>coffee is good for yo-ACK
As shown in Table 3, among coffee drinkers only, the difference was 2.4 years of accelerated aging per 100 mg of caffeine (36.7÷15.3 = 2.4), and among those reporting no coffee intake, cell senescence was 2.6 years higher for each 100 mg of caffeine consumed (40.0÷15.3 = 2.6).
https://nutritionandmetabolism.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12986-017-0162-x#:~:text=As%20shown%20in%20Table%203,40.0%C3%B715.3%20%3D%202.6).
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>accelerated aging
based. young people are the biggest homosexuals. going for 10 cups tomorrow.
>based. young people are the biggest homosexuals. going for 10 cups tomorrow.
>proving his point
Caffeine also reduces blood flow to the brain. Coffee-brained morons might have difficulty understanding why it is bad.
I used to get migraines every 6 months, since i started drinking coffee I have gotten none, except once which I put to rest before it activated by drinking coffee. I would develop visual aura which slowly deleted my field of view over like 2 hours and then get a brutal headache, I noticed the aura was starting and then just drank some coffee and it completely disappeared. I think some migraines are caused by too much blood flow so it makes sense why coffee stopped it.
Impressive stat. Very nice. Now let's see a study about how browsing IST affects your health.
coffee is too mild and popular for us to ever figure out how slightly good or slightly bad it is.
this is extra funny because of correlation vs causation. You'd think IST caused severe mental issues if you didn't factor in that mentally ill people are more likely to use IST in the first place.
Coffee drinkers tend to die less than those who don't drink coffee
This is the same 'science' they use to push seed oils, low-fat, anti-cholesterol, etc.
Major red flag. This alone is enough to conclude the opposite.
Correlation ≠ causation
You're wrong.
Correlation IS causation.
I knew it. The fricking cheese cartels are getting people killed with bedsheets.
This proves correlation does equal causation, kek. When people eat more cheese they become fatter. When cheese consumption goes up the population becomes fatter. Fat people are more likely to die getting tangled in bedsheets. Therefore, an increase in cheese consumption causes more people to die getting tangled in bed sheets.
How fricking pathetic do you have to be to die from getting entangled in your bedsheets. and how does it even work?
"oh no, I've become entangled in my own bedsheets! how do i get out, do i try this way, no that just makes it worse, how about here, no, they're entangling me nooooo...."
thats just because I murder anyone who doesn't drink coffee
You are all utter morons. Observational studies cannot prove causation. This is statistics 101. You can only determine causation by manipulating an independent variable and observing the effect on the dependent variable. In this case, you would have to randomly split people into groups and increase the caffeine intake of one group, then observe the effects. This wildly basic misunderstanding is everywhere, even among academics and journalists, ESPECIALLY in diet science. This isn't some "heckin science" hairsplitting. There are countless obvious confounding factors in the studies you posted, but I don't even need to mention specific ones, because that would detract from the general fact that observational studies do not prove causation. Nothing you posted says anything about the effects of coffee.
What, you homosexuals want to live forever? Now go look up studies on how everything else around you is also slowly killing you. Big whoop.
The cool thing about shit reducing your life span is it takes it off the back end, which is the shittiest part anyways. Do what you want and hope you die before you decline too much.
Coffee drinkers outlive non coffee drinkers
> The researchers followed almost 20,000 Spaniards for about ten years.
Why is this?
Because epidemiology is fake and always used to sell products.
They drink coffee instead of alcohol
Coffee is the easiest way to get antioxidants in your body, each cup of coffee is like eating a bag of berries
Probably because coffee gives you more motivation and energy to live life and move around. It also makes you more social and talkative and increases mood. This improves overall health.
All nordic counties have high life expectancies and chug coffee by the gallons.
Science nerds debunked.
What about a non epidemiological study? Coffee drinking is directly associated with longer telomere length
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S002231662300651X?via%3Dihub
>associated with
That's epidemiology.
>after adjusting
And the numbers they are using are fabricated. This is like climate 'science'.
Coffee literally makes you an anxious wreck which results in elevated heart rate. Where is the longevity in this? Also poor sleep won’t make you live longer
That blood flow thing is true. I had headaches for 4 days when I quit 23 days ago
This.
>Coffee literally makes you an anxious wreck which results in elevated heart rate.
>That blood flow thing is true. I had headaches for 4 days when I quit 23 days ago
Same happens when you add more milk to your coffee
Used to cool it down with milk but I use more and blood pressure is killing me since then
Also I the coffee I take the morr I struggle to get hard
Now Im gonna cut it for good since its summer here and coffee-addict family wont be an issue
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>Coffee literally makes you an anxious wreck
You such a little sissy b***h. Probably American.
u/moxette has a new bee up his ass?
I'm trying to quit. I might have already ACKED myself drinking it from 18-34. But I'm almost off goddamnit.
my grandma is 91 and has coffee daily so up yours study
>accelerated aging
Goodbye baby face! 6 cups a day for me
Having no original thoughts and overusing forced memes instead of contributing novel material to the board and broadening the spectrum of your knowledge is indicative of a situation that is infinitely worse than anything a cup of coffee could do to you
You are trying way too hard.
Whatever you say man
Much better.
Point out the flaw in the reasoning
Did I say there was a flaw? I did not. I implied that anon's choice of words was overly ostentatious and pedantic. See, I can do it too.
Honestly man thats just want came to mind sorry it triggered you
Super triggered. Ruined my whole day. Woe is me. Thanks, anon.
Frick I replied to the wrong post, that's how triggered I am. You know what I meant
Nice digits by the way.
I’m 27 with white hairs all over my head. I drink 3+ cups of coffee per day
What about decaf coffee? I just like the taste.
decaf tends to not taste very good
producers use toxic chemicals to decaffinate the coffee. bad stuff
such as?
>miracle do-it-all juice for liver health is bad for you because... because it just is based on these pseud clocks okay???
I can't drink coffee because it makes me very cold, agitated, tired and anhedonic but I still drink it becauser I don't want to be tired at work
>the present findings suggest that cell aging may be accelerated in U.S. adults as caffeine intake increases, but may be decelerated as coffee consumption increases.
Read you own study bro. Coffeebros. We can't stop winning.
>cell aging may be accelerated in U.S. adults as caffeine intake increases,
Did they mean the coke? Man...those cokes are never good for you