style sex for the sole purpose of procreation at a church or wherever these theoretical hoes exist.
This one time I hooked up with this chick and before hand she mentioned she liked it rough (how surprising), when I got her to my bed I ate her out, started fricking her real hard and shit, hand on throat, grabbing her hard, etc.
But it was mid summer and super hot in my room even with the AC and a fan on us, and we were both getting pretty tired quick.
So I moved her around into a spooning position and pulled a few tricks out of my bag, basic shit like emphasizing my hold around her, just lightly feeling her while we fricked, turning her head around to make out, putting it deep then flexing my wiener, all slowly too, so she could feel all of it, only speeding up when she tensed up and I figured she was close.
This chick was toast, pretty sure she came 4 times, got close many other times as well, we were in that position for close to an hour, she let me cum inside her and she said after that she never lets guys do that even though she's on BC
We were just in a pool of sweat afterwards and cuddled and talked about the sex we just had for about another hour while we cooled down under the fan, eventually putting on some tv (Akria) and fell asleep.
I was aware that it was a hookup and we both knew going in that we really didn't have the time for a dedicated relationship, but afterwards we keep trying to find time for each other, we actually made a decent connection and now we are decent friends who bang every now and then after around 3 months.
This post is likely to garner some incel cope about her lying, my status or whatever bullshit they come up with, but to all my bros on here that have sex, going hard and fast is always fairly fun, but go slow with her sometimes, control literally everything in a deliberate thought out way, it makes them sticky as hell, in every sense of that word.
I wish I could have good sex
How do I git gud
I'm super slow at thrusting and awkward at it too
its 90% genetic 10% experience
You just have to get the angles right. Learn to do things other than frick. I have a 5 inch dick so I always do a lot of foreplay and try to make her cum 1-2 times before we actually frick, usually just fingering her while spooning and kissing her neck, or eating her out or something. Then once she's cum a few times you can just frick. Try to get good angles (from the back usually works well). Pace yourself. Use your hands on her as well. Play with her clit, nipples, fingers in mouth, etc. You can thrust slowly and awkwardly with a small peen and still have good sex if you get the right angle and use your hands.
>fingering her while spooning and kissing her neck, or eating her out or something.
Ok I'll try this.
>Then once she's cum a few times you can just frick. Try to get good angles (from the back usually works well).
Angles? Hmm I'll try it
I'm also kind of looking for tips on how to make my 8 inch pole enjoyable instead of going half way in
>8 inch pole enjoyable instead of going half way in
Foreplay, make sure she's real wet, if she says it won't fit just tell her "oh it'll fit" and go for it, be careful tho
>t. just over 7in
newbie
Because female porn addiction is worse than mens because they are far more gullible and impressionable but its ignored because who cares if a bawd says wants to get fricked rough? In 60 years we went from womens suffrage and workers rights to underage girls demanding birth control pills so they can be creampied by strange men. You think its bad now? KEK just wait 10 years.
It was kinda the same with my ex aswell, she wouldn't even give me a blowjob in the first 3 months because i didn't want to go down on her, by month 6 or something she WANTED to blow me all the fricking time and she even became good at, she was addicted to my dick. women are insanely horny
im hooking up currently with a filipino girl who wants me to basicslly do this to her 24/7 she asks if she can call me daddy. tells me to slap her face, choke her till she's purple, pull her hair and spit on her during sex. what happened to women, why dont they want to beloved this shit is crazy
>what happened to women
Being raped was a primary method of reproduction during humanity's evolution. Why else would it be programmed into women's instinctual desires?
I could have saved her.
She doesn't need saving. She is just a bawd in the sack which is not a bad thing.
reminder that literally every girl has done shit like this and loved it (not on camera tho)
and if shes not doing it with you i have bad news
wow anon did you figure that out all by yourself?
my mom did it, so did my sister. every girl. that’s why i’m so knowledgeable
so wise anon, is water wet? or does it only make things wet?
I bet she doesn't even let her current boyfriend/husband go rough on her
it's not the nicotine you moron; if that was the case you wouldn't get a hard on at all
Dude, unless I’m misunderstanding the effects it has a comedown does it not. It’s a short acting stimulant. If I “sober” up the effects should go away yes?
Just admit it you’re gay, sucking on that phallic object makes you hard then you got the guilty feelings until you recuperate.
Many cases like this
>phallic object
>cigarettes
Is anything long and straight phallic to you or do you just use words you don't actually understand?
Closet homosexual projection
Yeah you ever wonder why the butt of the cig is tan? Surely there couldn’t be any other side of the Freudian coin…
I hate babies that have this "rizz eyebrows" look
I wanna punch it
Name ?
Mayli AKA Amelia Wang AKA Kelly Baltazar in a video produced by Facial Abuse
Cigs are an absolutely amazing way to insure you suffer from erectile dysfunction for the rest of your life, stop smoking them. Also get your gf to stop smoking too I bet her pussy smells horrible
Ugh idk about quitting forever but I will be mindful, not absolutely addicted so I’ll just do it like once after fricking like this gay said
cigarettes are for AFTER sex you fricking mongoloid
Nicotine/cigarettes constrict your blood vessels/ Capilars therefore you have a worse bloodcirculation in certain parts of the body this might be your case
cigarettes are far worse in this regard since one of the chemicals restricts your brains ability to eliminate catecholamines introduced by nicotine, so it compounds the effects, plus the MAOIs and all the other shit, much better to just use pure nicotine with no smoke
well of course thats true plus all the carcinogenic chemicals that are being inhaled by combustion of the tobacco. But to me it seems that OP doesnt usually smoke cigarettes if i read his post correct so this reaction of his body would kinda be on the rere and extreme side of cigarette consumption since it usually takes time to see the effekt of said constriction of vessels and capilars
>freak out internally, remember that the time before that, similar happened right after I smoked a cig
You got stage fright and psyoped yourself into thinking the cigarette did it
It's not, because the veins that feed erections are fricking huge
They're that bad yes. Smarten up.
