>cures depression
>insane penis erections
>legal in every state (THC-A or d8 if you like mid)
>grows from the earth, natural. not processed/no plastics/seed oils/
>enhances workout pumps
>connect + reflect deep mind enhancement
>improves sleep
>understand life in non-verbal flow state
>easier to get sex with women (attracted to weed)
>music enhanced
>colors/nature enhanced
benefits are unlimited and near infinite.
DUDE
the "dude weed" is a pysop meme on this board.
educate yourself.
https://www.marijuana-seeds.nl/blog/ten-geniuses-who-produced-their-best-work-when-smoking-weed
>https://www.marijuana-seeds.nl/blog/ten-geniuses-who-produced-their-best-work-when-smoking-weed
also bill gates in addition to shakespeare and so many more. think in different shapes if you want to improve your life
>"I want to depopulate the planet..."
>"...also, here's my advice on what's good for you..."
Sure. Okay.
Bill Gates is the fricking devil.
Yes. He’s a puppet of Satan
Imagine using Stephen King and fricking Maya Angelou as examples of genius lmao
The guy that delivers my pizza also smokes weed. Is he the next bill gates?
who gives a frick lmao I can think for myself unlike you
Number one: Burger King Foot Lettuce
How many people smoke and are average or dumb?
It's the same thing when people say Gates is a college dropout, leaving out it was from Harvard.
SWEED
Captcha:420 8pp
Also, weed is for Black folk and homosexuals
WEED
>penis erections
Is there any other kind?
nipple
spinal
sentry
dispenser
SENTRY COMING UP
PUT DISPENSER HERE!
Uhhh, no.
*explode binds*
>13yo
time is relentless
Buildings.
ESL astroturfing
erection interference
Clitoral
depression
penis dysfunction
in every state because its the herbal israelite
from the earth, just like thousands of other kinds of poison
workout pumps
sleep cycles
>>lose ability to maintain a coherent internal monologue
to get sex with herpes infected women
in horrible music enhanced
an inability to appreciate nature when sober
>doesn't post body
no one in this thread has posted body. you haven't posted body either, homosexual
>based take
i just quit the herbal israelite after 15 years of chronic use. best decision i have ever made
"I blame my inadequacy on substances" the post
I think all you losers who use pothead stereotypes to justify your bad behavior are just born losers who start smoking pot just to have something to blame but yourself.
Cope and seethe
Majority of stoners are losers and their lives would instantly improve by quitting the herbal israelite
You've got the cart before the horse
Stoner loosers are losers who often quit smoking after they get their shit together.
There are plenty of people who use substances responsibly and you don't hear them claiming all their success is because of the substance.
Looser users blame the substance, when they would be a loser with or without it.
It's childish logic where THEY are good but X bad thing is stopping them.
Even really heavy users are only heavy users because they are immensely fricked up already.
The most obvious fact is that stoners often spend up to $300 a week on their addiction, this is evidence enough that simply quitting will DRASTICALLY improve their life
Ok yeah that's true, but it's also a plant you can grow in a closet lol
If they were smart in the first place they wouldn't financially cripple themselves for flowers that help them giggle.
I don't understand how mass production of it in legal states hasn't driven down the prices more. Like I get some states have commie taxes with it like Illinois but places like Michigan are pretty lax and still its like 200 an ounce is the cheapest you can find. Why don't they just genetically engineer weed to grow more and faster like they have with every other plant, or have they done that and that price point is the best we can achieve with current technology. I reckon I spend about 50-60$ a month on weed but I smoke carts and little bowls so an eighth can last me a couple weeks.
>Stoner loosers are losers who often quit smoking after they get their shit together.
this is bullshit and you know it
I’m a former stoner in recovery and this is 100% true. Addicts are unable to cope with life so they turn to drugs. Doesn’t matter if it’s weed, meth, shopping, porn, whatever. When I first quit weed, I was still a loser. I still kind of am after almost 2 years clean. I’m learning from my sponsor how to live like a normal person. Weed is not strictly for losers, but only losers get addicted to anything.
>I think all you losers who use pothead stereotypes to justify your bad behavior are just born losers who start smoking pot just to have something to blame but yourself.
