I hit a homeless guy with my car on my way back home from work last night. I was working night shift and it was like 3AM when I was driving back through this mostly abandoned industrial area. Suddenly this blurry shape dives out of an alley and I hear this loud thump and the sound of empty cans scattering everywhere. There was absolutely no time for me to react and I was already going 5 under the speed limit since it was dark. I slowed down and I see it's very clearly a dude lying on the ground illuminated in my taillights. Obviously homeless by his apparel and the big bag of cans, plus why else would he be here at 3AM. He wasn't moving and I just drove away and didn't look back. I haven't told anyone about this.
Congratulations idiot, now you've posted about it on a website that 100% works with law enforcement and can be easily archived by any fricking random homosexual on the internet. I hope the man's family sues you while you survive off of shitty ramen in prison and the homeless man's family blows it all on hedonistic bullshit and the homeless man eventually dies of a drug overdose, and then you exit prison permanently traumatized and ultimately nothing is truly accomplished.
That's weird if you're blood related but I have an adopted cousin who I would 100% smash if she ever came onto me and I had assurance no one in our family would ever find out
I bloatmaxxed too hard lads… currently about 135kg @ 6’5”. I just can’t stop eating and I'm not even strong. Luckily I hide it well until recently, look about 9 months pregnant (im not). Full time MMA practitioner muay thai and judo my favourite sports. Getting on the TRT soon through proper channels with bloods. I just can’t stop eating
My gf thinks I have body dysmorphia and thinks I should stop going to the gym. Is this a mind game or am I really risking something here? (I'm not big)
I'm drinking Miller as I read this. I'm using a party this weekend with friends as an excuse to get moronic with my calories even though it will inhibit my cut.
I shaved my butthole the other day and finally looked at my dirt star in the mirror today. Had no idea how dark my butthole was compared to the surrounding skin and am seriously considering an anal bleaching. Kinda wish I never took a peak. Now I'll have to go about my day knowing my butthole is dark.
Everyone looks like that, anon. You're not alone. We all have poopy buttholes. What are you going to bleach for? To spread your butthole open and show off how clean you are to your Mom or girl? Let it go, my man.
At least you don’t have butthole eyes. Worked with a guy that had weird dark skin around his eyes. Dubbed him “ butthole eyes “. That was his radio handle at work from that point on.
More than once I have found myself staring at women at the gym wearing sports bras and yoga pants. I know they only wear those to enhance their athletic performance and don't want guys staring, but not looking is so hard.
I’m in my early 30s and I’ve never been inside a gym. I know how pathetic it is, I’m emaciated rather than obese. But like what’s crippled the rest of my life, I’m just humiliated and terrified of how far behind I am to get the courage to do anything
I come here recently and try to get motivation seeing how fit everyone here is but my deranged brain can’t come over the social terror
I give fitness advice on here and to family and friends because I have great cardio and I’m a faster runner, and also my labs are basically perfect. But I’m clearly dyel because I lack the discipline to life weights simply because I find it mind numbingly boring. I wish I had more discipline to have the perfect physique
Im a weird dude. I like Hispanics, Arabs, Indians, natives, and I love Asians. But hod damn I really don’t like blacks or abos. I just think they’re ugly, dumb and criminals
Kinda dislike Indians but they’re fun guys, like Hispanics, love Asians, hate blacks and often hate anglos too. Also bloody disappointed in the celts so kinda hate those losers too
When I rented I poured so much shit down the sink anything from cooking oil, bacon grease, sand/dust from my dustpan, any chemicals even engine oil. I didn’t give a frick and would just run some hot water down the drain to reduce the chances of an immediate clog.
The drain only clogged once and the landlord had to pay to get it fixed. The plumber told me it was full of a “grease matrix” or something and that I had to stop putting oil and other stuff down the drain. He was clearly an alcoholic so I gave him some old shitty Michelob Light beer that was left in my house after a party (that I wouldn’t touch because I have tastebuds) and told him it’d be best to not tell the landlord that kek
Now that I own my house I wouldn’t dare do any of this although I have poured shit down the storm drain in front of my neighbour’s house at night. And it goes directly to fish habitat according to the signs. Frick fish.
No but good idea. a few years ago I bought an SKS packed in cosmoline. Had fun cleaning it up but ended up with a whole bunch of dirty mineral spirits. Did I filter it for reuse, take it to a hazardous waste disposal place or store it in another appropriate manner? None of the above. You guessed it: down the storm drain in front of the neighbour’s house it went! If I was renting I would have dumped it down the sink.
