Fighting is for blacks and browns. A half ounce piece of metal is enough to drop anyone and if I'm put in a situation where some brokie loser is going to try to fight my I'm literally going to end him with the pull of a finger. Hoe emasculating. Decades of training and you get permanently dropped by a little piece of lead lol.
Anyways, this little homosexual would get bullied at every bar he goes to. That's the thing about MMA gays - no one knows you're somebody people shouldn't frick with until you're already in a fight. Meanwhile, the 6ft tall, 220lb jacked beast just walks around and people know not to frick with him.
If only shooting people were that simple. But it’s not, you clearly don’t carry or you really shouldn’t because you’re gonna wind up in jail after a jury decides you weren’t in fear for your life and you just have a power complex
Fighting is for browns and poor people. If I'm ever in a situation where I have to "fight" to preserve myself, I'm just going to shoot you. Stay mad about it, you brokie europoor
>I'll shoot you first
So you'll start a fight with someone and then shoot them? Great logic Abdul. Really starting to really sound like the brownoid you are. Enjoy your 40 years on prison
>A half ounce piece of metal is enough to drop anyone
Lmao you're moronic. 1. You can't brandish a weapon unless you are assaulted and even then someone with a good build can just take the gun from you and blow your brains out aka you're better off knowing how to fight. You would end up bleeding from your skull with your toy
Also by the point something is assault, the person will most likely be at close range which is where guns are shit. Meme as frick and guns carry huge risks legally speaking due to israeli laws. More often than not you're better off not using it. There's a time for them, but most of the time they aren't it. But whatever. Sometimes if a person is a tad too far or too much of a pussy it can act as a deterrent. Biggest issue really is the law though
I would rape him.
Obviously I respect DJ a whole bunch, he is a class act and a legend in the sport. But he is also a tiny midget and weighs the same as an obese 10 year old. It's the same reason he agreed to do a grappling match with Bradley Martin and not an MMA match. If you even remotely know what you're doing in combat sports you can kill anyone who is lighter than you by 70+ lbs easily.
Why even bother training to fight at 5’3? Like ok you can beat up literal dwarfs and that’s it. All that time and afford wasted to get raped by any normal guy
He has been notoriously undersized in literally every fight he’s been in cause of the massive rehydration other fighters benefit from more. Cope all you want, he could still rape you if he wanted to
I mean he famously suplexed a guy and caught him in an arm bar before he even hit the ground; if you aren’t getting instantly KOed then you’re having your joints broken one by one basically at his leisure. I hate to suck the dudes dick so much but genuinely he is that good, many consider him the greatest expression of a martial artist of all time.
He has dangerously low bodyfat. The starvation mode he's in probably means he's lethargic and drifting in and out of consciousness, and if somebody was to get a good hit in, I feel sorry for his uncushioned organs. He would take some real damage.
>Lmao at literally anyone in this thread who thinks they would last more than 30 seconds before being taken to the fricking ground and destroyed
No no no anon you see they are going to shoot him
>I actually think I could kill a grizzly bear if it was life and death. Just wait for it to charge, then sidestep and gouge the eyes. Same with these MMA pretty boys. No rules in the street pal, if I see red then bodies would just hit the floor
>couldn't beat a grizzly bear despite being more skilled than it because it's twice my size >somehow me beating an mma twink that is half my size despite him being more skilled is unreasonable
He'd rape everyone in this thread unless they're either massively bigger (still get submitted) or bigger and fairly well trained. If you have no training he will eliminate you.
Why is everyone ITT so in love with this literal who? He doesn't even know you exist and here you are metaphorically sucking his dick, honestly reading some of these posts makes it look like you want to literally suck it >B-b-but he'd rape you and destroy you in a fight!!!!!!
ok. And?