>be me
>have girlfriend
>have friends that dont smoke pot
>make 6 figures from home
>have multiple hobbies
>have multiple interests
>all this despite chronic use for 15 years
>weed is basically part of life
>notice I lose control of my emotions while high
>notice I am more depressed
>notice my sleep is fricked up despite feeling like I get enough sleep
despite smoking every day and being high out of my mind for 15 years, I have a better life than the majority of people in the world just by those stats alone, so get fricked by your ignorant assumption moron. try to have sex at least once in your life, bud
post body
ah, the classic post body reply. go back to grindr
>will type up a wall of cope text
>won't post body
gosh I wonder why
it had nothing to do with body and only pertained to smoking weed. you are eager to see men's body online. no reason to wonder why...
you won't post body because you look like shit
it's okay, just admit it
>begging for body
homosexual alert
>weed is basically part of life
That's just sad
yep, very sad. that's why I quit a month ago. life has improved immensely since then
I mean everything you've said and everything op said is true. It can cause both of these things. It all depends on the person and why they are using. For me there is nothing like getting baked in the morning and working out. Try not to do it everyday though.
Based af
I used to be like OP and considered it a wonder drug. In the end it ruined my sleep, ruined my sex drive, triggered mental issues and killed my cognitive ability
Black folk love weed. That pretty much sums up why you should avoid it
>you problems
Try not sucking
Everything in this post is 100% true. And growing older all those friends who still use cannabis since high school are getting more and more fricked up and moron low iq tier.
Also outright
>destroys your memory
>fries your brain
The only reason to smoke week is if you're trying to suicide by moronation.
your memory
your brain
how about you learn to read?
https://www.marijuana-seeds.nl/blog/ten-geniuses-who-produced-their-best-work-when-smoking-weed
Dude the weed William Shakespeare wrote is the same weed we smoke today!
420 blaze it.
This is a pretty sad list.
If you put together a list of brilliant people who drank wine or smoked tobacco you would have a who's who of great men.
Even LSD seems to have a more reputable collective as it's enthusiast base with chemists philosophers and writers.
Why does it seem like pot was only scantly used in pre modern times? Is it just that it wasn't that strong, or it was just considered a medicine?
sleep cycles
Yep. It also causes you not to dream. When I was a pot head I forgot what dreaming was like. After a week of being sober I'd have the most vivid dreams. I completely forgot how it felt. There's no way this drug is good for you in any sort of capacity
Same thing happened to me, I started dreaming again after smoking 3-5x a day for months. My dreams are weird though so I don't know if it's a good thing
this is the main reason why i stopped. dreaming has been intrinsically linked to humanity for millennia, and suppressing dreams robs you of a third of your life. the other night i dreamt about swimming in a river with young fit topless women with pointy nipples.
>My dreams are weird though so I don't know if it's a good thing
all dream recall is good
Weed fricks up your REM sleep and that's the phase where you have the strongest dreams.
Can't argue with that
Facts. Under it's influence it made me impotent couldn't get hard at all. Sober my dick works just fine. It's the anti-Viagra.
Kys junkie
Op btfo
>makes time feel like it's passing faster as you're less active and don't form new memories as you usually develop a feel-good "habit" in your day cycle that makes months pass like days, years pass like months, and effectively steals your youth away, in the future, if you ever pause for a long period of time, you will notice how meaningless and wasted that time was, and you will weep for all the lost potential and connections you've lost of poeple who cared about you years ago but now are in a different place and don't care about you.
yeah this is more correct. the cons outweigh the pros.
bruh this hit so hard i haven't seen anyone ever put it this real before
>you will weep for all the lost potential and connections
yeah reflecting on it, you think frick i wasted a lot of time, but imo you need to put it behind you, chalk it up as a lesson and continue moving forward in the best way possible. the past is the past.
>bruh this hit so hard i haven't seen anyone ever put it this real before
>>you will weep for all the lost potential and connections
>yeah reflecting on it, you think frick i wasted a lot of time, but imo you need to put it behind you, chalk it up as a lesson and continue moving forward in the best way possible. the past is the past.
thats the thing, putting it behind you is literally the only option you have left, the other option is suicide or sinking into depression, time wasted is the biggest sin of ours, and we only learn about this trick as we approach 40, as i do now. lessons learned the hard way.
again, time is our biggest resource and we must not spend it doing frick all for years smoking weed and letting time pass by, it will hit like a truck later down the line, better struggle now and be active, do new things, try new things, slow down time dilation by being active, talk to people, be social. never again bro.
>suffer now die comfortably
wageslave mindset right here
Just rest and play, frick work, you could die tomorrow.
but you probably won't die tommorow. and your brain will evolve and you wont be thinking like that as you grow older, don't get to 35 being in the same position you were as when you were 20. it easily happens to stoners.