And when I change my oil on my car, I just park it on a street in another neighbourhood near a storm sewer and let it drain. Bonus is, it saves on disposal fees.
No but good idea. a few years ago I bought an SKS packed in cosmoline. Had fun cleaning it up but ended up with a whole bunch of dirty mineral spirits. Did I filter it for reuse, take it to a hazardous waste disposal place or store it in another appropriate manner? None of the above. You guessed it: down the storm drain in front of the neighbour’s house it went! If I was renting I would have dumped it down the sink.
And when I change my oil on my car, I just park it on a street in another neighbourhood near a storm sewer and let it drain. Bonus is, it saves on disposal fees.
I walked by a store at the mall today and thought the guy working there was cute. It made me realize I am so romantically lonely I'd probably turn gay if an attractive dude gave me attention. Trying to get a woman now seems like it's so hard and not even worth it. Not being in an intimate relationship for 33 years has kind of fricked with me. I've been on the "just work on yourself and the right girl will come along" meme for like the past 20 years.
Sometimes I go down into the basement to work out, but instead I just sit down hear picking my nose & browsing IST it makes my workouts take a lot longer than they need to
I quit my job about a year ago and haven't been able to afford much food while living in my mother's basement, I stopped lifting or doing anything physical and mostly played videogames in this time
I have a new job and am considering PEDs once I get my first paycheck
I'm sick of the jannies shitting up the board
Can they put jannies on here that actually care about fitness and not LGBT meme Jannies that sit on discord all day.
My sister and I did oral on each other when we were younger. We are close in age, like only 1.5 year apart, so we were both in our omega horny phase at the same time.
It didn't last too long, and we both agreed fricking would be way too much.
It's not something I'm proud of, but it happened.
Oh well, at least it improved my pussy eating game. So that's a plus.
I want a beautiful wife and have adjusted my entire life and shifted habits significantly to be better to find her, but I'm still afraid that I've waited too long and that I may end up alone forever.
I steal women's clothes from the gym lost and found and wear them in my home gym. I've been lifting for years so I'm pretty swole and I just rip the frick out of them like I'm some sort of pink Hulk.
What the frick am I even doing? I have a fiancee who would dump my ass if she found out.
>I started lifting because my ex broke up with me >9 months later I would still give everything I have to get her back
At least I put on some muscle right guys
I'm a dyel that just started lifting after lurking here like once every couple months since I started posting. I'm proud I got the motivation. On the other hand, I just fricking dropped a 115lb squat like a pussy yesterday and I want to put my head through the drywall I'm so angry about it.
Started doing mating press and prone bone (both to failure) with guys. I just like all the attention I get now that I'm fit, but I know it's a complete dead end life that isn't truly fulfilling and I can't get out of it. I just think about all of the sheer effort and annoyance just to get a woman to drink coffee and shit with you let alone progress further than that and how this basically bypasses all of that trash.
when i used to do bjj all the time i had abs, but i got a knee injury from a spastic white belt and it psyched me out of going, so i didn't go for a while and then the gym closed down.
i still work out at the gym, but i've put on way more weight since then, i was 185 at 6'3 and muscular, now i'm 240 and i feel like a tub of lard, but for what ever reason i struggle with weight loss like crazy. sometimes its because i get stomach pains from the supplements that i take because i experiment with a frick ton of supplements as a way of trying to treat my depression, and sometimes its just because i feel anxiety and then i stress eat. i'm ashamed of my self and i just want to be attractive again.
I am not on roids but I max out all machines at my gym
ppl tell I am strong but I am a fat frick
I dont have abs and can never take my shirt off
so this makes me a fraud
on the other hand, I dont give a frick about it
what gets me is that I have no contact with my family, nobody keeps in touch with me for more than 20 years
i have mother, father, brother and sisters and nobody know if I am alive or dead
If something really tragic or urgent happens to me, I have nobody to call
this haunts me. I have no support
I also dont have any friends. I know people but I cant consider nobody my friend
this is really scary,
it is scary because I know I will get old. I am planning this for when the time comes. I am 36 but when I start getting ill or some shit like a cancer develops I will auto delete myself. I have a plan already
now I am very healthy. 210lbs 6'2" full natty with popping veins.
but my social life is a void. No deeper connections. I had a gf for like 10 years but since we broke up I saw that I didnt really knew her.
