Could you take a tiger?

Could you take a tiger?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I could take a shit.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my headlock is pretty strong... if he was sleeping like that, i could sneak behind and it would be over for him in 10 sec

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao even if you somehow managed to get the tiger in a chokehold you would lose your arm the second it wakes up. Humans can't do much with their hands to your arm once it's around their neck, but a tiger could rip it off with its claw easily

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have very sturdy knucle from punching walls as a kid.
        Maybe i could give it brain damage

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What? Why would you release the choke once it's unconscious? Blood chokes can easily kill.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I meant when he wakes up from sleeping, not from passing out because of the chokehold. The tiger would feel something around its neck, wake up, rip your arm off and eat you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Blocks your path

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    With a long knife and if i m in psysichal perfection perahps.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    easy, just jump around him and engage RNC (rear naked choke)

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As a boxer of 12 years, probably. He would run at me and reveal raise his claws, revealing his belly. My liver punch is really accurate and powerful so I could incapacitate him in one hit. I'll probably get hit by a claw but nothing major. Then I would find a rock and bash his head in while he's immobile.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Tigers have evolved specifically to kill and eat large mammals in order to survive
      >that means they are capable of tanking things like a grown buffalo's charge
      >some autist on IST thinks he could incapacitate a tiger with a fucking punch because he boxes
      The tiger wouldn't even feel it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >tigers have evolved to kill
        SO HAVE I

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tiger claw
      >nothing major
      What are you going to carry your intestines home in?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit stop embarrassing the sport and yourself. Nature doesn't give a fuck if you're a boxer, mt, bjj, karate, bullshido grandmaster of 40 years. without tools, a Human being, an extraordinary one even, doesn't stand a chance against a hungry healthy Tiger.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ok takamura, next you're going to tell me your fought off a bear

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you would shit your pants as soon as it started running at you. you don't have the mental capacity to fight a tiger, let alone the physical strength.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ain't nobody on IST taking down a fucking tiger.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fuckin losers, the lot of you

      Weak betas go back to plebbit

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fuckin losers, the lot of you

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im a chimpanzee so I can rip the tigers face off

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    An adult male tiger weighs about 600 pounds (lean, sub 10% body fat), has a 10 000 pound swipe force which can literally break an animals spine with a singular blow, 1050 PSI bite force (human bite is around 130 PSI) with 3-4 inch long canine teeth. can run up to 40 miles per hour and leap 16 feet high in the air.

    You can cope with however you want, but when this 600 pound apex predator beast leaps at 40 miles per hour at you swiping left and right with its mouth wide open going straight to your jugular you're dead no matter what MMA training you went through or which roids you take. Unless you have a gun you're done.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, I could beat a tiger.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A human can throw a rock with enough power to shatter a tiger's skull. You just have to make sure you don't miss.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This. Just do whatever training pitchers do and chuck a 100mph rock at it's skull while it's sleeping.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    more liek can a tiger take me

    2:36

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, there is a tiger 2 miles from my house in a wildlife park and I have seen I jump and run. I'd have no chance. If it jumped at me there would be know it wasn't knocking me or anyone else over.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If he was asleep and I had my AR

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looking swole

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Could you take a tiger?

    Maybe with a gun.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    of course. falcon punch to the nose, evade the shredding claws and finish with a bonegrinder

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably if I had some light upper body armor to deflect his claws while grappling

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you load it up for me first

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only way to take it down would be with a spear

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the fact animals can get this ripped simply by eating and sleeping all day makes me think humans are doing something fundamentally wrong in regards to muscle gain. I've seen countless pics of people who claim to lift weights 5 times a week and still look really weak. what's their secret?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We don't feed tigers corn and bigmacs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We're pack hunters. We evolved to be this skinny because quantity > quality
      You're better off with 3 weaklings than 1 chad especially when projectile weapons come into play.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why do it then? why fight against our genes just to look slightly bigger

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because it's attractive.

          >Yeah, I could take that tig -ACK!