I unironically agree with bulk of this
weed is one of the worst things you can pick up, especially in your 20s and 30s where you should be making something out of your life
Sadly, this has always been my experience on the wacky tabacky. I came
Based frick the weird ass stoners who make weed their entire personalities and existence
>cures depression
Lmao
>cures depression
Temporarily. But you become addicted.
>insane penis erections
Yes I agree it made me diamonds but also unable to cum. Whatever is supposed to relax to allow you to cum wasn't relaxing. So I had to edge for like 2 hours. Not fun.
>legal in every state (THC-A or d8 if you like mid)
Not a burgergay
>grows from the earth, natural. not processed/no plastics/seed oils/
True. But who knows what shit they spray it with to get a better yield. If you grow your own from seed this will be true.
>enhances workout pumps
Decreases lung capacity making getting a pump harder
>connect + reflect deep mind
enhancement
Total opposite it just fricks around with your thoughts whilst giving you an energised feeling
>improves sleep
Actually does the opposite. Makes you need more sleep to recover but gives you lower quality sleep. Similar to alcohol.
>understand life in non-verbal flow state
This is called being high. No one sober is going to be impressed with your babbling.
>easier to get sex with women (attracted to weed)
Women get anxious on weed. Have fun.
>music enhanced
Depends on the music
>colors/nature enhanced
True. You missed out the fatigue, the blood sugar and blood pressure drops, the insomnia from overstimulation, the paranoia and anxiety and a bunch of other problems that begin from long term use.
This
This homosexual had bought up huge amounts of farm land. He is planning for whatever the elites wanted COVID to do.
Based
Almost all drugs that make you high do this.
This
>but also unable to cum
Sounds like a you problem, THC orgasms never lose their novelty each one is as good ad the last, indica is the best for that, sativa just makes me paranoid that my neighbors are listening to me jerk off through their walls while also having ball busting orgasms.
Would you say the hallucination that your neighbors are nutting while spying on you enhances your enjoyment?
No I physically couldn't ejaculate for like 2 hours despite being painfully erect.
This
Weed makes it hard for me to cum too. Not 2 hour edging tier but definitely like 50% harder.
I smoke weed daily from medical dispensary and I'm depressed and it hasn't done anything for my boner.
>I smoke weed
>I'm depressed and it hasn't done anything for my boner.
i don't believe you
You know what did help me and makes chuds and soicucks seethe? Xanax :^)
Inb4 muh heckin benzos!!!
Seethe? Bruh, soicucks sprinkle Xanax on their fricking breakfast cereal.
it's good for people who actually need it, 99% of people don't
>insane penis erections
I heard it's also good for ear hearing, nose smelling and anal shitting.
It makes me anxious for some reason. I prefer shrooms.
I don't have the urge to do shrooms more than once a year even when the experience is good. I just feel exhausted and depleted afterwards. How often do you partake?
NTA but I know what you mean. Shrooms is an all-day thing for me, even if it "only" lasts 4-6 hours, and I usually have to take it easy the next day too.
if I smoke this stuff I become severely depressed for days
So much cope.
>So much cope.
Weed is still federally illegal, meaning if you take it and get caught by the fed, say bye bye to your gun "rights".
Where are you that you're running into federal police?
"Legalizing" weed is a huge psyop into making vast amounts of people unliable to owning firearms. Anyone who is promoting smoking weed is either a fed or a useful idiot
From Title 18-CRIMES AND CRIMINAL PROCEDURE
PART I-CRIMES
CHAPTER 44-FIREARMS
§922. Unlawful acts
(d) It shall be unlawful for any person to sell or otherwise dispose of any firearm or ammunition to any person knowing or having reasonable cause to believe that such person, including as a juvenile-
(3) is an unlawful user of or addicted to any controlled substance (as defined in section 102 of the Controlled Substances Act (21 U.S.C. 802))
Meds.
That's the best you got? Funny how instead of refuting my statement, you jumped straight into ad hominem attacks.
I mean...you're right? Generally speaking of course. In WA state, police can use cannabis when they are off the clock. They also still carry guns pew pew pew!
well if they federally legalized it then it wouldn't be a controlled substance.
If if if... That would be paramount to declaring that war on drugs has failed. The laws are in the books, so the war is on going. Additionally, I cannot see them repealing these laws; they are too useful.
If there is a political will to do it then they would, so many states already have. I think most Americans do realize that the war on drugs has failed. Most Americans don't vote though.
Bro I’m medical in Florida.
I just get my mom to buy my guns for me and I pay her back.
Unironically correct. Whether it’s a psyop is up for debate, but as long as it’s federally illegal, you forfeit your gun rights.
