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That guy looks like fricking Geiger Alien.
Every man should invest in a hand mirror to see what they really look like from a profile view. 8/10 times your hair looks like dogshit because you style it specifically to look good from the front, or your crown is thinning and you have zero clue until some random guy in public breaks the bad news to you
The video has half a million views in three weeks. There's a decent chance he'll end up seeing himself in the video eventually. Someone he knows will tell him about the video.
It's crazy how this isn't second-nature for most guys. I've been using a second mirror since jr high. Mainly because I have thick wavy hair that can look like a goofy mess if unmanaged. So I always pulled out a 2nd mirror to check myself from the sides and back.
Then I hear about guys who end up with full-on bald spots at their crowns and they don't even have any idea until someone snaps a photo and shows them. How can you be so self-unaware?
>tfw have a badass profile
>look like complete dogshit from front
>brown
Never gonna make it
I'm in a brown country
That’s even worse, but stay there please.
Are you scared of brown men stealing your women?
No one is scared of brown manlets rajesh.
Kek I'm not Indian, my parents are mostly Italian
Italians are brown anon especially southern italians.
I never said I was white
>sometimes they need to hear the truth, as painful as it can be
haha
paki
Chad tier beard
one time I was getting a haircut and the hairdresser asks me how I'd like the back cut. I just jokingly said "oh I don't care I can't see it anyway h-hehe" and she just looked at me and said that literally every single guy says the same thing. heh.
whats up with the bald demoralization threads lately, they have enough to worry about. Anyway, If i ever get bald I'll go stormare mode
Whether you shave it, grow it out, or take androgen-blockers like a troony, they're all copes. But this is the best cope imo. It's the most natural and least homosexual way to cope.
I bet breathing to you is just a way to hecking "cope" with the threat of oxygen deprivation. Not every mundane decision is born out of a terrible deficiency, you mentally warped tiktok troony.
>Accepting reality is coping
It's the opposite you inbred zoomer.
You don't know the meaning of cope moron.
Verification not required.
>i may be a bald ugly gremlin but at least im not homosexual!
damn the cope is sad
>whats up with the bald demoralization threads lately
this shit hole has been demoralization central for months and months now, this is why it went from being pretty active to almost completely dead with threads lasting more than three days
the literal brown subhuman that never lifted a barbel in their lives being those threads unironically won
Huh, are you saying all those tall dudes left because they were getting demoralized by manlet threads? Weird.
>months and months
>bald demoralization threads lately
newbies just out themselves these days
motherfricker Im here since 2012, if you dont agree the demoralization is at most 3 years old you are the biggest newbie here
compare this shit board during the zyzz or tinytrip era and today, the board is fricking dead
Demoralization threads have been here for a decade
Thank you Anon.
>2012
newbie
Anything post 2009 is a newbie and always will be a newbie.
t. Been on the chans since 2006
The ride never ends
This. Bald "demoralization" threads have appeared forever:
https://desuarchive.org/fit/search/text/bald/type/op/end/2013-01-01/
It's fragile manchildren whining about demoralization threads that are a more recent phenomenon. I wish they'd take their sissy selves and frick right off. Tired of their hall monitoring and no-fun'ing.
i will fully embrace Cecil mode if the day comes
This dude only gets away with it cuz his face looks like he gives coke to high school girls so it fits his image. Billy Zane for example looks like dogshit cuz "leading man looks" and "bald" clash. It's all about harmony.
What do you mean lately? homosexuals post about balding here all the time
i never get why stromare mode became popular. bald/buzz at least feels unbelievably and is almost no maintanance.
this on the other hand is showing off all what is lost while having the trouble of hair maintenance
Nice doubles. For me, it's not wanting to look like I'm in the Aryan brotherhood.
I'm like 80% of the way to Stormare mode, my hairline needs to go back an inch or two to fully achieve
it's not intentional though, I'm just too lazy to get a haircut
how bad is it with girls?
