Could Lifting save them?

Could Lifting save them?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    These freaks make me wretch

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the thought process when picking that shirt while going to Disneyland..

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen their faces and bodies?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, I feel so much better about myself after looking at this photo!

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They look happier than me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well you’re pathetic they look like literal ogres

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you count constant dopamine overload and SSRI dependence as happiness, then yes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are currently happier than you while at Disney, and probably slightly more than you while eating, but they will be less happy than you when they are in their 40s and suffering from a variety of healthy maladies brought on by their decisions.

      You can even enjoy fast food in moderation without gaining weight, whereas they need to undo all the damage if they want to have a long and healthy life.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not happier than me after I put a bottle of $3 wine down the hatch and take the camaro for a spin thats for sure

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based beyond description or even comprehension. I have a C4 Vette though.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow, nature always finds a way to pacify us into the right decisions for the collective. I am glad these servants of Nature accepted their lot in life gladly. In a way, they might even be rewarded for their selfless sacrifice in the afterlife, if you think about it. It takes some holiness to know and accept your fate with a good disposition. Let them be.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Happiest childless millennial on earth
    I bet they are both misserable af.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing more miserable than having to pay to raise kids in this day and age.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just make more money loser.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can you teach me?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stick at company for 3-5 years, try to achieve skills, look around for a new job in that field, try to negotiate 20% more salary, communicate it with your current company, either they will let you go or increase your salary drastically. Repeat.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perhaps barbel punches to the teef until dentures

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm happy
    >Look at me I'm happy
    >I'm so happy look at me
    >IM HAPPY FRICKING LOOK AT MY SHIRT I WORE BECAUSE IT SHOWS THAT IM HAPPY
    These creatures are one bad day away from a date with the rope.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >These creatures are one bad day away from a date with the rope.
      That rope would need to have been lifting

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they are happy unlike you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah you can tell they're happy because they picked out matching shirts to loudly exclaim to you how happy they are.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My partner

    Yeah, she fricks other men

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she fricks
      Grim

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the thing on the left? The creature on the right is vaguely female but the left is so deformed I seriously cannot tell. Its like a dyel of unspecified sex unlocked super skinnyfat 3

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's a woman, and that's just because they use the word "partner"
      Then again some people will be in a relationship with an enby but still call them partner

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I think it's a woman, and that's just because they use the word "partner
        I'm 90% sure it's a 'bloke' but that's only because it's in the antinatalism board, which you'd assume would mean they're man and woman
        But then we do live in clown world so who knows

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably better for the genepool that they never reproduced tbh.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek that thing on the left looks like DJ Krmak (meaning DJ Pig), ex yugoslavia trash turbofolk singer

  14. 11 months ago
    Shamrock

    Those folks aint happy. Their bodies are screaming in agony every single day.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine making not having a child a part of your personality. Losers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno, lots of parents make having kids part of their personality. I don't think it's any more pathetic.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it is, by a lot

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'd almost say that was natural you are your kids after all. But you keep resisting the system bro.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, lifting a weight above their heads and then crushing their skulls with it

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