>coworkers start discussing fitness, health or diets

>coworkers start discussing fitness, health or diets

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's the smartest move. spare yourself

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people who never took PEDs start talking about PEDs

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people who take PEDs talking about supplements

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people who never took PEDs start copying the gym routines of people that take PEDs
      Always fun to watch.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do this, and it worked pretty well. Certainly a lot better than doing some "natty program" where you never do anything productive and cope with the lack of gains because morons online told you that you can't train hard without gear.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inlaws family start to talk about health and nutrition again

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >coworkers are fellow physical therapists so the conversations are actually good
    Feels good

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was at a party a few weeks ago and the people started talking about working out and gaining muscles, yet none of them had any muscle to begin with.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everybody wants to be big, but nobody wants to lift heavy ass weights.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IST starts talking about CICO again

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >IST starts talking

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    With vidya, i can pretend to be a normalgay and say I don't play anything and move on.
    I can really say I don't lift. I try to escape, saying I'm busy. But sometimes they catch me while I'm eating and it's over.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I work in IT and I'm visibly jacked (5'9 180lbs lean.)
      Every fricking dude from 5'2 obese to 6'5 skelly needs to either tell me about his diet/workout or to make a snide remark about what I'm eating/wearing/about my surely insane schedule (I work out 3 times a week.)
      I wear giant baggy t-shirts now and it's a bit better.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >snide remark about what I'm eating/wearing/about my surely insane schedule (I work out 3 times a week.)
        This really ticks me off. People seem to think it requires huge effort to be healthy or looking good.
        Coworkers and friends refused to believe I'd done nothing but a bit of fasting and at home workouts mostly consisting of burpees and some clubs/kettlebells and pullups when I saw a good tree or a door frame etc.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >snide remark about what I'm eating/wearing/about my surely insane schedule (I work out 3 times a week.)
        This really ticks me off. People seem to think it requires huge effort to be healthy or looking good.
        Coworkers and friends refused to believe I'd done nothing but a bit of fasting and at home workouts mostly consisting of burpees and some clubs/kettlebells and pullups when I saw a good tree or a door frame etc.

        morons don't get that you can be in good shape by just working out a few days a week and having a decent diet, because they did it for a month and failed to keep up.
        People think I'm a gym rat, but I'm just consistent. It's been 10 years since I regularly lift around 2 to 5 days a week, every week.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What guys talk about working out and what guys make snide remarks? Im neet but gonna enter workforce soon

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry about it and don't stress it, I've had only a few interactions regarding fitness, its not a big issue.
          Though the only thing I'd recommend is that don't start fights with lard beasts or give them fitness/dieting advice unless they 100% ask you for it (and don't bother even then lol), not worth it for getting chewed out by HR-fatties.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also good on you for going to work.
          Been a neet myself for many, many years and been working part-time and starting school soon.
          Just stay positive.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This but when christians start talking about scripture

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    My boss started intermediate fasting, is vegetarian and thinks he is super healthy. Meanwhile he looks like he is partying 5 times a week and has insomnia. How?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >started fasting
      When a 300lb person "starts" eating healthy, they are still 300lbs the next day
      >looks like he is partying 5 times a week and has insomnia
      we call that functional alcoholism
      I was one, I looked like absolute shit even though I lifted daily and ate healthy, I would drink myself into oblivion each night and looked like an absolute disgusting human

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He is skinny fat and a non drinker. But he always looks really tired and has shitty skin (that's what I meant with "looks like partying").

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe his sleep quality is bad

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cocaine and whiskey are vegetarian.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mention to the eternal fatty that her diet doesn't seem to be working
    That was a mistake, just got so annoyed the fat cow always hypes up her dieting and eating nothing but lettuce but still just gets fatter every year.
    I lost 37kgs in about two years.
    But it was worth it seeing her expression and the faces of others in the room agreeing with me.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a zero sum game.
    I just smile and nod politely. Anything else is just a waste of breath They're not going do do anything you do or say when they ask.
    The ones who are willing to put some effort in will just get on with it quietly.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >loser who has no job and never lifted starts talking about maintaining muscle mass less than 8% bodyfat as a natty

