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I throw away junk food that my parents buy because I can't control myself. It either goes in the garbage or it goes in my stomach, simply leaving it alone is not an option in my mind.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pay for playboyplus subscription every 3 months. I can't stand porn or when women jerk off, it makes me too horny and I coom. But I watch hours and hours and hours of playboyplus vids. I usually have the same video on repeat for an hour until my cheekbones burn and my breathing is calm and steady. I do nothing else but stare at her and imagine I am a Byzantine Basileos with a garden full of beautiful nude women letting me drown my sorrow in their breasts.

    Bloodwork says I have superhuman test levels but that might just be because of the test c I'm pinning.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ate a donut

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to stop seeing the girl I've been dating for a few months over her soda habits. Not only is drinking soda absolutely disgusting and highlights a complete lack of impulse control, but she's actually gone out of her way to hide how much she drinks from me. She swears she "only" drinks 2-3 cans a day (a number which in her mind isn't a lot), but a couple weeks ago I found the secret bin where she puts her empties under her sink. It's literally hidden, it's a black container completely separate from her normal recycling tucked under a stack of towels.
    I went to her place this past Tuesday night and when I arrived the bin was practically empty. I left Wednesday morning, then got back to her place at 5 to go get dinner nearby. While she was in the bathroom I checked the bin, and it was literally overflowing from beneath the towels. There had to have been over a dozen new cans since the night before. This girl's apartment is tiny, I definitely would have seen if she was stashing a bag of loose cans somewhere. Not to mention the box of Cokes that had been on top of her fridge was conspicuously missing. Before we left I jokingly asked if she wanted a soda for the road since I typically tease her about her soda habit. She told me "no thanks, I've been trying to quit". Bullshit, and that was the last straw. I know it might seem unreasonable to break up with someone over something like this, and she really is a wonderful girl, but I can't imagine a future with someone who's going to eventually bloat up into a meatball from the constant soda intake.
    Is it worth coming up with an excuse when I eventually tell her I don't want to see her anymore? I feel like telling her to her face that it's over her soda addiction isn't going to end well, but at the same time I don't want to be dishonest with her.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lel sorry anon, is she attractive/nice at least?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >drinks around 1,000 empty calories a day

        attractive. That’s funny

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >drinks around 1,000 empty calories a day

        attractive. That’s funny

        She's actually very attractive (by my standards), and not fat at all. My worry is that she'd let herself go the second we formed a committed relationship, and I'm not wasting time on that.

        >but she's actually gone out of her way to hide how much she drinks from me.
        Shes lying to you. It seems like its silly to leave her but shes lying to you. It wont stop at soda.

        That also crossed my mind.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      tell her. pros:
      >honest
      >she gets to feel like the victim with all her normie friends because "imagine who would leave someone over soda"/"a difficult health problem instead of supporting his partner" etc

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      thank you fir this autistically detailed entertaining story

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but she's actually gone out of her way to hide how much she drinks from me.
      Shes lying to you. It seems like its silly to leave her but shes lying to you. It wont stop at soda.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give her an ultimatum. I'm an unironic chudcel but it sounds like a good idea if you're going to dump her anyway.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just give it to homeless people, nerdqueer.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking pathetic, wasting your parents money.

      they are terrible people regardless, so I don't feel bad about it at all

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yet they pay for your food, I can't imagine being so pathetic that you throw out food that someone else paid for instead of practicing a little self control. And if they don't pay for your food, that's even worse that you're throwing away food that isn't even bought for you. KYS moron, you'd be doing your parents and the world a favor.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >practicing a little self control
          Unless you're a boomer right? They you don't have to take responsibility for anything. DURR

          They don't pay for my food, they pay for their own junk food to gorge themselves with. If anything I'm doing them a favor. Funny how you homosexuals hate fat people eating garbage until it's muh precious parents being criticized. My parents are garbage subhuman degenerates who abused me my whole life anyway, they don't deserve anything good in their life.

          Grow up you parent woshipping normie homosexual.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            God damn you are pathetic, I sincerely hope you're trolling. I feel bad for your parents having such a degenerate loser fatass for a son.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You feel bad for two subhumans who abused their children their life? You don't have any argument because your brain is clouded by your own parent worshipping zealotry.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                And how do your parents feel about you? My little delicate incelleous flower. Did daddy touch you enough? Did mommy gib her special little man nuff kisses? Gonna cry about it? Piss your cummy wummy lil pants for mummy? you dummy? dumb ass? you have a problem moron? are you fricking special? Shut the frick up when men are talking. Didnt daddy and uncle teach you that lesson?