I feel like a member of the human species with something missing in my brain. I am from a social species but I dont feel like belonging
weird shit man
the years also made me so sinical that some times I try to project my behavior to see if people perceive me as an butthole or not
I dont know... I didnt asked to be here in the circus but I will keep going until I can
That’s my problem too I eat a great breakfast, eat a healthy lunch and don’t bring any junk to snack on at work. Then I fricking gorge at night if I put my guard down. I was taking like 2 mg thc edibles (low dose in other words) a few times a week and quite because I couldn’t handle the munchies.
I'm still very much in love, or rather in love with the thought of, my ex girlfriend from two years ago.
She cheated on me, constantly lied, gaslit and manipulated me, berated and made me feel like a piece of shit.
Feels bad man.
My wife leaves little plastic strips left over from opening packages on the counter. It pisses me off so much that I silently collected them for a couple months and dumped the whole lot onto her pillow so she could enjoy the mess before going to bed. She learned her lesson.
My wife also used to leave cupboard doors open which drove me fricking insane, how lazy is that, so I put child locks on them higher than she could reach. After a few days she acquiesced and I won. The locks are still on them as a threat and reminder but we have had few mistakes since that time.
My roommate's shitty pitbull cross used to steal my food and beg constantly and the roommate never did anything about it despite my complaints. So one day I fed it lots of raisins and grapes, partly to harm it but also to see if this was actually a real hazard to dogs, and the dumb dog almost died. I couldn't admit to this so a lesson was never learned but it was nice to know I was the alpha dog even surreptitiously.
When I was a teenager the nearby convenience store was owned by brown people who would always make me uncomfortable by staring at me and accusing me of trying to steal. I went in on a hot day and squeezed about 100 chocolate bars and used a razor blade to cut open about 50 bags of chips, all undetected. Didn't cost them very much but it made me feel better.
Someone in my old neighborhood used to steal figs from my trees and also pick my strawberries near the road. I confronted them several times, once with video evidence, and they first denied it then told me to go frick myself. I knew they didn't have video surveillance so I waited almost a year until they went on vacation and I dumped 40 lbs of salt in their precious rhododendron garden. I would either pretend to knock on their door and throw pocketfuls of salt or walk my dog at night and dump salt hidden in dog shit bags. Their rhododendrons all died within a couple months. After trying to resod and replant they just spread riverstone.
I weigh 50 kilos for around 170cm of height and I have no interest in finding out the reason why. I'm also satisfied in my grocery bill and tired of eating all the time.
i had an ice cream today
I give advice here when I am only 145 lbs
I give advice here and i am 400 lbs 🙂
I hit a homeless guy with my car on my way back home from work last night. I was working night shift and it was like 3AM when I was driving back through this mostly abandoned industrial area. Suddenly this blurry shape dives out of an alley and I hear this loud thump and the sound of empty cans scattering everywhere. There was absolutely no time for me to react and I was already going 5 under the speed limit since it was dark. I slowed down and I see it's very clearly a dude lying on the ground illuminated in my taillights. Obviously homeless by his apparel and the big bag of cans, plus why else would he be here at 3AM. He wasn't moving and I just drove away and didn't look back. I haven't told anyone about this.
Frick em. You did the world a favor. Homeless are worthless pieces of shit.
How fast were you going?
40 MPH
rough
I hope this happened in minecraft otherwise the popo are gonna come a knockin'
Go to an IRL confession now if this isn't an e-LARP.
Congratulations idiot, now you've posted about it on a website that 100% works with law enforcement and can be easily archived by any fricking random homosexual on the internet. I hope the man's family sues you while you survive off of shitty ramen in prison and the homeless man's family blows it all on hedonistic bullshit and the homeless man eventually dies of a drug overdose, and then you exit prison permanently traumatized and ultimately nothing is truly accomplished.
I go to the gym to find wieners to suck not to actually work out
What gyms do you go to?
I am attracted to my cousin and have had intercourse with her.
I wish I could frick my cousins. Two of them are sisters and are smoking hot.
That's weird if you're blood related but I have an adopted cousin who I would 100% smash if she ever came onto me and I had assurance no one in our family would ever find out
t. Ahmad bin Isa
same but havent had intercourse with her.
I am going to make my move soon.
I'm bald and I tell people in threads that Creatine doesn't cause hairloss because I've been on it for years and haven't lost shit.