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >emotionally driven human cattle inquire effort-requiring scholastic understanding at the expense of your social standing

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >coworkers lift more than me after lifting for 14 years, effortlessly

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      mass moves mass

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in break room at lunch
    >coworkers discussing fitness despite all of them being chubby office drones
    >one of them eats some glorified candy bar with 12g of protein
    >"yeah... I like to eat one of these before a workout. It gives a nice protein rush"

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw in those situations
      >must.not.comment.
      >don't want to talk to hr again
      >"god they're so fat, it'd be so easy for them"

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nice protein rush
      NO WAY

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >protein rush

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no protein rush

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't rush his protein
      it's like you don't even want to make it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't know about the protein rush

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no protein rush

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Having a protein rush is like having sex. I eat two, sometimes three protein bars a day. Each time I get a protein rush. It's great. I feel like I'm coming all day.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >roiders start discussing fitness, health or diets

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >coworker talks shit about me eating only egg yellows behind my back

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oldgay coworker keeps talking about taking creatine
    >only does cardio

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Work at a print shop, and am the only one who works out there. It is no help that nice customers will bring in treats for us, mostly the church people. I avoid most of it, but picrel is my weakness. Regardless, the amount of times I've heard overweight coworkers talk about how the suggested weight for height is too low and how someone is technically overweight but doesn't count because of X and Y is too much.
    Luckily, nobody gives me guff for eating relatively healthy and working out. The really fat lady (has to be 300+ at under 5'6”) will make annoying comments. "Oh you're going to have a sugar rush cause you don't eat sugar often, teehee" and the likes. I don't think she's being malicious, but frick, it drives me up a wall.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >haha good for you, just wii fit and zumba for me

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Coworkers avoid any mention of fitness-related topics around me lest I sperg out and start going on long, borderline schizophrenic rants to "correct" all of their misconceptions, even if what they say is completely reasonable.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Outrageous claims of max rep
    >Benches of 700lbs doenst know what dead lifts are
    >All shaped like bowling ball pins
    >no concept or reference of any fitness
    >Eats like a fricking pig all day even brings their own individual food buffets with them

    otherwise fat people though feel resentment and anger when health is brought up.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Eats like a fricking pig all day even brings their own individual food buffets with them
      This is me and I can't get weight

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you work in a blue-collar job you'll get a lot of one-upers who look like shit who think they have the athleticism of a trained athlete

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you work in a blue-collar job you'll get a lot of one-upers who look like shit who think they have the athleticism of a trained athlete

      There's always some shapeless mass curling 10s who claims he benched benched 315 for reps in highscool.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you work in a blue-collar job you'll get a lot of one-upers who look like shit who think they have the athleticism of a trained athlete

      [...]
      There's always some shapeless mass curling 10s who claims he benched benched 315 for reps in highscool.

      You guys always talk about this, but I've literally never met a single person who does this.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you legitimately not heard some ~30-40 fat guy telling you about how much he benched in Highschool?
        It happens so much its a meme, I overhead this fat guy trying to hit on a girl by telling her how fit he was like 15 years ago it was insane lmao.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, I legitimately have never heard that. The closest is my dad said he benched 200lbs for 10, but that's perfectly reasonable.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I met this guy at a party recently and they were pretty fat. Me and some friends were having a pretty good conversation with him for over an hour. It was pretty chill. Somehow one of my friends mentions that I go to the gym. This fat guy starts chimping out and giving me lots of shit for it. It was a complete 180 mood change.
      Around fatties never relax

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >coworker is pretty IST
    >regularly chat about IST-related things like
    >routines
    >PEDs
    >zoomer roiders
    >infuencers
    >routines
    >etc
    You Black folk need to learn how to talk about your hobby. It won't kill you to be passionate about certain subjects

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are you scared of talking about one of your areas of specialist knowledge?

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the big deal? I think it's amusing when co-workers are pulling shit out of their ass about fitness. I laugh and refuse to elaborate further than to look at their body when they ask "what's funny?". It's cute, like when a dog thinks it's people or women try to do math.

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