The US Capitol building
I've never seen a pothead post body on IST before
wonder why
I like D8. Weed lite is fine by me. I'd rather have the real deal, though. All the same, D8 is no longer legal in my state. I'm unsure about THC-A though.
my stoner friend says it makes his head hurt but I just find that its far easier to develop a tolerance to it. I perfer D9 but its just as good in a pinch, I just need a lot more if it.
I have to give it up until Thursday to prove im not addicted (i am im just coping). I know I can do it and I will enjoy toking up with my fren at the punk concert we will be attending that day. Maybe I could even find a nice girl to talk to, I am my most charming when high. I love weed so much I hope I can moderate my shit so I don't have to cut it out entirely.
i smoke like 3-5 bowls a day. i can stop but see no reason to
>I can stop using drugs every single day any time I want too
Kek. I mean fine but also the cope.
Its a waste of time and money and its not even that much fun unless you're with friends. Back when I used to smoke in high school I always had fun for a bit and then just waited for it to be over so I could think properly again lmao.
ive never smoked weed. im also an incel
IST don't fall for the herbal israelite
>everything i have been brainwashed into thinking is bad MUST have been a israeli conspiracy
it's like you morons choose to live in mind prison of your own making
just replace 'jews' with 'western capitalism' in all of your silly little theories
>it doesn't actually do any of that shit and everyone that smokes pot is tired, plays video games, eats garbage & broke
>needs a drug for all that
Im literally laughing my ass off @ ur life
penis erections
Why does it work like that? Due to blood vessels dilation?
>Why does it work like that?
the blood pools in your eyes and they get blood shot, same with the penis, blood pools in it. doesn't happen to everyone tho but a large percent gets it
>blood pools
Do you mean they burst out? It doesn't work like that.
>makes you moronic, weak, and a loser
I don’t think those are benefits anon
Ah being 15 years old, good times
Frick this fricking stupid drug anyone who actively smokes grows to hate it no matter what
I was a huge stoner back in high school and now i hate it. Alcohol was always better for social situations anyway. Weed is for spending time for yourself.
I gotta say i also have many issues to think about, maybe i'd still smoke a joint every once in a while, but i already know it would make me feel like shit.
One thing i'll never understand is people who say weed helps for anxiety/depression, it's not a drug that lets you run away from your problems, it's the opposite.
I don't smoke crazy shit for my anxiety. I have the lightest hitting stuff, quarter full and still only take a puff. It takes the edge off way better than arguing with my insecurities typically does and I don't get blitzed
Just drink alcohol, stupid dumb dumb. Imagine being this moronic. Exactly the same benefits except you don't look like a loser.
It's the other way around. I love how you use those insults while being completely wrong, the irony.
drinking alone makes me wanna kms. Smoking alone allows me to be content and at peace with the world and my place in it. I can see how it is so dangerous for introverted young men like myself.
Idiot.
Nothing else needs to be said
If pot was never made illegal it wouldn't be so associated with rejects and their homosexual culture.
Cannabis is a noble medicine with thousands of years of use for everything from curing some cancers(I've seen this in a family member, it's not quackery) to easing the grief of a loved ones death(Herodotus book on the sythians).
Though if anything the strains they grow now are a completely different plant. Get landrace, or even better ruderalis if you can.
Sure, it has thousand different uses.
But why do stoners only glorify smoking weed everyday and occasionally eating brownies?
Media tropes from anti pot government campaigns that developed into Cheech and Chong ect. It's a self replicating media landscape.
Again, that image would have never developed if it had not been made illegal.
For instance the rastafari influences on the 420 types is African orientalism by suburb kids that probably never would have been popular if it wasn't relegated to illegal markets which are usually run by society's minorities and poor.
You will also smell like shit, get insanely fricking lazy and developing a gut is unavoidable due to how much it raises appetite. It also lowers test and increases chance of gyno development long term. Also it's not legal in my country which yeah that's very fricking moronic and extremely gay. I love weed but it isn't this phenomenal side effect free thing. I used to be delusional like you back when I was a moronic stoner.
high test = prostate cancer.
>makes you dumb
>makes you lazy
>destroys your dopamin rezeptors
>makes you addicted
yeah no thanks. Look at all those "dude weed" and "touch grass" redditors, it sure as hell also lowers your testo
If it cures depression why does every mentally ill girl who gaslight me into thinking they love me take so much of it?
>unlimited
hahahahaha
I used to say I was 420 friendly, but stopped saying that/putting it into my profile. I legit am; I smoke occasionally (1-2 times every 1-6 months) when I'm chilling in my garden or something. An eighth lasts me like a year.
