Curse of the puffy nips/pseudo gyno

It's not fair bros. When my nips are hard, my chest looks like an Olympic god's. I could run into Playboy Mansion and slay every single puss within a 15 mile radius. But when nips are soft, they are puffy and stick out in a weird "not fricking gyno like guy in left of OP pic" but still not as flat as the pic on the right.

I wish there was a way to permanently keep nips hard without doing homosexual nipple piercings or some shit. I've dieted and I've cut but I swear there's the tiniest bit of gyno that I can't figure out how to get rid of other than surgery, which I won't do cuz I'm a b***h (didn't you hear Ye's mom died doing some tit work? frick that).

What do bros? Is there some actual legal supplement that fricking works that can help (no access to novadex/arimidex/etc. no gym homosexual bros to ask, I work out at home to avoid the normies giving the ick), or am I fricked?

There's gotta be an answer if your pecs look perfect when your nips are hard.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this guy is just fat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Be fat outta shape replusive weakling
      >No respect from women, my peers or for my self
      >Spend 6000 bucks on lipo on my chest
      >spend months recovering in pain
      >bandages finally getting removed
      >remove bandages
      >still a fat outta shape repulsive weakling

      Do fatcells really?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ive got the same issue, bump, i think we just have to get surgery

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you've cut down to ~10% bodyfat and still have excess fat tissue (pseudo), tamoxifen will help.

      10mg/day for a minimum of 6 months, ideally for 2 years.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    apply ointment that contains menthol or eucalyptus oil to nipples before taking off shirt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      interesting. thanks

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >(didn't you hear Ye's mom died doing some tit work? frick that)
    They don't you put under to remove gyno. Surgery or SERMs (not guaranteed), there's nothing else to fix gyno.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kinda related to your problem i saw some gay furry porn and the wolves had massive pecs with huge nipples that gushed milk.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where did you see that? Asking for a friend.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bobthetanuki

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the only thing to do is surgery. I'm just like you, where I have an amazing physique when nips r hard, but when not I got dem there puffy nips. Those pills you can take im pretty sure they won't work with somebody who has had gyno for a long time. I think it works if you got gyno from a cycle and tackle the problem fast.

    Surgery is only 5k tho so just get a big boy job and after a few months cut them b***hes out.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m the exact same way bro. Just gotta fill in your chest and cut body fat. When I’m below 15% body fat you can’t even tell I have gyno. But every time I start a bulk the gyno comes right back. Basically you just gotta get enough muscle so that the mid part of your chest sticks out further than your puffy nipples.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP, but you've given me some hope man. I've still got a lot of work to do, but knowing this shit can eventually go away gives me even more motivation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ive got the same issue, bump, i think we just have to get surgery

      If you have puffy nips that inflate but can go hard, you don't have gyno. Gyno is a hard growth under your nipples that doesn't go away. If you press on your nipples and can feel your ribs, that's not gyno. You just have puffy nips. Sorry bud. Surgery can't do nothing because what they do is take away the lump. If you lack that, there's nothing to be done.
      T. has the same issue

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >surgeons can't resect nipples or non-glandular tissue
        lol

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gyno is when you touch your nipples and feel something hard under them
    if you don't have this you just have weird nipples

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn his surgeon did a really great job. That isn't pseudo gyno though. That is full blown B cup.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There is a thing called coolsculpting where they use a machine to freeze fat cells which kills them and then the body gets rid of the fat.
    Good alternative to liposuction which less chance of a complictaion and israelitegle says that it can be used for gyno too. Seems cheap as well. About $550 a session near where I live

    I have slightly puffy nips and I'm considering a session. If I had serious gyno, no hesitation I'd be their getting my man breasts frozen off

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    maybe you know like the lip tint tattoo stuff? you could probably get your nipples tinted

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on several factors bro.
    >bodyfat
    Have you ever had bf above 18%, especially in your developmental years? That's how gyno happens. You said you cut already, so I trust you handled this point, but stay very, very lean if you were a fatty in your teens.
    >posture
    Wear a t-shirt. Look at the mirror from the side. See the seam running from the shoulder to the neck? Put your shoulders in such a position that it forms a straight line. This keeps your skin in the proper position and reduces the puffy look. I'm serious: put your hands in bench press stance and then back to proper posture, you'll see it's true.
    >gyno
    Get checked if you haven't, but unfortunately puffy nipples can't be fixed with surgery. If you completely remove the gland, like some morons actually do, you'll get inverted nipples. Look it up. Nasty shit right? Some use a "fat fold tech", but I don't trust it - fricking around with fat, unless it's removing actual gyno fat, is very difficuly yo make aesthetic.
    >Sòy
    Avoid it. I don't care about le soience that says it's safe, they said the same about asbestos and cigarettes. It's fricking everywhere too.

    Also, keep in mid a degree of fulness in the nipple is completely normal, you might be obsessing over a minor detail. Just keep working chest to fill it out and especially take note of your posture, you likely don't need more then this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Get checked if you haven't, but unfortunately puffy nipples can't be fixed with surgery. If you completely remove the gland, like some morons actually do, you'll get inverted nipples. Look it up. Nasty shit right? Some use a "fat fold tech", but I don't trust it - fricking around with fat, unless it's removing actual gyno fat, is very difficuly yo make aesthetic.
      gyno is not fat, it's glandular tissue. And you can completely remove the gland without getting inversions; leaving some gland behind as support is actually an older surgical technique. All the best gyno surgeons can do full removals and create new support structures with surrounding tissue and suturing techniques. I had full gland removals done and it worked perfectly. The biggest trouble most patients run into is developing scar tissue post-surgery, which can be corrected as well.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How much of an butthole do you have to be to be a guy and think about your nipples. Seriously, I'm 38 and I forgot my nipples even existed until this gay thread showed up. This thread gave me the ick on behalf of zoomer prostitutes everywhere, that's how cringe it is.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fear of intimacy spurred by the thought of being on top and gyno on full view and impossible to conceal with clothing or posture tricks
    haha just need to bench more right

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what does a gyno person look like if they get their body fat to auschwitz levels?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just own it bro, no one cares about your breasts as much as you do.

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