He's already moronic, why does he need more brain damage? Boxing is moronic. Why would you voluntarily get punched in the face multiple times to "feel tough"
Nah... he looks like an aging twink that stumbled into a heterosexual marriage by mistake. If he lifted, he would have just become a power bottom and they are insufferable.
It makes sense from a philosophical standoint as a large part in the structure of domimance heirarchies is leaving a heirarchy at the top and joining an other at the bottom. Think of a man like jeff bezos, you could make the argument that he's a beta or that he's an alpha depending on what factors you choose to apply. When looking at the totality of his circumstance you could say that he has transcended most dominance heirarchies through cunning, industry, and perceverance, and then you would assign the term sigma to that position on the chart.
The reality about dominance structures is that the alpha, beta, etc. are just words that describe position and could easily be replaced by numbers, but people cling to them because "muh wolf" and make it their personality. Someone is getting pushed out of a group for being a gay and instead of realizing they have no place in that specific group they decide to withdraw from society as a whole and say that they're a sigma as a cope for their exclusion.
Jeefy Bezos literally gets fricked by transexual men and gets off on deep humilliation on ~~*their parties*~~, while working relentlessly a life in which each every grueling living moment is a deeper level of slavery than what people in ancient ages could imagine. His thought aren't his own, his actions aren't his own, he has no agency, autonomy, or the freedom to step out of his role unscathed.
In exchange, he gets some funny printed papers that allow him to get spacious houses, furniture, and stuff he probably doesn't appreciate or get to use at all, though he probably already considers the kinky stuff a reward. He's way more fricked than OP, you, me, or a hobo. He's at the top of the material pyramid, while being at the absolute bottom at the 'other' pyramid
There’s literally nothing wrong with this chart. This is called compromise. It’s a fun way to engage doing chores. Because let’s face it, us men really don’t hold up our end of the bargain and tend to be very lazy and selfish when it comes to doing chores. My ex used a similar chart with me, but she didn’t like giving oral sex so instead of BJs as a reward I got to look at her naked when she came out the shower if I vacuumed and dusted the condo 5 times.
>instead of BJs as a reward I got to look at her naked when she came out the shower if I vacuumed and dusted the condo 5 times.
It was a solid baitpost but this part at the end really gave it away. You really flew too close to the sun
>There’s literally nothing wrong with this chart. This is called compromise. It’s a fun way to engage doing chores. Because let’s face it, us men really don’t hold up our end of the bargain and tend to be very lazy and selfish when it comes to doing chores. My ex used a similar chart with me, but she didn’t like giving oral sex so instead of BJs as a reward I got to look at her naked when she came out the shower if I vacuumed and dusted the condo 5 times.
all i saw was the number of replies and all I gotta say is very well done. very subtly made the post look like a reddit comment, and on top of that threw an off the dome example in that should've been a clear trolling flag, yet you still caught a number of people
9.5/10, -0.5 for the example being a bit too easy to decipher
This is easy. Drink A LOT of water, you will take a piss far more than 6 times a week, put the toilet seat down and she'll have to shut her yapper permanently. If the hag ever decides to try and speak to you, just slowly shake your head in silence, walk down into the living room and tap your finger on the towering amount of Peppa Pig stickers you have accumulated on the "put toilet seat down" row. Bonus points for throwing up onto your own carpet and making her suck your dick.
Easy way to change the power dynamic, no lifting needed.
I insist on putting both seats down to stop the toilet gas escaping when you flush. Plus they have to interact with it if they want to use it and if they're a lazy c**t they'll get snippy about it and then you can just bail on them.
He deserved it all and more for marrying such a woman. >No nagging for a week
A wife of noble character is her husband's crown, but a disgraceful wife is like decay in his bones.
Proverbs 12:4
A nagging wife is like the dripping of a leaky roof in a rainstorm.
Stopping her is like trying to stop the wind. It’s like trying to grab olive oil with your hand.
Proverbs 27:15-16
It’s better to live alone in the desert than with a quarrelsome, complaining wife.
Proverbs 21:9
Checked hitler
Unfortunately proverbs is passé in today’s feminist doctrine. You can read wild at heart but that is it. You read it and get those ideas right out if your head, slave.
>picks up heavy object
>thinks he is badass
No, fighting would, join a boxing gym.
>boxing gym
Just give her a haymaker when dinner's late
He's already moronic, why does he need more brain damage? Boxing is moronic. Why would you voluntarily get punched in the face multiple times to "feel tough"
You dont feel tough, you are.
there is no way that the hormones from physical activity would let him fall into the state he's in that picture
It doesn't say who's puke it has to be.
>develop bulimia
>free bjs4lyfe
Nah... he looks like an aging twink that stumbled into a heterosexual marriage by mistake. If he lifted, he would have just become a power bottom and they are insufferable.
Aside from how moronic the whole alpha, beta, etc. shit is, sigma has got to be the biggest fricking cope out there lmao.
It makes sense from a philosophical standoint as a large part in the structure of domimance heirarchies is leaving a heirarchy at the top and joining an other at the bottom. Think of a man like jeff bezos, you could make the argument that he's a beta or that he's an alpha depending on what factors you choose to apply. When looking at the totality of his circumstance you could say that he has transcended most dominance heirarchies through cunning, industry, and perceverance, and then you would assign the term sigma to that position on the chart.
The reality about dominance structures is that the alpha, beta, etc. are just words that describe position and could easily be replaced by numbers, but people cling to them because "muh wolf" and make it their personality. Someone is getting pushed out of a group for being a gay and instead of realizing they have no place in that specific group they decide to withdraw from society as a whole and say that they're a sigma as a cope for their exclusion.