The problem is most people who smoke are straight-up addicts. I find that people either don't smoke, or smoke EVERY DAY. That's addiction and turns people into dullards; there is a reason the stoner stereotype looks and acts like they do. The cost is also enormous (in before OH YEAH WELL ALCOHOL ADDICTIONS ARE EXPENSIVE- you aren't helping your case). The more someone insists its not a problem/they aren't addicted, the more angry and desperate they get if they run out of weed, I remember one chick who thought she had more, didn't, and was essentially panic-looking, stopped everything she was doing, and went into autopilot to go buy more.
I don't think I've ever met a person who was a "casual" smoker other than me.
Based idk why IST has a hard on for taking everything to the extreme. All things in moderation unless its crack or fent, you can probably do it monthly or so with negligable health benefits.
This, but amphetamine.
>legal
>natural
>improves sleep
on what planet? I'm guessing planet uranus, where you obviously reside
Weed makes me want to be gay it’s not a meme
Based
This pic was made by either a little kid or a deadbeat redditor. Id be ashamed to have that saved on my pc
>deadbeat redditor
You're projecting, sweatie
This is the most arrogant, singularly focused, and cringy press poster ever. Fricking Christ, the all the poisons ans "cures" aren't fixed by that "medicine".
It's weird how I 100% agree with this image, yet it makes me cringe. Maybe because of how simplistic it is, and how it fails to actually explain the issue while acting deep?
what makes me cringe is the "they"
"they" don't exist, it's millions of different people that each want and do different things. someone might sell you garbage food because it's easy profits, someone else tries to fool you into buying some miracle cure while someone else again will genuinely try to help you.
remember to ALWAYS do a double take if you hear someone tell you "they" want to do anything
also weed is awesome in lots of ways but the shit people tell you it cures sometimes goes into the realm of schizo witchcraft. it's a g pain reliever, much better than most of the shit on the market, but it won't cure your cancer and certainly not make you healthy
These are the same morons that say "They" banned LSD because society can't handle the truth maaaaan
>causes euphoria
>insane horniness
>legal in every state
>natural
>enhances cardio
>connect + reflect deep mind enhancement
>improves sleep
>understand life in verbal flow state
>easier to get sex with women
>music enhanced
>colors/nature enhanced
WHAT A LIFE
Is that are boy saul goodman
Are you blind?
are you dumb?
weed is for losers
>T. weed addict
Weed is awesome but
>Literally speeds up psychosis if you're susceptible to it
>Makes you moronic
>Gives you withdrawal symptoms when you quit
>randomly makes you schizophrenic with no prior symptoms or warning signs
cool plant, bro
this
ended up in hospital because of lmao dude weed
I smoked weed everyday for over 10 years I quit last month cold turkey as well as alcohol.
The first 2 weeks the night terrors and cold sweats were something else. Sleeping way better not and wake up feeling good instead of shit and tired.
I don't care if you smoke weed go for it, me personally it was not good for me, made me slow as frick in terms of thought process, made me slow as frick in mental activities like video games, made me so lazy at literally everything.
Been making a lot more home cooked meals and got back into some hobbies I gave up years ago.
I didn't pretend it was good for me nor hate on anyone who smokes it I just giving me personal anecdotal experience, I personally don't think it's a good drug.
well now you should succeed right? Absolutely 0 excuses for being a frick up, right?
wait you get erections in your PENIS??
Quit weed so my Lil bros don't think I'm a degenerate feels good man.
>friend quits weed
>his mood and life starts getting noticeably better
>he starts smoking again about a month later
>his mood gets noticeably worse, he's broke again, and now he just wants to smoke and play videogames after work
Many such cases!
How do I cure my cuckson fetish
I love weed, but it's not good for sleep. It will make you want to crawl into bed, but it fricks with REM sleep and you won't feel as rested as sober sleep. I'm in my 30s and am learning to balance my fun enjoyment of it with optimizing my days. That means I try to only use it 2 or 3 days a week and I will force myself to take week long breaks. The discipline can be hard, but I'm learning to enjoy it. I mostly only vape in the evenings. It is amazing for cleaning and organizing. If I spend the evening sober, cleaning is the last thing I want to do after work and a workout, but if I get high I'll spend a couple hours doing chores and wake up the next day to a clean home. But I treat it similar to video games. Yes it's fun to do when I'm off the clock, but if I do it every night in a week, I'm wasting my days on this planet and being less social.
