Corey Taylor

This is what a 50-year old man looks like after 30 years of plant-based diet and heavy drug abuse.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I DID MY TIME

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice, I heard the lyrics in my head

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like Chester Bennington if Chester had done steroids

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the funny shit is he's really not that muscular, just has a massive fricking neck

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?!

  4. 10 months ago
    BD

    I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Butthole

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5'7
    we won short masked kings

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a 50 year old man tbh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ahem

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No one has ever lived to 50 on an omnivorous diet

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wont lie though, he looks great, all those years of jumping around like a moron have paid off

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Out of all the other Gen X 90s rockers he's doing okay.

    Most of them turned into skinny fat or just regular fat tubs of shite.

    shame that he expressed his mid-life crisis by just wearing fedoras and carrying a WWE belt around and appearing in nostalgia critic's The Wall.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      reznor being a true gigachad by pretty much every metric but also writing NIN lyrics will always be funny to me

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but also writing NIN lyrics
        They're really not that bad at all, compared to other band's lyrics they wrote as teenager and 20 year olds, plus he made that transition from druggie goth twink to sober middle aged chad.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gigachad
        >trans rights blm homosexual
        okay

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
      THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      who's the guy on the right?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they replace the drug induced dopamine rush with junk food?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        honestly yeah, it's why loads of smokers get fat when they quit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what body type is MM?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, it's that guy from that one Nostalgis Critic video

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Stone Sour

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's always looked funny being extremely skinnu with a massive fricking neck.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >batman shirt
    Do manchildren really?

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