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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have an insanely high alcohol tolerance due to my ancestry (Russian-Irish lmao) and not once have I ever felt a compulsion to drink. I drank 25 shots once and was still lucid but I didn't make binge drinking a habit because I'm not a weak sheep b***h. Imagine getting your immutable human will btfo by a bottle of yeast piss LMAO

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      larp alert

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine thinking you’re some kind of Chad just because you’re not an alcoholic.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine not getting addicted to a substance that does absolutely nothing for you specifically
      One day, you'll appreciate that everyone has their own weakness

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best la Croix flavors:
    S: coconut
    A: watermelon, strawberry

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i heard this shit makes you gay

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't. Anyone who says this is always a sodagay. Monster energy is the actual frink that makes you gay

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >LaCroix
    I react like Pavlov's dog.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >brand wars
    boring

    AGUA

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, these things get pretty hyped in quit circles. For me, it was kombucha

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No it doesn’t because I get drunk on high ABV sangria wine and cut it with lacroix all summer long

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      quite possible the gayest thing in the world you can drink(if you’re a dude)

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        water is peak gay

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    that would be coffee, just look at any AA meeting

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just get the Aldi brand, but yes I swapped flavored seltzers for beer.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      aldi chads keep winning

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    DOESN'T DRINK WHITE AND BLUE MONSTER EVERYDAY B4 TRAINING...

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