Doctors have been encountering what they've dubbed cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome (CHS) more often recently. Heavy weed smokers are going to emergency room experiencing stomach pain unrelenting vomiting and often show up weak and dehydrated and sometimes lose consciousness. For some reason, hot showers seem to help with the vomiting.
weed is great but every time someone takes time to champion the benefits they sound fricking moronic
>"bro it grows out of the ground that means it's great brooooo duuude weed"
I usually just take 5-10mg gummies at the end of the day or if I want to feel chunni a smoke on the rare night. The intoxicating feeling is fine the appetite is annoying but thankfully I just want to eat meat. Didn't restock in 2 weeks cuz family is gonna be staying over soon so thankfully I'm not an addict
FAK meant to say end of the day during the weekend didn't mean to sound like I'm popping gummies every night
Never tried it because of work drug tests even though I live in Colorado.
Are there any other common natural drugs?
I hate alcohol but do enjoy it socially, if I could replace it I'd be pretty happy.
I was thinking Kava or something.
There's a reason they call it dope and not smart, anon
dope is short for dopeamine which it increases.
next you're gonna say joke is short for jokamine
why don't you do us all a favor and hang from the ropeamine
actually made me chuckle. good one
>cures depression
No, not at all.
>is estrogenic
If you're incapable of not getting high for an entire week with weed in your house then the only solution is to throw all your shit away or lock it away somewhere very inconvenient to access. There isn't some magic secret other than to force yourself to follow through with discipline. The worse cravings are days 1-3 and you'll feel really bored. You have to distract yourself until you fall asleep and then when you wake up the next day you'll feel better. You also get strong cravings 1-2 weeks out and again after one month. Survive those cravings and you're out of the woods. You can always go back to weed, but if you haven't done a long break from it in more than a year, then you should definitely take a long break.
i was planning on smoking tomorrow while going to a concert tomorrow but i guess i'll wait until monday to make it a full week then. Maybe I could even go longer.
You need to go to jail, hempo
If you only go to concerts high then it's a good exercise to switch things up and try going to a concert sober. You don't need weed to enjoy music. Yes it can enhance it, but sobriety can be fun and novel in its own ways. You'll remember things more.
>depression
Not a real thing
Well my advice is pretty moronic but I just treat it like alcohol the more I drink the higher tolerance I get the more expensive it is. Less money to put towards a house, family if they need it, traveling and then there's CONSOOM like Vidya, model kits and ultraman and Kamen rider Blu-rays. And never take my vice in a low point did that once and it scared the hell out of me
im so fricking baked bro aaaaahhhhhh spread eagle cross the block is a goodass song
It should be treated like a medication. Take too much ibuprofen and you’ll get bad ulcers or kill your liver. Take too much pot and you become a worthless moron. I’ve seen some things it genuinely helps with. But like anything else it should be used very sparingly until you can fix the underlying problem.
I don't like weed much
Feels fricking weird, not like alcohol at all
And it makes my brain feel dull
some people are more genetically predisposed to it. mostly introverts like it because it's a drug you can do alone without feeling like shit. it enhances every one of your senses and relives your anxitey and self doubt for me. other people it makes them paranoid and trip out, its different from person to person i guess.
>insane penis erections
doubt
i love having sex with weed-attracted women. mentally ill colored hair tattoo girls make me want to cum everywhere i love when they kick me in the balls and let me jack off to their delicious stoner socks that have been marinating in a pair of vans for three days
How do you find women to have sex with? I found it a lot harder than finding pot.
I agree qholeheartedly that CBD oil is a wonderful "drug", seeing as how it literally stops Parkinsons. A person with the shales takes a dose and 5-10 minutes later has complete control over their body.
This bullshit makes me feel no different than being sober. Unless I take too much of it, in which case it makes me feel horrible. I have no idea what being high in a good way is supposed to feel like. This shit is a scam imo.
i think that people who say they “dont get high from weed” are just really moronic and cant tell when they are high. this b***h i know claims 5 different drugs “dont affect her” even though she obviously acts like shes high as shit when she takes them.
I do get high from weed. Just not in a good way. I don't really feel any different when I smoke as much as my friend, who is clearly high after it. But if I try to smoke more over the course of evening until it feels different (of course not all at once), I just feel horrible. Mostly, because I just feel like a worthless lazy slobs, but there are also panic attacks from time to time, nausea, headaches...
You need SOVL to feel weed
>cures depression
No
>insane penis erections
True
>legal in every state (THC-A or d8 if you like mid)
Yes
>grows from the earth, natural. not processed/no plastics/seed oils/
Unnatural selection/breeding + grow hormones + pesticides. Natural weeds is nowhere as loaded in THC.
