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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to do it one time, with no repercussions whatsoever.
    Is there a chance, a percentage of probability, that I could get away with it?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I was a teen I slapped maybe thirty butts with no repercussions, because they were always drunk and I ran into the dark woods giggling with my friends.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was a girl a year younger back in highschool who liked my buddy. They'd always talk in the hall at a certain time I walked by and I would slap her ass while she wasnt paying attention harder than I've ever slapped an ass since. 5 days a week.
        I would hurt my hand every time but not let on. It was like wet cement in those jeans and so beautiful.
        I miss being able to do that bros but, I'm glad I at least had my moment in the sun back then. You don't know how good you have it as a kid.
        Bust every nut they'll let you bust.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Last night I dreamed I slapped a thick cardio bunny ass in yoga pants
        Shit was so cash

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you will get away from the gym in handcuffs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tbh probably. If you do it and run and never return nothing will happen. They most likely will not involve police but you would almost definitely get kicked out of you gym.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you have Black person privledge and in a liberal city where you can pull the racism card after

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/YVrRhDq.jpg

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      GUUUUUUUNTHAR

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek
      why did evolution make us like this? what does slapping ass bring us?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're Chad and you're confident about it instead of creepily slinking away after then this might work, but are you willing to take that risk?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've literally had success with
      >you've amazing glutes, may I slap your ass once lmao
      at social gatherings. Would not do that at the gym though, I'd rather leave people alone when they're working out.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those asses are not even remotely worth the risk of perv shots

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they're aware of being filmed

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/YVrRhDq.jpg

        So who is this? her ass gets posted on here for years
        I need to know who has the gigastacy physique

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          coomer moron

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one knows. You'd know who she was already if we did.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        anyone else get aroused when girls take their shoes off in the gym? Would sniff socks while fricking.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just you freak

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          no thats so weird no one would ever want to do that, like what, thats just you bro, ha ha right guys?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        PLAP PLAP PLAP
        GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
        PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
        AW b***h IMMA NUT
        PLAP PLAP
        GET FRICKIN PREGNANT

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        More?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Post the videos, i must coom.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    disgusting, i am vomit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am become vomit, ruiner of carpets

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah you can tell they take BBC

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fat
      >ugly
      Damn right

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >those lockers
          Anon…..

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            What do you mean

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              They are 14yo.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          left is perfection

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bottom right corner says “prime jail”
          Are those girls inmates or something?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Prime jailbait, but it got cropped out. Both of those girls celebrated their 18th birthday the day after the picture was taken you sick freak.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        bro its time to commit suicide

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro gyno this bad HAS to have surgery covered, this is disfigurement

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit if he gets those chopped off he could join a ftm transgender group and mog.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        fricking puked

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      where the hell is his chin? it's like a teen's first beard

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >r/ftm

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          She actually did this to herself? What's the rope rate?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    a classic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf anon opened my eyes with just a few words

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Profound.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Classic IST
      >posts IST

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm not american

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      what he said [...]
      amerisharts are the most mentally ill fetish freaks in the whole world
      all of you should be fricking lined up and shot

      >I’m not American
      I bet, homosexual.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >source? i made it up to cope being a Black personworshipper
        le
        ma
        o

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        those numbers dont add up to 1,000,000

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Memes aside, let's have some actual numbers.
        Oh look, it's the sirs again.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what he said

    [...]
    I'm not american

    amerisharts are the most mentally ill fetish freaks in the whole world
    all of you should be fricking lined up and shot

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wiener

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    balls

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't wanting to be liked be more self-centered? I'm all for lookmaxxing, but anime is full of pseudo-deep cringe philosophy lmao.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you are to simple minded to use such big words, monkey.

        Why is being self-centered a bad thing? You can be incredibly self centered but still be very pleasant to be around. Just because you are in a situation, enjoying it as YOU doesn't mean that you are annoying. Why would you want to engage in a situation trying to play a character that is "other-people-centered" or in other words:
        is an ass kisser, a yes man, would that truly be more likeable?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          holy cringe

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          hey man, you probably can't tell but it's really obvious you're a highschooler. It's in your best interest to leave this site and try to live a normal life, as best you can.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    anus

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the “body weight er visit” cap?

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd suck her buttholedd8ow

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have the pic of the 'only delts matter' guy? He looked wide as frick in a shirt, but when he takes it off he looks dyel

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What even is that physique? Is it just naturally big/long clavicles? Oversized lats compared to other muscles? Because his shoulders themselves do not look particularly developed.
        My best guess is big lats, plus decent biceps to fill out the sleeves looking from the front

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He has decent delts as you can see in the shirt on picture. They just look small because of the bodyfat. He has naturally wide shoulders.

          Some people have narrow shoulders and no amount of training wont make your shoulders wider (except for a little bit)

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          its just straight and long clavicles.
          not a useful trait in nature. you are more prone to injury. but its attractice to females.

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