I bloatmaxxed too hard lads… currently about 135kg @ 6’5”. I just can’t stop eating and I'm not even strong. Luckily I hide it well until recently, look about 9 months pregnant (im not). Full time MMA practitioner muay thai and judo my favourite sports. Getting on the TRT soon through proper channels with bloods. I just can’t stop eating
My gf thinks I have body dysmorphia and thinks I should stop going to the gym. Is this a mind game or am I really risking something here? (I'm not big)
gotta understand that this website gives you body dysmorphia, small to IST is pretty big to normal functional human beings
Ate an entire 800cal chocolate bunny on Tuesday. No I don't regret it.
I was about to binge on Boston cream donuts but I held myself back. Feels good bros
When I race kids I kick dirt in their face from my start and leave them in the dust
I have an above average penis and have never had complaints, but I'm into SPH
Same here, and I can't figure out where the damn kink came from.
I'm drinking Miller as I read this. I'm using a party this weekend with friends as an excuse to get moronic with my calories even though it will inhibit my cut.
I shaved my butthole the other day and finally looked at my dirt star in the mirror today. Had no idea how dark my butthole was compared to the surrounding skin and am seriously considering an anal bleaching. Kinda wish I never took a peak. Now I'll have to go about my day knowing my butthole is dark.
Everyone looks like that, anon. You're not alone. We all have poopy buttholes. What are you going to bleach for? To spread your butthole open and show off how clean you are to your Mom or girl? Let it go, my man.
why would you dissuade the possibility of being able to watch anon dunk his ass into a tub full of bleach
Because lifting others up makes me feel better than acting like a horses ass.
At least you don’t have butthole eyes. Worked with a guy that had weird dark skin around his eyes. Dubbed him “ butthole eyes “. That was his radio handle at work from that point on.
ate a bag of hot honey chips yeterday
i didnt eat any other carbs for the day but still, ate at maintenance instead of cutting
sorry bros...
I was an ego lifter.
3 cokes and maccys today. FACK
I do knee pushups like a girl because I feel like full weight pushups would make me too sore for the next following days / weeks.
Why don't you just order a maid's outfit and thigh highs on Amazon already
More than once I have found myself staring at women at the gym wearing sports bras and yoga pants. I know they only wear those to enhance their athletic performance and don't want guys staring, but not looking is so hard.
im 32 yo khhv
I’m in my early 30s and I’ve never been inside a gym. I know how pathetic it is, I’m emaciated rather than obese. But like what’s crippled the rest of my life, I’m just humiliated and terrified of how far behind I am to get the courage to do anything
I come here recently and try to get motivation seeing how fit everyone here is but my deranged brain can’t come over the social terror
You could always start working out at home. just start doing pushups and pull/chinups until you gain the confidence to start going to the gym
I will never cut.
I give fitness advice on here and to family and friends because I have great cardio and I’m a faster runner, and also my labs are basically perfect. But I’m clearly dyel because I lack the discipline to life weights simply because I find it mind numbingly boring. I wish I had more discipline to have the perfect physique
I'm so fricking racist bros. Mainly against blacks and women
Im a weird dude. I like Hispanics, Arabs, Indians, natives, and I love Asians. But hod damn I really don’t like blacks or abos. I just think they’re ugly, dumb and criminals
Kinda dislike Indians but they’re fun guys, like Hispanics, love Asians, hate blacks and often hate anglos too. Also bloody disappointed in the celts so kinda hate those losers too
When I rented I poured so much shit down the sink anything from cooking oil, bacon grease, sand/dust from my dustpan, any chemicals even engine oil. I didn’t give a frick and would just run some hot water down the drain to reduce the chances of an immediate clog.
The drain only clogged once and the landlord had to pay to get it fixed. The plumber told me it was full of a “grease matrix” or something and that I had to stop putting oil and other stuff down the drain. He was clearly an alcoholic so I gave him some old shitty Michelob Light beer that was left in my house after a party (that I wouldn’t touch because I have tastebuds) and told him it’d be best to not tell the landlord that kek
Now that I own my house I wouldn’t dare do any of this although I have poured shit down the storm drain in front of my neighbour’s house at night. And it goes directly to fish habitat according to the signs. Frick fish.
Ever clean paint brushes into that storm drain? Why not?
No but good idea. a few years ago I bought an SKS packed in cosmoline. Had fun cleaning it up but ended up with a whole bunch of dirty mineral spirits. Did I filter it for reuse, take it to a hazardous waste disposal place or store it in another appropriate manner? None of the above. You guessed it: down the storm drain in front of the neighbour’s house it went! If I was renting I would have dumped it down the sink.