                >fat person wastes money on garbage
                >:(
                >fat *parent* wastes money on garbage
                >nooooooo not muh heckin mommy and daddy!!! they are le gods!!!

                lol pissed off the fatties. Fat fricks like you are subhuman. I'm sure your parents suck too but I'm not talking to them, I'm talking to nasty subhuman land whales. I really do enjoy making disgusting fatasses angry, hopefully one step closer to your inevitable anhero.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol keep seething homosexual

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Keep being a pathetic excuse for a man. It's sad how people like you end up with mental moronation due to lack of blood and oxygen getting to your brain because your arteries are so clogged. I actually get a lot of enjoyment from laughing at how pathetic fat people are. Stay fat though, I love how much better it makes me look by comparison.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gets butthurt because someone dared say something bad about mummy and daddy
                >gets called out for being moronic
                >LOL I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM, I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU THE WHOLE TIME

                One rep max bench?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not butthurt, I'm laughing at you and how pathetic you are. It's pretty entertaining how angry you're getting. Also I don't give a frick about your parents, I'm sure they are just as fat and pathetic as you are.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm 8% body fat, you probably do weigh less than me though, I don't doubt that.

                >avoids posting bench
                Lol scared little b***h? Afraid that a supossed fatass is going to outlift you?
                >8% bodyfat
                skinny DYEL b***h confirmed

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't give a frick about his parents but he really shouldn't waste food. Atleast donate it, fat homosexual.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I probably weigh less than you, b***h. Cry cry cry is all I see. Cope and seethe. Mald and cry. How much has roids shriveled your little penus wenus? Quite a lot judging by how harmed your ego is already. It’s a joke, not a dick, don’t take it so hard.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm 8% body fat, you probably do weigh less than me though, I don't doubt that.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure you are homosexual. You are one of the most insecure anons I’ve ever interacted with in 15 years of coming to this gay site. You make redditors look like chads by comparison. Ever thought about talking less and doing more?
                T. 185 lbs solid muscle

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              And how do your parents feel about you? My little delicate incelleous flower. Did daddy touch you enough? Did mommy gib her special little man nuff kisses? Gonna cry about it? Piss your cummy wummy lil pants for mummy? you dummy? dumb ass? you have a problem moron? are you fricking special? Shut the frick up when men are talking. Didnt daddy and uncle teach you that lesson?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fat person wastes money on garbage
          >:(
          >fat *parent* wastes money on garbage
          >nooooooo not muh heckin mommy and daddy!!! they are le gods!!!

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm losing hope.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't gone a single day without cooming for 2 months.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try 12 years.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking pathetic, wasting your parents money.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    NDErs say that we are eternal and will go to heaven unconditionally when we die. So there are no sins we need to confess.

    And NDEs are more real than this world, in every way. For instance, NDErs report expanded intelligence. One NDEr said that the greatest supergenius who ever lived, with the help of the greatest supercomputer of all time, would be immeasurably dwarfed by the intelligence she had access to while in the light, so much so that it would be closer and fairer to compare the intelligence of Einstein to that of an ant. Literally and seriously. And as another NDEr described their cognition during their life review:

    >"I looked up, and saw four translucent screens begin to appear - and form a kind of gigantic, cubed box all around me. It was through this method that I was shown my life review. Without ever having to turn my head, I panoramically saw my past, present, future - and there was even a screen behind me that displayed a tremendous amount of scientific data, numbers, symbols and universal codes. I was in complete amazement because (as all of this was occurring) I realized I understood absolutely everything I was seeing - even in the most microscopic detail! There seemed to be no limit to the thoughts I was able to think or the ideas I was able to absorb. In this space, what we tend to think of as a limited comprehension or single-mindedness here on Earth, becomes truly infinite and limitless here! I kept thinking over and over how true it is what they say: that when we go back home - we all really are of one mind!"

    From here: https://youtu.be/U00ibBGZp7o

    Another way NDEs are more real is how one NDEr said that he saw more than 80 new primary colors in the NDE world, compared to the 3 primary colors we have here.

    From here: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/mysteries-consciousness/202204/does-afterlife-obviously-exist

    So heaven is undeniably real.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The dog days of summer are getting to me and why I still bother dieting and lifting like an idiot. Thought I'd get a gf this year but so far nothing because I don't talk to any. I signed up for more hours at work because I have nothing else to do so might as well make money instead of sitting at home doing nothing.

    I met up with a friend for the first time in a while and the first thing he starts complaining about is how some girl keeps trying to talk to him. Considering not talking to him anymore. Maybe I'm just becoming bitter from a non existant social life

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I start to drink , I can't stop , shame on me...
    thanks the LORD for bringing me safely home...

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lifting
    >suddenly 3 chicks in my eyesight
    >one ugly
    >another was a thot
    >third one chubby
    >keep liftan anyway
    >suddenly some dyel skelly spoke to the thot
    >"hey mind if we turn the bench"
    >"uhh yeah ok whatever" said the girl while she was looking to the floor annoyed
    >keep liftan
    >doing curls
    >same thot girl does lat raises (kek) next to me
    >"mmm"
    >"hey , can I ask you a favor?" said without sounding like an aspie
    >thot eyes open widely, takes 5 seconds before replying, solid eye contact, she was red nervous
    >"s-sure what you need?"
    >"can you take me a pic while I lift?"
    >"ok, no prob"
    >her cellphone rangs, "hey mom i'm busy call you later"
    >"there you go, hope it's ok, or you wanna another? is it good?" it was like she was trying to get my approval
    >"nah, it's fine" I replied

    did it because i was bored and wanted the attention. girls really dig muscles and seem to be way more receptive than you think.

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