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My dad rapes my butthole in my sleep.
I'm trans, if that matters.
I'm also Indian. Sometimes I shit down the back of my legs but don't notice flr hours or even days because my skin is the same color as the poo.
Objectively speaking what's wrong about being addicted to drugs if it doesn't hurt anyone? If anything my caffeine addiction helps people.
That's called dependence, not addiction.
I quit weed and alcohol a long time ago. Now I only use coffee and zyns, which are legal in sports.
Not great for cardio, but frick it. I'll train right through.
How does coffee negatively affect cardio?
it doesn't, he's moronic. if anything, it slightly facilitates fatloss through cardio, plus some other minor benefits
>he's moronic
I was a D1 wrestler. I've worked out on coffee and off coffee at a level you never have. Caffeinated, your heart rate and blood pressure start elevated, so when you push your limits you "gas out" sooner.
it's just broscience, if anything it would have the opposite effect due to its effect on fat oxidation and who the frick gets elevated heart rate and blood pressure from coffee. maybe it's possible when overdosing on caffeine pills
>who the frick gets elevated heart rate and blood pressure from coffee.
Most people anon, the difference is just how much
it won't be noticable at all unless you're really aren't acustomed to drinking coffee
>who the frick gets elevated heart rate and blood pressure from coffee
>everyone
unless you're underage and just had your first cup of coffe (which is probably the case), it doesn't have any noticable effect on blood pressure, or can even help to lower it long-term
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3284502/
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36316990/
and 500 mg (an equivalent to 5+ fricking cups, nothing to do with just drinking coffee) increased it by 4/3 mm Hg, which is nothing and actually reduced average heart rate, just with higher spikes, which has nothing to do with the heart rate starting elevated
similarly to blood pressure, it tends to lower resting heart rate long-term
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31062117/
>fat oxidation
>shut the frick up idiot
slight effect on fat oxidation is well sudied, you fricking mongoloid, so if anything, it would theoretically be beneficial for long-term energy expenditure, rather than cause anyone to gas out sooner, but in reality it won't do shit, maybe very slightly increase overall work done, because, unless overdosed to the point of severe jitters, which has nothing to do with regular coffee drinking, it's too mild to produce any drastic effects that influence extreme physical exertion and they are just self-sugestion
>long-term energy expenditure
we're talking about cardio at 100% intensity on the scale of minutes and I KNOW from long experience that stimulants damage this. wouldn't matter with you though as I could kill you with my bare hands too quickly for cardio to matter
>I'm invincible because I wrestled in highschool and it's so special
my fricking sides. get down to earth before someone smashes your teeth in
>who the frick gets elevated heart rate and blood pressure from coffee
everyone
>fat oxidation
shut the frick up idiot
OP here, disregard my post, I suck wieners
I’ll make some coffee now tv4
Already had my morning two cups. Will have two more cups tomorrow, and pretty much every day thereafter. Fricking love coffee brehs.
Maybe OP would be less c**ty and irritable if he had some coffee in the morning.
POST BODY homie
I just took a caffeine tablet. I'm going to have coffee at least twice today. I'm such a disappointment
Sitting on the shitter after my first cuppa here’s one for you anon
i enjoy my coffee very much thank you.
threads like this should be deleted.
Oh no, not judgement from a IST anon. I currently hold your opinions in such high regard so this is quite bothersome.
You just know this Israeli shill sipped Starbucks before he made this post.
I clean myself every day. Now you should have a nice day
Coffee is the seed oil of drinks
Absolutely pathethic
You are a seed oil of humanity
coffee is good for you, it's full of antioxidants and tastes great, you brown subhuman.
Never understood this one, I assume it's just trolling at this point.
Caffeine is good for you. Coffee is literally just water with antioxidants and caffeine. It's delicious and keeps you from being hungry, you are slightly more active and moving with it. Oh and plus it's a great excuse to go to a coffee shop and hit on the baristas. Not liking coffee means you're either gay or a teen.
Why would I want your respect?
I don't care if it's unhealthy, I will sip until the day I die
the problem is you're all going around hopped up on caffeine, steroids, obesity, scripts and whatever else, stupidity, pettiness, etc., and people like me have to suffer living around you disgusting trash
Suffer from what? Stay in your own lane
>I don’t like coffee because I’m a sissy who didn’t have a dad so I’m going to pretend it’s bad for you p.s. I also don’t like eggs beans milk or beef and drive a Subaru
>caffeine for sports
>amphetamines for studying
Screw your moronic opinions, I want to go through life like fricking blitzkrieg.
whoa, whoa. bro. wtf. what's your problem with my black bean morning juice?
if it's good enough for Pope Clement VIII, it's good enough for me, heathen.
please refrain from posting for two minutes. I am not yet finished with my cup
>t. highschooler jealously looking at his peers drinking coffee
>ITS SLOP I HATE YOU
It's funny how theanine is built into tea to balance its caffeine content
But you idiots think it's perfectly fine to isolate it from some Black person bean and basically mainline it into your system
Shit I'm country but you're all clowns. I thought city slickers were educated
I will drink one high quality cup of coffee every morning for the rest of my life, I will have no feeling of guilt and when I die I won't regret a single one of them. I don't spoil it with sugar and I only use a high quality product, I prepare it carefully, I even heat up the cup with warm water in order to keep the coffee hot for a longer time. When I go to bed at night I'm already looking forward to that beautiful cup of coffee in the morning to start my day. Maybe it's an addiction, I don't care. It's the only one I got.
>I will drink one high quality cup
Whatever delusion keeps you going bro
I prefer reality
>porn is okay in moderation
>alcohol is okay in moderation
>caffeine is okay in moderation
Whenever someone says "in moderation", it means they are too weak willed to just stop doing the thing, and are coping instead
>having to take a substance in order to do something as basic and fundamental as waking up
ngmi
Coffee drinking became a norm to keep the new urban classes, both labor and administrative, zooted and functioning in the shit environments that modern cities are
You gotta be out of your mind to drink this Black person slave shit
>to keep the new urban classes, both labor and administrative, zooted and functioning
you insinuate that it was planned by the government or some other power which is typical for people who can't get their lives together and desperately look for reasons why they are losers.
>inb4 stay a brainwashed wageslave
the thing is, I don't know if you're right or wrong, I don't think you are, but I also just don't care. I enjoy my cup of coffee in the morning and try to think about stuff that really concerns my life.
>you insinuate that
No I don't. Take your stupid pseud community college ass back to rddit
people have been using coffee for centuries, it literally grows on a plant bro. the same is true for nicotine plants which there is evidence has been used for 12 thousand years by humans. this is either bait or underage.
Go back 250 years and see how many commoners are having caffeine regularly.
Hint: it is not a lot
>you're low level trash
>mfw
If you don't drink coffee you're low level trash, I don't rate you I don't respect you
Clean yourself up, subhuman
Oh No!
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BUY VTUBER COFFEE
I like to eat the beans unground and become Cornholio.
I like my women how I like my coffee. White. I fricking hate coffee.
I like my coffee how I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer
Morning, I just had an espresso
Coffee is yummy and 1 or 2 cups a day is actually good for you.
Kek cry harder OP
As soon as I get back from work I'll prepare a delicious cup of italian mocha and I'll drink it with my loving gf.
I'll try to think about your post while I'll be sipping my 100% arabica cup ;^)
Was drinking 2-3 double expressos daily so gave up caffeine for Lent, had a headache the first 2 days, after that nothing
No other notable differences in my mood, sleep, etc.
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