Coffee makes me superman

Anyone else gets insane confidence while drinking coffee? I feel indestructable, and I feel like life is easy when drinking coffee.

What kind of magic is this? Coffee feels like a cheat code

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah caffeine is fricking amazing. I'm not tolerant yet so enjoying it while it lasts

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You eventually need to drink a considerable amount of that shit just to feel barely normal for the day instead of wanting to take a nap every second or have a nice day.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or, like anything as a fricking human, come up with a reasonable system that allows you to enjoy the thing but not overindulge.
      Like, say, 1 french press every morning.

      I like to drink coffee, do pull ups, then make breakfast.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >instead of wanting to take a nap every second or have a nice day.
      That is how I was before I started regularly having coffee.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How many cups a day?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          1st drink is half 8oz cup filled with coffee, half cup of milk.

          2nd is black or green tea, 3/4 full with milk or cream.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          1st drink is half 8oz cup filled with coffee, half cup of milk.

          2nd is black or green tea, 3/4 full with milk or cream.

          Well? Fricking respond.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Coffee makes me superman

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Supposedly there is a gene that makes some people super responders to caffeine
    I drank a stronger cup than normal one morning last week and I was like In a completely different zone, it was magic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      After posting this, I thought more about that morning
      I would compare it to a light psychedelic. Lights, textures, everything was popping and super defined, I killed it at the gym too
      One of the best experiences of my life tbh I'm going to try it tomorrow again

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    which coffee? how many cups?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee has ruined my life.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, me. Nothing is impossible when the caffeine hits. I work out alone at a deadbeat gym with music system where I can play any music I want on the speakers and after a coffee and taking a soul releasing crap I can run around and belt out Maiden songs while pretending to be on stage with them inbetween sets. Fricking, drugs and skydiving cant beat the dopamine rush of running around an empty gym to the sound of Hallowed be thy name 2001

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Confidence? I can go into full blown mania, even psychosis slamming coffee.

    Satan and the israelites fear me for this reason.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you get your coffee?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Street pharmacist

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think coffee sucks.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Op are you 16? Get back to me when youre at 8 cups a day and it ruined your life. Lol
    >t. Guy who went through a month of severe physical withdraw getting off coffee
    Lol im back to drinking it again but only 2 cups a day max

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cigarettes feel similar for the first pack. Eventually you will feel anxious with too little or too much coffee. Headache if you try to stop. For me it’s best to go a week without for every few weeks with.

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