>convinced my homely slightly autistic gf to come lift with me
>she actually likes it and enjoys the progress
>fast forward two months
>she has been getting steady gains
>caught her mirin' herself in the mirror at the gym yesterday
>"I can't believe this is my body. I never imagined I could look like this"
>tfw
I am looking forward to a year or so in the future when she has a spanking body while still being the autistic nerd I know and love.
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WAGMI bro
It's fricking great.
Even more so when she finishes her set and I immediately go to warmup with her max. The look she sends me when I remind her of this is priceless.
making it, nice
Now she's out of your league and will leave you
Good Job bro
Just be careful to not let her get stolen by a Chad in the gym. (It happened to me)
I am one of the biggest dudes in the gym.
I am also a huge dork, which is why I'm with her.
Fat autistic frick=beta
You're LARPing as a Chad on a mongolian basketweaving forum in a pathetic attempt to make a settled man insecure.
Time for introspection, anon.
Is that the secret to land autistic shy gothic girls?
Do I have to be a huge dork?
I guess. Don't make lifting your personality, and show you're actually invested in something niche and slightly awkward without being embarrassed about it.
For goth girls, having shitty taste in metal bands might also help.
Sure buddy
Post body
No.
>Biggest in the gym so he says
>too scared to post body
Alright bud, or should I say mister "biggest in the gym"
I've been on IST since its inception. I know what happens when I post body - I could be Henry Cavill and homies would do nothing but laugh at my tiny hands.
I have nothing to prove to you.
>I know what happens when I post body
cause you're small
I am the smallest. Tiniest fricking dude you've ever seen. I make 5'11 look tall. Asian men laugh at the size of my penis. Which is why I'm completely comfortable bringing my qt3.14 to the gym and improving her looks in front of giant, toned men.
Ah another beta look maxing her gf for my Chad wiener. Ultimate form of cuckold.
how did you find an autistic nerd gf?
WAGMI
Make autistic dude friends with equally autistic sisters, and hook up with the sister's friends.
cool
lol she is gonna leave you when she realizes her worth
She's never gonna get anyone as good as me again.
This is the plan. I've bestowed this beautiful gift upon a few people thus far and it's so amazing. That moment when I watched my friend hit 220 on the DL for the first time... priceless.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You fricked up