DJ was a can crusher with no good wins, and no Joey B and a very green CCC do not count. Also blatantly ducked Dillashaw because he was too big and then rehydrated heavier than Garbrandt who was BW champ at the time. Moreno would absolutely dog walk him.
unless they have a gun and are behind him without him knowing what's about to happen, an even then knowing DJ he'd somehow like backflip onto you and arm bar your gun hand then stream it on his channel.
the uncrowned goat of combat sports? no. not anybody in this thread could, give em a weapon it doesn't fricking matter. he'd flip all your dumbasses on your head and rip your arm in half before you even knew what happened. mf caught an armbar in the air on another professional fighter.
depends on the weapon plus experience with it, i bet an amateur hema sword fighter could beat him. plus guns are weapons, i bet i could beat him with one
Fighting is for blacks and browns. A half ounce piece of metal is enough to drop anyone and if I'm put in a situation where some brokie loser is going to try to fight my I'm literally going to end him with the pull of a finger. Hoe emasculating. Decades of training and you get permanently dropped by a little piece of lead lol.
Anyways, this little homosexual would get bullied at every bar he goes to. That's the thing about MMA gays - no one knows you're somebody people shouldn't frick with until you're already in a fight. Meanwhile, the 6ft tall, 220lb jacked beast just walks around and people know not to frick with him.
t. Black person
t. nogunz europoor
>Meanwhile, the 6ft tall, 220lb jacked beast just walks around and people know not to frick with him.
this doesn't describe you though, does it?
Those are actually my exact stats but you can cope however you want
You're just intimidated and down even own a handgun because, well, you're a pussy
>guy tries to fight you
>shoots them "unprompted"
t. brown felon who can't own a gun
As an european racist you sound like an american pussy
>European seethes about guns
How incredibly surprising!
an an american racist, at least we put our shitskins in jail and prison. you give them free houses and free teenage white girls
you made one president kek
somehow this post comes across as much more insecure than a fighting midget
>"white" guy fantasizing about shooting people completely unprompted
The memes are real.
If only shooting people were that simple. But it’s not, you clearly don’t carry or you really shouldn’t because you’re gonna wind up in jail after a jury decides you weren’t in fear for your life and you just have a power complex
>jury decides
Skill issue
I bet you have Hispanic blood
Fighting is for browns and poor people. If I'm ever in a situation where I have to "fight" to preserve myself, I'm just going to shoot you. Stay mad about it, you brokie europoor
I mean, I'm not exactly an MMAnlet, but I could probably just shoot you before you take 30 seconds to draw.
>I'll shoot you first
So you'll start a fight with someone and then shoot them? Great logic Abdul. Really starting to really sound like the brownoid you are. Enjoy your 40 years on prison
You know that the EU doesn't exactly punish brownies, right?
But then again, I'm only talking hypothetically.
Dumb israelite psyop.
Take your meds Quinn
This is among the gaygiest posts I've seen on IST.
t. /nogunz/ europoor. Seethe
>Can't entertain a hypothesis
NEVER pretend to be a eugenic white man. You aren't even an ethnoid, you are a Cro-Magnon.
Tbhfamalam, twas merely a ruse to piss off /nogunz/ europoors and... it worked LOL
do everyone a favour and suckle on the barrel of one of your beloved guns
>A half ounce piece of metal is enough to drop anyone
Lmao you're moronic. 1. You can't brandish a weapon unless you are assaulted and even then someone with a good build can just take the gun from you and blow your brains out aka you're better off knowing how to fight. You would end up bleeding from your skull with your toy
Also by the point something is assault, the person will most likely be at close range which is where guns are shit. Meme as frick and guns carry huge risks legally speaking due to israeli laws. More often than not you're better off not using it. There's a time for them, but most of the time they aren't it. But whatever. Sometimes if a person is a tad too far or too much of a pussy it can act as a deterrent. Biggest issue really is the law though
I would rape him.
Obviously I respect DJ a whole bunch, he is a class act and a legend in the sport. But he is also a tiny midget and weighs the same as an obese 10 year old. It's the same reason he agreed to do a grappling match with Bradley Martin and not an MMA match. If you even remotely know what you're doing in combat sports you can kill anyone who is lighter than you by 70+ lbs easily.
One 210lb thunder flop and he's toast.
Why even bother training to fight at 5’3? Like ok you can beat up literal dwarfs and that’s it. All that time and afford wasted to get raped by any normal guy
so you think you could beat him in a fight?
Yeah
Why is it so hard for guys to accept other people can beat them? Of course he can beat me. He flights for a living and I don't
could you take robobushido costanza?