I'm only like 20% there and a girl that used to know me saw me again and started laughing pointing out my hairline asking me what happened to me
this was in public too
Unironically gets more pussy than Sam
Why is this dude in the gym? It has been long over for him
Some people aren't so deeply delusional and hopped up on Internet demoralization so they go ahead and do the best with what they have. Others still simply live their life and take whatever comes.
True
kys
source:
yfw Sam starts doing that homoerotic grunting right near your station. My wiener would get a good pump, ngl.
Why does he have the voice of a 40 yo?
rrrrrrhoids 😀
whells larry had deepest voice on the most gear and softened with cruising doses
Are yanks new to life? Men go bald. Doesn't look great, but beats wearing a hat inside like a child or getting cosmic surgery like a woman.
Omg do Americans really wear cloths over their skin while indoors? Good Queen almighty I can't even imagine! In bongarabia we don't wear any cloths indoors. No shirts, pants or socks indoors like the silly Americans manchild blokes across the pond. If my mate has a shaved bussy well blimey he has no right to hide it. Put it all on display for big bruv to see.
Terribly unfunny and I hate Br*ts.
Such hats are usually worn to protect from the sun. Its a sign of respect to remove your hat when indoors among men, but I wouldn't expect a mutt to know nor care. Just do the thing where you take pride in behaving like an ignorant, cultureless third-worlder.
I tell you who does like hats, the pakis that pimped out your little sister and 40,000 other children.
my father cursed my with balding anglo genes.
finasteride + minox have been keeping it at bay for 10 years now. im 37 with a full head of hair and i can’t tell you how good it feels to hairmog men my age. i STILL get flirted with by 22 year olds and i 100% know it would never happen if i was balding
>i can’t tell you how good it feels to hairmog men my age
Yikes dude.
The reality of Nordic genes. Typical Nordic skull
Looks unironically better on the right (could have been achieved with full head of hair as well of course).
emma watsons twin
grim
Probably the only pro of being a mixedcel, my dad is 50 with a head full of hair, I'm 26 with a full head of hair.
I get to enjoy white, black and indigenous genes.
failure timeline matthew mcconaughey
>be at gym
>minding own business
>swarthy smelly beast starts talking out of nowhere
>he's filming himself
>you're on camera
>oh well, who watches this guy anyway?
>half a million views
>oh well, I'm only in the background
>get posted on Ethiopian carpet weaving forum
haha how unfortunate
the random uncertainty of life is what led to our existence
Stop going to barbers, they're shit and don't have a clue about hair. Go to a hairdressers. You're trying to attract women so get a woman to cut it, you also get qts washing your hair.
nah depends entirely on the haircut. whenever i have been growing my hair 3-6 months etc and i want to maintain medium+ haircut, then i go to a female because they know how to work with scissor cuts and do all the layering etc. but arab barbers are pretty lit giving you a fresh fade fr fr. i went to a hairdresser first because i didnt trust arabs cutting my hair after 6 months of growing but now that im going for maintenance cuts every 4-6 weeks, i go to barbers because from this point they do well more or less better job at giving fresh taper fade and do some thinning for fraction of the price.
lmao, well done, that frame shot is so perfect.
in the actual vid, sam is totally oblivious to the guy's presence, but here it looks as if he's presenting a curiosity in the wild.
feel bad for the guy, tho. that's probably the one and only thing I wish sam wouldn't do - plant his camera tripod right smack bang in the faces of other people working out.
That boy has a serious brow ridge. His look is unique and the combover is fine. He’s probably recoil in horror if he saw this picture but honestly it’s a fine look
Eh, he has the kind of face and skull structure that wouldn't suffer terribly at all with a #1 buzz, which is why that ridiculous combover is so unfortunate.
he forehead-moggs
I like Sam, but I do wish he'd stop moving the camera around. At least then people can position themselves around it. If he moves it every 5 min, u cant really avoid it.