>enhances workout pumps
Somewhat, depend of a lot of things like what strain. Can be vasoconstrictor too, notably if smoked.
>connect + reflect deep mind enhancement
It's a mid psychedelic, so somewhat
>improves sleep
Absolutely not, dysregulate REM sleep.
>understand life in non-verbal flow state
Duuuuude
>easier to get sex with women (attracted to weed)
True
>music enhanced
True
>colors/nature enhanced
True
Get a grip, you sativa snorter!
Weed makes me stop feeling emotions more than fricking ashwagandha.
Weed is for degenerates. Real men smoke pipe tobacco.
>do not smoke weed
>can not sleep
>can not eat
>0 motivation to do anything
woah great drug bro
only literal losers smoke weed past the age of 20.
>erectile dysfunction
First time I smoked weed my dick was so hard and I came so hard I could feel my prostate throbbing deep inside shit was crazy
Are there any examples of anon using the devils lettuce responsibly or in a way where it doesn't frick up their life? Like only doing it once a week or only with friends. Seems like its only addiction or complete abstinence. For me if I do it too often it gets boring and I lose the desire to do it again the next day.
>Seems like its only addiction or complete abstinence.
Because it enables such an enhanced state of mind for some that you never want to separate. It enables creative thinking in a way which shows your life patterns in a very concise manner, and for once allowing you true joy. The problem is such a state is so desirable that most people easily get swallowed into it, and days hazily fade into weeks, and before you know it you need 25 thc to feel anything. I'm trying to stay away from my current friends because I've realized after quitting that the only thing we do together is fricking smoke. I've come to the conclusion that anyone using mind altering substances is someone I should probably not be friends with, even psychedelics pry me away as I've seen friends travel and do some ayahuasca and lose their fricking minds
It does but I also like things in life that are sober. I like lifting while high but I also just like lifting. I like listening to music while high but I also like listening to it while sober. Granted music sounds 10x better while high and is like a psychedelic out of body experience at times but It still doesn't make it so I never want to listen to music unless I'm stoned.
Based moderation anon. Im taking a 4 day break and plan on doing it tomorrow with my fren at punk show. It seems like it comes and goes. Like some weeks I don't really feel like doing it and others I want to do it multiple times. I just have to focus on bettering myself and distract myself with other things when I get the urge to do it.
>It does but I also like things in life that are sober.
Then we arrive at the paradox each and every one of us experiences: why bother smoking if you already enjoy doing said thing in the first place? Why rewire your brain so that whenever you do something you genuinely enjoy, you need to be under the effect? You may claim it makes things more fun, but suppressing yourself from experiencing reality as it is almost always comes from underlying issues you need to deal with as your true self, otherwise it's just an endless cycle of coping with your addiction as if it benefits you one way or another.
Maybe you're right if I feel like I need to do it but I don't know sometimes Its just fun to have your perceptions altered. Ive enjoyed almost every moment I was high and look back on it fondly.
this
Took a break from it just 3 days ago and I already feel like a superhuman.
>brainfog gone, able to concentrate on things much easier
>sleeping actually rests me
>energy through the roof
But the most important:
>quit being a passive mind-numbed b***h and actually face my problems upfront
However, I don't want to quit it altogether, weed is just SO good. It can make activities much more enjoyable and memorable, mainly with other people around. Emphasis on "activities" - you know you're wasting your life away when you smoke to watch cartoons or to jack off to bestiality porn.
However, if I end up being a daily smoker again, I'll have to face it that weed is not for me. Most stoner's problem is not the drug use itself, but that they are morons in denial.
When used rarely*
I used it daily for a year or two after work to unwind. The first few months were fantastic. Deeply enjoyed games more, switched my focus from being stressed to focusing on one thing, made me more present.
Then when doing things sober i always hd the thought in the back of my mind “this would be even better if i smoked weed”
Weed is the “salt” of life. It is a flavor enhancer, but if you drown everything in salt itll kill you.
>ruins your sleep and thus your life
I enjoy smoking but this is too much of a problem for me
D8 doesn't work. Its no different from smoking cbd
This is false. For all intents and purposes, it's the same thing. And potentially the future of weed as we know it since they've proved the concept and it's something you can patent, and control.
Like, dude, why you cappin? The shit's flying off shelves. There's cbd stores on every corner where I am. Yes, it is Basically the same thing.