I don’t hang onto alpha beta because muh wolf. I hang onto them because my monke, get it right moron.
midwits and low iqs can’t see the forest for the trees
Jeefy Bezos literally gets fricked by transexual men and gets off on deep humilliation on ~~*their parties*~~, while working relentlessly a life in which each every grueling living moment is a deeper level of slavery than what people in ancient ages could imagine. His thought aren't his own, his actions aren't his own, he has no agency, autonomy, or the freedom to step out of his role unscathed.
In exchange, he gets some funny printed papers that allow him to get spacious houses, furniture, and stuff he probably doesn't appreciate or get to use at all, though he probably already considers the kinky stuff a reward. He's way more fricked than OP, you, me, or a hobo. He's at the top of the material pyramid, while being at the absolute bottom at the 'other' pyramid
Leave and leave as quickly as possible.
Look at his eyes, he is already completely defeated.
With the exception of the eyebrows all of those eyes look the same to me, is it my autism?
There’s literally nothing wrong with this chart. This is called compromise. It’s a fun way to engage doing chores. Because let’s face it, us men really don’t hold up our end of the bargain and tend to be very lazy and selfish when it comes to doing chores. My ex used a similar chart with me, but she didn’t like giving oral sex so instead of BJs as a reward I got to look at her naked when she came out the shower if I vacuumed and dusted the condo 5 times.
>he had a chart like a toddler to do basic household tasks
kek
>my reward was looking at my gf naked
you werent dating
>instead of BJs as a reward I got to look at her naked when she came out the shower if I vacuumed and dusted the condo 5 times.
It was a solid baitpost but this part at the end really gave it away. You really flew too close to the sun
I don't need a reward system to do basic chores like some sort of little kid
This shit would be humiliating
>works 9h a day to feed stupid b***h
>REEEEE YOU NEED TO DO THE HOUSEHOLD, I ALREADY COOKED WHICH TAKES LIKE 20 MINUTES REEEE
>us men
>There’s literally nothing wrong with this chart. This is called compromise.
He's not setting his own terms, and he is instead being treated like a child by his wife. She's dictating what he hast to do.
>us men
>There’s literally nothing wrong with this chart. This is called compromise. It’s a fun way to engage doing chores. Because let’s face it, us men really don’t hold up our end of the bargain and tend to be very lazy and selfish when it comes to doing chores. My ex used a similar chart with me, but she didn’t like giving oral sex so instead of BJs as a reward I got to look at her naked when she came out the shower if I vacuumed and dusted the condo 5 times.
all i saw was the number of replies and all I gotta say is very well done. very subtly made the post look like a reddit comment, and on top of that threw an off the dome example in that should've been a clear trolling flag, yet you still caught a number of people
9.5/10, -0.5 for the example being a bit too easy to decipher
I love the look of sheer despair on his face, he looks like one "dog house" argument away from a family murder suicide with no note.
>put toilet seet down
>no nagging
>cheat on the b***h
if that doesnt work pack the kids lunches. cheat then get out of the dog house
Why are women so fricking lazy that they can't put the seat down themselves?
>white "men"
this, then they blame israelites when their own women want masculine men
no
a swole beta is still a beta
>that look in his eyes
His wife is hot in a reptilian israeli kind of way. Probably has nice milkers too. Worth it?
Wait, I thought he was some random whipped cuck. Didn't mean it was worth killing his wife and kids
Frick, it's not Chris Watts after all. Anyway, his Khazar wife probably has great breasts
What?
This post
confused me. I thought OP's pic was Chris Watts
Nothing is worth that shit. She doesn't have a drop of respect for him.
checks out, poor guy. someone should make a basedjak outa that
I'm glad you all noticed it too.
>these_eyes_want_to_gain_control_over_you.jpg
>starts feeding his child small amounts of poison to induce vomiting and gain BJ stickers
Life... uhhh... finds a way
This is easy. Drink A LOT of water, you will take a piss far more than 6 times a week, put the toilet seat down and she'll have to shut her yapper permanently. If the hag ever decides to try and speak to you, just slowly shake your head in silence, walk down into the living room and tap your finger on the towering amount of Peppa Pig stickers you have accumulated on the "put toilet seat down" row. Bonus points for throwing up onto your own carpet and making her suck your dick.
Easy way to change the power dynamic, no lifting needed.
every time i think i want a gf i think about images like this, kills it instantly every time.
nothing can save a man from the average woman. we've been to kind to these harpies
I insist on putting both seats down to stop the toilet gas escaping when you flush. Plus they have to interact with it if they want to use it and if they're a lazy c**t they'll get snippy about it and then you can just bail on them.
He deserved it all and more for marrying such a woman.
>No nagging for a week
A wife of noble character is her husband's crown, but a disgraceful wife is like decay in his bones.
Proverbs 12:4
A nagging wife is like the dripping of a leaky roof in a rainstorm.
Stopping her is like trying to stop the wind. It’s like trying to grab olive oil with your hand.
Proverbs 27:15-16
It’s better to live alone in the desert than with a quarrelsome, complaining wife.
Proverbs 21:9
Checked hitler
Unfortunately proverbs is passé in today’s feminist doctrine. You can read wild at heart but that is it. You read it and get those ideas right out if your head, slave.
It's okay. I'll pray for your salvation.
Wow, never thought of it that way. Interesting take on this topic.