          They killed that tiger.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            with guns,dyels wouldnt stand a chance barehanded

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >humans fighting barehanded
              What a ridiculous idea. Humans have no natural weapons. Even at your most unarmed you can bash down a young tree with a sharp rock and now you have a quarterstaff.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                meat heads are devolved humans. let them think barehanded combat is how humans made it over time lmao

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                still mogged,they wouldve lost barehanded was my point subhuman

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >mogged
                Okay let's see a tiger pull a 160+ longbow.
                That's what I thought, you're inferior to humans. You'll make a fine carpet.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          3 chads > 3 weaklings > 1 chad

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            3 chads would turn into 3 weakling because of starvation.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              by definition of what chad is there is no risk of starvation

              cope seeth and dilate retard

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Then "chad" will simply starve to death.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >We evolved to be this skinny because quantity > quality

        Well, not only that but we're a lot bigger on just wearing our prey down over time. Humans are top tier endurance animals, we can keep running at a solid pace for hours while most animals will start overheating and become exhausted, and we overcome the physical weakness with tools so we just tire animals out until they just can't run anymore and get 5-6 of us with spears just prison shanking them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because we minmaxed the faggiest strategy for hunting ever
      >bro just jog slightly faster than walking pace for four hours and then when you find the animal, don't even get near it, just throw a rock at it it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >slaughters countless species and holds dominion over all of earth because of it
        Cope more tigercel. Endurance Chad's run the world

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Persistence hunting has never been proven to be real so there's no reason to even consider that theory.
          It's all projectile weapons and long melee weapons like spears.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We don't sleep all day. We're employed.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    With a big rock? Probably. With 5 other men who also have big rocks? Oh yeah, I think we're eating meat tonight vavemanons.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Yeah, I could take that tig -ACK!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what was he thinking? Even if he managed to strike the tiger I doubt it would do much,also the camera angle here is so perfect,quite cinematic almost,it's like a shot of something you'd see out of a trailer but never see that particular scene in the actual movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The end result of that 3 second attack if I remember correctly is that pajeet almost had his arm ripped off and it was hanging on by a few tendons.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That guy got absolutely fucked up from that encounter. One swipe from that tigers paw tore his arm apart.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        where can I find the full video? Or does it end there and we get nothing but an article detailing the incident.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I’m sure if you google hard enough you will find it. The arm is shown in the rest of the video. The tiger made one swipe with his claw and fucked the dude up hardcore.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'd bet there was alot of screaming.poor guy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'd bet there was alot of screaming.poor guy.

          Found it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            damn,that arm is dead meat man.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The impressive thing about this vid is that the tiger goes straight for the jeet with no hesitation while completely ignoring the elephant as if its just a whatever rock formation or something lmao

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no. BUT I absolutely invite you to try to take on one in the wild all alone and with no gun,stone,knife,or weapon that hasn't been attached to your physical body since you were born.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    grasshopper style beats tiger style most of the time

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Could you take a tiger?
    Mmh yeah I think so

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I could take him...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What if he sees you first? They have really good senses

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can provide lots of head pats and ear scratches for good kitties.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh no, I'm not sure what I'd do if he pounced on me...

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PsQmk2X_4jU

    Tigers good.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Without laughing.

    I think I can fuck up a tiger with bare hands

    I practice MMA for 7 years now, boxing in parallel for 6 years, I could.
    Not to count strength training at the gym for 4 years, 6 ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs.

    I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the tiger is finished.

    You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible.

    First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.

    Any man with a minimum of training can beat a tiger with a knife anyway.

    With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice larp you DYEL turbo gay virgin mofo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kek my 16 year old orange cat would fuck you up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >orange cat
        >it’s not orange

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    absolutely not

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no problem

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You must channel your inner honey badger to defeat your enemies. You will die, but you must have enough pure crackhead animalistic savagery within you to mortally wound the faggy tiger in the process. Causing him to be unable to hunt and slowly starve to death. Inhibiting injuries are a death sentence for predators.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No human could take a tiger with any less than a spear or longsword, and even then the odds are not in his favor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People have killed grizzly bears with just pocket knives. A grizzly would tear a tiger apart in seconds.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Show me a source for either of those statements.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          pic rel
          Even the biggest tigers already struggle to fight some of the smallest bears. Sloth bears win more often than they lose and they are miniature sized compared to grizzlies.
          A grizzly bear would literally fucking rape any tiger to death in mere seconds considering they're more than twice the size of even the biggest tigers.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In a fair fight not likely, but I'd be willing to bet the tiger has some weakness I could exploit for a cheap kill

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *Sigh*
    >Unzips pants
    Yeah I can

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't imagine how strong their jaws must be, could rip off your meat piece by piece

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't wanna fight a tiger. I wanna be it's fren.

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