Honestly, as long as you don't let him jump on you and grapple on you you still have a chance. If you Falcon punch him good enough he's probably lose his motivation to mess with you
Why would it be so hard to fight a chimp? They have no modern fighting techniques. They are stronger pound for pound than the average man but if you can hit 1/2/3/4 you are probably of comparable strength to a chimp because they are smaller. The only real advantage I can think they might have is aggression and fangs.
They have no fear and can deglove your face. The only way i see someone winning is if they have high ground and repeatedly kick the chimp in the face when he starts climbing up.
Animals are stronger and more aggressive because they have lesser wills. Our capability for reason and papered lives inhibits our intuition and capability for brutality. An adult chimp has participated in gang warfare quite a bit while you have only gotten frustrated with a walgreens employee. Im telling you, even if you just found out your wife/gf cheated on you the chimp would probably still be 4x more aggro. But if you somehow found a way to match it and had high ground like i said, I think you could win.
A large chimp can weight 70kg, have muscles twice as powerful as yours per pound, while being extremely fit. A chimp like that could rip Tyson to pieces.
Chimps are short and bent over, can't really punch them the way you'd punch another boxer who's about as tall as you and standing upright. Then again Mike liked to come in low.
Chimps only have pulling strength so as long as you don't let them grab you you're good.
If you're on a field you can also throw rocks. And while they have fangs our teeth are also nothing to sneeze at, most humans are just conditioned not to bite full force.
A chimpanzee's rage knows no bounds and they do not 'fight' the same way humans fight.
Two guys scrapping on the street and we bash eachother up a bit until one submits and that's it. We have a gentleman's code, even thugs.
A chimpanzee does not fight and it does not have a gentleman's code on honour, the chimp's intent is to destroy you. Goodbye fingers, dick, balls, and face.
These mother frickers can sprint VERTICALLY up trees and do not get tired.
Not only would a chimp annihilate you in a fight, it would neutralise 50+ of you in a row.
Humans literally have the best endurance and stamina out of any megafauna on the planet. It's how we evolved to fight, moron. The chimp would get tired way faster than any human who has decent cardio
>Two guys scrapping on the street and we bash eachother up a bit until one submits and that's it. We have a gentleman's code
Okay but what about a black guy ?
Yeah? You just punch it in the face until it's dead.
Like 2-3 punches and it's having seizures on the ground from the concussion you just gave it.
It's just a monkey you could probably shatter it's skull with a single elbow.
I am much stronger than a chimp, but I am also larger (obviously). While a chimp is small, incredibly strong for its size, fast, agile, and has sharp claws and giant fangs.
If the chimp needs help moving a log? I can do better than a chimp.
Chimps are going to rip your balls and dick off and they will claw your eyes out. Any human who says they can win bare handed is a fricking moron who is overestimating their capability
bare hand fight, no chance in hell.
With a minigun? Yes.
Honestly, as long as you don't let him jump on you and grapple on you you still have a chance. If you Falcon punch him good enough he's probably lose his motivation to mess with you
All of IST vs one chimp? Yeah I think we could do it.
Why would it be so hard to fight a chimp? They have no modern fighting techniques. They are stronger pound for pound than the average man but if you can hit 1/2/3/4 you are probably of comparable strength to a chimp because they are smaller. The only real advantage I can think they might have is aggression and fangs.
They have no fear and can deglove your face. The only way i see someone winning is if they have high ground and repeatedly kick the chimp in the face when he starts climbing up.
What if the human was extremely aggressive? Like taking some cheque drops first.
Animals are stronger and more aggressive because they have lesser wills. Our capability for reason and papered lives inhibits our intuition and capability for brutality. An adult chimp has participated in gang warfare quite a bit while you have only gotten frustrated with a walgreens employee. Im telling you, even if you just found out your wife/gf cheated on you the chimp would probably still be 4x more aggro. But if you somehow found a way to match it and had high ground like i said, I think you could win.
Forget about a IST user's aggressiveness, what about a lifelong convict then?
