Coffee makes me sleepy

Caffeine makes me sleepy.

Not - "I feel more alert then tired later"
Not - "I sleep worse and am tired the next day"

Literally: I drink coffee and I am liable in the next 30 minutes to fall asleep at my desk. I even almost fell asleep standing up.

What the frick is wrong with me?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    adrenal fatigue

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      qrd

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yo i got this exact same thing wtf. back when i would pull allnighters and be awake til seven in the morning i would drink two three coffee shots and knock myself the frick out for the next ten hours.

    anons explain??

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a sign of ADHD

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        adhd isn't real moron

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Huh?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yo it dont add up. i got a brain as chill as a zen monk all the time.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't explain it in real scientific terms, but the simple explanation is that caffeine is a diuretic; it removes water from your cells. The dehydration causes fatigue, which in turn makes you tired. It's kind of bro-science, but I found it to be accurate.

    I used to drink energy drinks a lot, and would often fall asleep directly after drinking one. Drinking a bottle of water while also drinking my energy drink helped a lot.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have OP’s issue with caffeine, and you just connected a lot of dots for me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow I wish I had considered this before essentially cutting out caffeine entirely because it made me too tired. I don't really want to hop back on the wagon though, being a little tired in the mornings is better than being a slave to the bean and crashing at 4pm

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alcohol makes me sleepy but that's probably due to never getting enough sleep

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alcohol is literally a depressant you goof. No shit it will make you more likely to be sleepy. One of the many reasons why I don’t drink is because I will simply go to sleep if I get drunk so it’s completely pointless

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    happens to me if i have my cuppa joe when i'm not well rested
    my heartrate is lowered too

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    gAIDs

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it energizes you and upps your metabolism, improves liver function. A high energy state is needed to achieve full relaxtation. Putting a cramping muscle in a vat of ATP causes it to relax.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    cause high blood pressure = tired

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >coffee gives me massive shrinkage and ED
    how do i fix this? This happened within the last year, I just want to be happily caffeinated and also horny

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here. It says on the bag "decaf." That's french for coffee right? Also I'm trans if that matters.

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