And when I change my oil on my car, I just park it on a street in another neighbourhood near a storm sewer and let it drain. Bonus is, it saves on disposal fees.
Man you're a fricking turd, I love it.
c**t
Ummmm hello based department?
Absolute geezer bruv.
Black person alert
I walked by a store at the mall today and thought the guy working there was cute. It made me realize I am so romantically lonely I'd probably turn gay if an attractive dude gave me attention. Trying to get a woman now seems like it's so hard and not even worth it. Not being in an intimate relationship for 33 years has kind of fricked with me. I've been on the "just work on yourself and the right girl will come along" meme for like the past 20 years.
Sometimes I go down into the basement to work out, but instead I just sit down hear picking my nose & browsing IST it makes my workouts take a lot longer than they need to
I quit my job about a year ago and haven't been able to afford much food while living in my mother's basement, I stopped lifting or doing anything physical and mostly played videogames in this time
I have a new job and am considering PEDs once I get my first paycheck
I'm fat and dyel and Larp as strong and fit
I ate 4 mini cinnamon rolls last night and lowered my calorie deficit from 750 to 350.
chomp :3
Padre, during bulking season I let myself go like K Fed. Back on the grind tho
My dad fricked me while I was asleep
I'm russnyan if that helps?
Gross. I'm sorry dude/dudette
I hurt my back squatting 1 plate.
i hurt mine deadlifting one, still haven't recovered a year later
I'm sick of the jannies shitting up the board
Can they put jannies on here that actually care about fitness and not LGBT meme Jannies that sit on discord all day.
I drink black coffee and edge every morning for 30-45 minutes, often to traps but not always. I then go about my day. I never release.
I can't stop thinking about her
I fricked up
My sister and I did oral on each other when we were younger. We are close in age, like only 1.5 year apart, so we were both in our omega horny phase at the same time.
It didn't last too long, and we both agreed fricking would be way too much.
It's not something I'm proud of, but it happened.
Oh well, at least it improved my pussy eating game. So that's a plus.
I told my crush I was 20% BF but I am actually way higher than that
I almost fell over squatting 165lbs last night. I am growing increasingly scared of squatting heavier and might substitute it for something else.
im a Christgay but I've been a complete fricking horndog on dating apps.
I want a beautiful wife and have adjusted my entire life and shifted habits significantly to be better to find her, but I'm still afraid that I've waited too long and that I may end up alone forever.
I steal women's clothes from the gym lost and found and wear them in my home gym. I've been lifting for years so I'm pretty swole and I just rip the frick out of them like I'm some sort of pink Hulk.
What the frick am I even doing? I have a fiancee who would dump my ass if she found out.
>I started lifting because my ex broke up with me
>9 months later I would still give everything I have to get her back
At least I put on some muscle right guys
Got broken up with, now don't feel like eating. Seems like a plus to me.
I've been lifting for almost 6 years and I haven't gotten past a 65kg squat
Probably gonna binge on 6k calories today
a chubby israeli girl took my virginity (premarital)
I'm a dyel that just started lifting after lurking here like once every couple months since I started posting. I'm proud I got the motivation. On the other hand, I just fricking dropped a 115lb squat like a pussy yesterday and I want to put my head through the drywall I'm so angry about it.
i have to postpone my fast to monday.
i have been postponing my weightloss for 18 years now or something like that.
Started doing mating press and prone bone (both to failure) with guys. I just like all the attention I get now that I'm fit, but I know it's a complete dead end life that isn't truly fulfilling and I can't get out of it. I just think about all of the sheer effort and annoyance just to get a woman to drink coffee and shit with you let alone progress further than that and how this basically bypasses all of that trash.
I ate so much ice cream over a year that I now have high (259) triglycerides
Cholesterol and ldl went down bur tris up
No more Hagen Dais fattie
I don't bench and I know I need to but I'm embarssed of my weak ass bench.
Can you do 1 plate (135)? If so it's not over, just pretend you are warming up and do normal sets
I can do about 180. Maybe 200 for 1rm.