A large chimp can weight 70kg, have muscles twice as powerful as yours per pound, while being extremely fit. A chimp like that could rip Tyson to pieces.
>have muscles twice as powerful as yours per pound
well, its more like theirs are on/off and ours are dimmer switches
So what if the human was twice as strong as average? A quarter of IST could qualify as that.
Realistically in the wild chimps don't really mess with humans, our height advantage makes us too intimidating.
>have muscles twice as powerful as yours per pound
It's more like 20-30% more powerful pound for pound.
Peak Tyson (with some grappling training) would have a decent chance IMO.
Tyson probably could knock out an average chimp, I mean they're not terminators either. The moment he grapples however you're fricked.
Chimps are short and bent over, can't really punch them the way you'd punch another boxer who's about as tall as you and standing upright. Then again Mike liked to come in low.
>A chimp like that could rip Tyson to pieces.
says you
Sorry, I meant to say
>it could thip Mike Thyson to pietheth
if they didnt have the teeth, maybe
You have a range and weight advantage so you have to punch and kick him repeatedly.
If he manages to hug around you, he is gonna rip you apart
It's uncanny how much ape like we look.
Chimps only have pulling strength so as long as you don't let them grab you you're good.
If you're on a field you can also throw rocks. And while they have fangs our teeth are also nothing to sneeze at, most humans are just conditioned not to bite full force.
>just don't let the four-handed tree climbing high jumper with moron strength and the running speed of Usain Bolt grab you
they have weak legs. figure-4-leglock and they tap out
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mp1JmK-1Rcg
A chimpanzee's rage knows no bounds and they do not 'fight' the same way humans fight.
Two guys scrapping on the street and we bash eachother up a bit until one submits and that's it. We have a gentleman's code, even thugs.
A chimpanzee does not fight and it does not have a gentleman's code on honour, the chimp's intent is to destroy you. Goodbye fingers, dick, balls, and face.
These mother frickers can sprint VERTICALLY up trees and do not get tired.
Not only would a chimp annihilate you in a fight, it would neutralise 50+ of you in a row.
Humans literally have the best endurance and stamina out of any megafauna on the planet. It's how we evolved to fight, moron. The chimp would get tired way faster than any human who has decent cardio
>I'm sure to win because I can jog for longer periods
>just gotta outlast this chimp, he'll tire any second
meanwhile you're down three fingers, one ball, and half your face skin
ok but the question was to fight them, not run away from them.
Human cardio (you’re referring to jogging lol, dumb dickhead) is not the same as 1v1ing a chimp that’s trying to kill you.
Seems like we have a lot of dumb homosexuals online today.
>Two guys scrapping on the street and we bash eachother up a bit until one submits and that's it. We have a gentleman's code
Okay but what about a black guy ?
I feel like I could probably beat a chimp if I had a baseball bat.
chimps literally try to rip your balls off in fights
Yeah? You just punch it in the face until it's dead.
Like 2-3 punches and it's having seizures on the ground from the concussion you just gave it.
It's just a monkey you could probably shatter it's skull with a single elbow.
Supposing i had a pointed stick?
maybe some halfthor brian shaw sized dude could defeat an early adolecent chimp
I could seduce it.
Nah, I'd win.
yeah im just built different like that
You must become the chimp and fight dirty. Shank any chimp that dares to fight you unarmed.
No. They have natural weapons and I don't.
I am much stronger than a chimp, but I am also larger (obviously). While a chimp is small, incredibly strong for its size, fast, agile, and has sharp claws and giant fangs.
If the chimp needs help moving a log? I can do better than a chimp.
If a chimp wants to fight me? I'm fricked.
Chimps are going to rip your balls and dick off and they will claw your eyes out. Any human who says they can win bare handed is a fricking moron who is overestimating their capability
Joke's on them, my dick and balls retreat so far into my body that they are impossible to grab.
If i have a rock then yes.
why do morons seem to think monkeys are some sort of super mutants or something, they're like little weak manlets
No fricking way those creatures would tear the frick out of you