>put poison into your body
>your body is poisoned
What did your expect
/thread
and somehow it's still here
>coomer
>heavy smoker
>dating another heavy smoker
Just goes to prove there's no such thing as an InCel just men with standards
Huh? Smoking proves there's no incels? You sound like a terrorist I am bored of this style of humor you're poisoning the well like a israelite.
You’re poisoning your lungs like the israelites in the gas chamber. Imagine developing a nicotine addiction for some pussy.
>he can’t smoke a few cigs socially because he is a straight edge neurotic gay that no one wants to hang out with and insta rees every time he smells smoke.
Guys like you used to get your asses kicked by out of breath smokers
based and checked, straight edged gays are insufferable
you just made up a story about an anonymous person you don’t know and got mad over it
>they said, reeeeeing
Projection, the mental process by which people attribute to others what is in their own minds.
based and checked, nicotine addicted gays are insufferable
Not projection, intuition and discernment.
You publicly admitted to two addictions, you're most likely fat and out of shape as well
>just men with standards
too bad you don't meet any women's standards eh anon?
love yourself
I don’t trust you, therefore I will hate myself.
Suck my dick and maybe I'll believe you.
Rosuvastatin and tadalafil NOW
you are just not really fit, nicotine is a vasoconstrictor but doesnt mean it will automatically kill your dick, its just a lack of cardiovascular training.
>go on date with a hottie
>walking around the streets drunk a few hours later
>she drags me into a secluded area
>frick the shit out of her
>we smoke a cig for 5 mins
>she climbs on top of me straight afterwards
>dick is absolute diamonds
>frick her some more
>frick her a hell of a lot more back at hers
Maybe she needs to be hotter OP. Also cigs are for fricking queers, stop that shit
I believe these posts. People who smoke seem to be having a lot of sex with hot women. Mayve I should smoke too so I can also be having a lot of sex with sexy sex women. I bet everyone in relationships probably smokes on the side
eh i’d say it’s an easy opener for women to approach you looking to bum one when you’re out and about. met a lot of girls this way
See guys? Smoking gets you laid
>at a party/event/bar
>smoking by myself outside
>girl comes up to me and asks to bum one
>"sure but only if you smoke it with me"
>we talk, try to get her number/insta/etc
>sometimes it leads somewhere
Happens all the time
>Happens all the time
Are you single right now?
Yeah, I wouldn't be chatting up random women if I wasn't
So for you it leads nowhere then
Oh you misunderstood, by "somewhere" I meant having sex with a girl I just met, I choose to be single, like how you choose to be pedantic on IST
You can do that without smoking gays, it's called prostitution. My point still stands. For you it leads nowhere
>for you it leads nowhere
it gets sex for free, that's all that matter
>it gets sex for free, that's all that matter
kek you are completely missing the point of what he was saying
Its just an easy conversation starter, also when you are at a club or bar, its kind of annoying to try and chat up a girl, the music is loud, you are having a hard time being heard, she is having a hard time hearing, and what is your line exactly? Now, you go outside to smoke, some girls might be out smoking, easy to start a conversation, "got a light" "got a filter" whatever, also you can actually talk without the music blasting
Good thing ypu smoke as well,if you didnt that chick would stink to you like death.
She can't keep getting away with it.
Literally killed her own father from the stress
wait for real?
not that anon but here
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/229756463/kevin-j-masterson
tragic
He died during the first COVID wave in NYC iirc
can't even look at her face. she looks so much like my gf that it's uncanny. she's hafu too, same eyes, same face and expressions. gives me that gnawing emptiness in my stomach
I bet she eats ass.
no but her bj technique is something else. that tongue swirl over the frenulum makes me bust in 20 seconds
god I wish that was me
>she lost weight
I think either earlier this year or last year she started uploading yt videos talking about her art and the comment section was just filled with people talking about her "previous works" in a artful roundabout way. The internet never forgets.
The dongus does what the dongus does, completely out of your or her control.
If you're not hard, that's God's way of telling you to fool around some more.
Dirty talk. Feeling her up. Spank dat ass. Grab her hair and make her eat your butt hole. They love that. Lick that poon tang. Ol Jimmy will get hard, and if not then keep on having fun with other stuff. Shit, I can frick a b***h even with a soft weener. But I would never ever ever feel embarrassed about something I have no control over. That's literally God, not your fault.
how do I get a gf like mayli?
Id fitness her sexually iykwim
>Im familiar with biology and stimulant effects so I say let’s wait 5-10 mins
What? I can drink a huge coffee and get right back to gooning
>I started smoking because a woman did
ishygddt
Just give quit smoking and forget about the girl.
If you're struggling to keep it up solely because of cigarettes then you're not in good enough shape to smoke.
Forget about the girl because she's going to turn you into a pack a day smoker. Then you'll get married, have a kid, she'll leave you for another guy and take all of your shit but not take back the habit she gave you.
Next thing you know you're outside having a smoke looking at her latest pics on social media thinking "ha! her looks went to shit the moment she turned 27" not realizing that you are now 50lbs heavier than before and significantly aged your face. All from smoking a few more cigarettes a day to have an excuse to spend time with her.
Sexual fitness? Nice
God I want to make some videos with her.