I feel like I never got brakes so I never give them. I kinda care but only enough to post hre
when i used to do bjj all the time i had abs, but i got a knee injury from a spastic white belt and it psyched me out of going, so i didn't go for a while and then the gym closed down.
i still work out at the gym, but i've put on way more weight since then, i was 185 at 6'3 and muscular, now i'm 240 and i feel like a tub of lard, but for what ever reason i struggle with weight loss like crazy. sometimes its because i get stomach pains from the supplements that i take because i experiment with a frick ton of supplements as a way of trying to treat my depression, and sometimes its just because i feel anxiety and then i stress eat. i'm ashamed of my self and i just want to be attractive again.
I sat on a vibrator and jerked off for 6 hours today, is that cardio?
I am not on roids but I max out all machines at my gym
ppl tell I am strong but I am a fat frick
I dont have abs and can never take my shirt off
so this makes me a fraud
on the other hand, I dont give a frick about it
what gets me is that I have no contact with my family, nobody keeps in touch with me for more than 20 years
i have mother, father, brother and sisters and nobody know if I am alive or dead
If something really tragic or urgent happens to me, I have nobody to call
this haunts me. I have no support
I also dont have any friends. I know people but I cant consider nobody my friend
this is really scary,
it is scary because I know I will get old. I am planning this for when the time comes. I am 36 but when I start getting ill or some shit like a cancer develops I will auto delete myself. I have a plan already
now I am very healthy. 210lbs 6'2" full natty with popping veins.
but my social life is a void. No deeper connections. I had a gf for like 10 years but since we broke up I saw that I didnt really knew her.
I feel like a member of the human species with something missing in my brain. I am from a social species but I dont feel like belonging
weird shit man
the years also made me so sinical that some times I try to project my behavior to see if people perceive me as an butthole or not
I dont know... I didnt asked to be here in the circus but I will keep going until I can
I did some squat workouts wearing a thong.
I only had a single avocado for lunch. The. For dinner thr kids wanted Wendy's. Normally I just get chicken nuggets but today I pigged out.
Baconator
Crispy Chicken Sandwhich
Large Fry
Large Orange Soda (only drank half)
Autocorrect changed pigged to pegged which is what I did to my cut tonight. Worst part, I'm on a low dose of tirz. So now I'm sick to my stomach.
Cut resumes tomorrow. Will go on an extended run and do some yard work to right the ship.
That’s my problem too I eat a great breakfast, eat a healthy lunch and don’t bring any junk to snack on at work. Then I fricking gorge at night if I put my guard down. I was taking like 2 mg thc edibles (low dose in other words) a few times a week and quite because I couldn’t handle the munchies.
Damn that looks good right now
I'm still very much in love, or rather in love with the thought of, my ex girlfriend from two years ago.
She cheated on me, constantly lied, gaslit and manipulated me, berated and made me feel like a piece of shit.
Feels bad man.
I once came in a river and fish ate the coomies
My wife leaves little plastic strips left over from opening packages on the counter. It pisses me off so much that I silently collected them for a couple months and dumped the whole lot onto her pillow so she could enjoy the mess before going to bed. She learned her lesson.
My wife also used to leave cupboard doors open which drove me fricking insane, how lazy is that, so I put child locks on them higher than she could reach. After a few days she acquiesced and I won. The locks are still on them as a threat and reminder but we have had few mistakes since that time.
My roommate's shitty pitbull cross used to steal my food and beg constantly and the roommate never did anything about it despite my complaints. So one day I fed it lots of raisins and grapes, partly to harm it but also to see if this was actually a real hazard to dogs, and the dumb dog almost died. I couldn't admit to this so a lesson was never learned but it was nice to know I was the alpha dog even surreptitiously.
When I was a teenager the nearby convenience store was owned by brown people who would always make me uncomfortable by staring at me and accusing me of trying to steal. I went in on a hot day and squeezed about 100 chocolate bars and used a razor blade to cut open about 50 bags of chips, all undetected. Didn't cost them very much but it made me feel better.
Someone in my old neighborhood used to steal figs from my trees and also pick my strawberries near the road. I confronted them several times, once with video evidence, and they first denied it then told me to go frick myself. I knew they didn't have video surveillance so I waited almost a year until they went on vacation and I dumped 40 lbs of salt in their precious rhododendron garden. I would either pretend to knock on their door and throw pocketfuls of salt or walk my dog at night and dump salt hidden in dog shit bags. Their rhododendrons all died within a couple months. After trying to resod and replant they just spread riverstone.
I weigh 50 kilos for around 170cm of height and I have no interest in finding out the reason why. I'm also satisfied in my grocery bill and tired of eating all the time.