>could you take robobushido costanza
Only one king can fight the shogun
ITT: A bunch of people who have never been in a fight nor trained kek
Don’t need to against a 5’3 creature. Just kick them
I wonder if all the pro fighters he's embarrassed have thought of that
You mean the other 5’3 gremlins he’s put against? Like I said put him against a real man
He has been notoriously undersized in literally every fight he’s been in cause of the massive rehydration other fighters benefit from more. Cope all you want, he could still rape you if he wanted to
What is this dude really going to do to me?
I mean he famously suplexed a guy and caught him in an arm bar before he even hit the ground; if you aren’t getting instantly KOed then you’re having your joints broken one by one basically at his leisure. I hate to suck the dudes dick so much but genuinely he is that good, many consider him the greatest expression of a martial artist of all time.
He has dangerously low bodyfat. The starvation mode he's in probably means he's lethargic and drifting in and out of consciousness, and if somebody was to get a good hit in, I feel sorry for his uncushioned organs. He would take some real damage.
He’d choke you out before you could even land a good punch on him
That’s fricking Mighty Mouse dude
You do realize he would beat us all, right?
Yeah, probably. He'd put up a good fight, but still.
I dunno. He's a professional fighter but I can dumbell row him for reps
Lmao at literally anyone in this thread who thinks they would last more than 30 seconds before being taken to the fricking ground and destroyed
You might be taller, weigh more, look better, more aesthetic
Doesn't matter you are getting your shit ended
This is what it'd look like in reality
Something like fighting a child
>This is what it'd look like in reality
>Something like fighting a child
Oh, didn't know you were one of the strongest people who s ever lived in the history of humanity
Not even opening that
ur wrong
Post physique then have a nice day
>Lmao at literally anyone in this thread who thinks they would last more than 30 seconds before being taken to the fricking ground and destroyed
No no no anon you see they are going to shoot him
I would pound his fricking eardrums to dust with a few left and right hooks.
Is that Andrew Tate?
Damn, IST really is the most delusional and egotistical board on this website, not to mention moronic as well.
>I actually think I could kill a grizzly bear if it was life and death. Just wait for it to charge, then sidestep and gouge the eyes. Same with these MMA pretty boys. No rules in the street pal, if I see red then bodies would just hit the floor
>couldn't beat a grizzly bear despite being more skilled than it because it's twice my size
>somehow me beating an mma twink that is half my size despite him being more skilled is unreasonable
He'd rape everyone in this thread unless they're either massively bigger (still get submitted) or bigger and fairly well trained. If you have no training he will eliminate you.
Why is everyone ITT so in love with this literal who? He doesn't even know you exist and here you are metaphorically sucking his dick, honestly reading some of these posts makes it look like you want to literally suck it
>B-b-but he'd rape you and destroy you in a fight!!!!!!
ok. And?
DJ was a can crusher with no good wins, and no Joey B and a very green CCC do not count. Also blatantly ducked Dillashaw because he was too big and then rehydrated heavier than Garbrandt who was BW champ at the time. Moreno would absolutely dog walk him.
maybe if biting is allowed, I think that would help against a lot of his meme moves
Probably not. It's silly to be embarrassed of everyone who can beat you because there will always be somebody.
5'3? Hell yea, I'd wreck him. Weight classes exist for a reason and I have almost a foot of height on him.
the chances of anyone in here being able to even touch him are close to 0%
unless they have a gun and are behind him without him knowing what's about to happen, an even then knowing DJ he'd somehow like backflip onto you and arm bar your gun hand then stream it on his channel.
the uncrowned goat of combat sports? no. not anybody in this thread could, give em a weapon it doesn't fricking matter. he'd flip all your dumbasses on your head and rip your arm in half before you even knew what happened. mf caught an armbar in the air on another professional fighter.
depends on the weapon plus experience with it, i bet an amateur hema sword fighter could beat him. plus guns are weapons, i bet i could beat him with one
>Could you beat this guy
with a gun? yeah absolutely
No fricking shit
what a dumbass question
i weigh nearly twice his size and did bjj for like 2 months so yeah probably. would just have to sit on the little guy.