I just get to stop on my way home and buy it rather than texting some shady dude, then going out of my way for an illegal drug deal.
I do miss the smell, one of the best parts. But vaping delta is convenient and legal.
>bought 10g from coworker
>smoked a single time
>made me moronic and hungry
>havent smoked since then
why do you guys smoke that shit. being normal is so much better. why cant you guys relax without help?
You had some indica my man. That's what it does to you. Try a nice low THC sativa next time.
In reality it makes you dumber and gives you breasts
Eh. I quit for two months at the suggestion of my program’s psychiatrist and my depression/anxiety never got any better in fact they got worse. Back to smoking 1-2 times per day and I’m objectively doing better so I’ll take it.
420 blaze it 24/7 365
You stink
I just walk up the stairs on ym way home and found a small bag that , probably some of my neighbors dropped ? I guess ?
I don't even know when to hit it , even if...
She never complains when I hit Mary, with that flame I light up the cherry.
Was this a filthy frank reference?
I don't think so. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BtHxTZrqpk&ab_channel=CypressHillVEVO
Wow
Every time I smoke the kush, I let the flames burn like George Bush
>estrogenic
>sedating
>a known neurotoxin
>you are statistically a looser if you smoke this
>objectively one of the shittier drugs
>cures depression
Ah yes, I never met a depressed pothead.
Lmao.
I lived straight edge til 24, didn't drink til 21 cause alcoholism was so rampant in my family. I have ran 5 marathons and run 1500-2000 miles a year and started smoking pot at 24. My life crashed and it was a choice between the bottle and this my bloodline is substance abusing psychopaths I'm no different my fathers and their fathers just became drunk insisstent-of-their-way tyrants whereas I smoke and wu-wei cause I was high achieving like most of us here and recognizined systems are failing and I'm not benefitting and it wasn't worth it to keep propping up everyone elses shit, especially for low pay. Especially for money that gets 10X printed by le ebic gubment, ain't even real the hardest jobs I've worked I got paid the least the easiest labor the most.
I'm gonna keep running and smoking. Society didn't take care of me I'm cook with psychosis and running as many miles as my infinite engine will take me. The fact that it makes wagies seethe is awesome. Alchos get carbed up burp and vomit and complain all you want I'm smokin another joint. Sip that wine auntie, frick theirs go be so many lesbian wineos in 2030-2040 they aren't gonna ever give it up women's hubris will cause them to cohabitate and mate with each other lel secure your girl now gentlemen.
>he couldn't keep the edge
>Turns you into a moron
>Makes you have gay thoughts
No thanks
I qui smoking it years ago and now I only take as an edible oil at night.
Most of the health problems comes from smoking it, smoking anything is bad for you even smoked meat. I also used to feel like such a teenager when smoking it, though I do enjoy the smell.
I also only do it at night because I have a job and responsibilities. Back when I was a NEET it was WAY too easy to just constantly be blazed out of my mind 24 7
>fear
>fear
>fear
>insane muscle weakness
>fear
>fear
>cottonmouth
>zero thoughts
>fear
How do people function on this? How is my reaction so consistently different from everyone else?
I enjoy a good horror movie every once in a while but I workout to feel in control, not like I'm going to die
I have the same, but I used to smoke it a lot then my brain changed
Unfortunately I have a lot of weed junkie friends, and I still like the smell and associate it with fun times.
Then I smoke some and have to fight off an insta-panic attack while my friends are all chilling being moronic
>How is my reaction so consistently different from everyone else?
too much + likely synthetic vape pen or some bs.
if you smoke real weed ( the flower/bud from the plant) in a reasonable amount, from a nice strain you like ( indica/sativa/hybrid, personally i like indica flowers) you'll be okay.
vaping a "dab" (it's not a dab, it's some distillate, crude oil bullshit with thc added) is usually a terrible experience
>vaping a "dab" (it's not a dab, it's some distillate, crude oil bullshit with thc added)
i meant "dab" pen
real dabs are good,
dab pen are for crackheads
>causes depression
>causes anxiety
>causes psychotic mental state
>expensive
>addictive
>fricks your lungs
>causes laziness
>lowers iq
>fricks up your sleep
>fricks your memory
>reduces libido, and probably testosterone
autists will hate on weed but I finally can do a full front split (at 27 years old) because when I’m high I can actually stretch without feeling like im ripping my shit apart
This has got to be one of the dumbest reasons I have ever seen for defending weed. And that’s saying something.
>being able to break past a physical and mental barrier that most people never will is stupid
i actually lift so it’s not stupid you obese dipshit
>Makes you gay