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His insect-like head movement is really disturbing
I've always thought that he moves like an animatronic you'd see at Chuck C Cheese's or something. It's weirdly robotic and inhuman.
Sam Hyde bodyshape
I still don't get what he means by that quote and how it applies to us
>Pablo Escobar's friends are so loyal they'd risk their lives to break him out of prison
>Your friends are so "loyal" they'd try to cuck you when you're not looking
Basically just more criminal worship to look hard and seem insightful
>Basically just more criminal worship to look hard and seem insightful
i've noticed this a lot with these kinda people for example the tripfag itt makes shit up all the time to seem tough to a bunch of anons
I know what he was going for but his lack of rhythm just ruined it
You can tell by his veins, flushed skin, and watery puffy skin that his blood pressure is high as fuck
Yeah, this is difficult to watch.
He needs help from a professional to see what's going on here.
this zoomie has sam hyde rapist physique (
unironically goal body
he also has that "oh no look at how fuckin balding my forehead is my zoomer hairline starts at the back of my ears that's why I comb it fowards" meme hairline I seen on tik tok webms here
This shit makes my skin crawl
His too, apparently.
Zoomer gymtok is so fucking gay. It's always about their girls cheating. Why are they all cucks?
You know why.
Feel bad for the kid in the back just trying to do his workout and being subjected to this
>right arm (delts bis and forearms) noticeable bigger than left
>left trap noticeable bigger than right one
>losing hair density in the front
>baby face caucasoid
>roiding for this
what is this fucking crooked quasimodo mess, roidtrannies will never learn
GOEDEMIDDAG KANKER MONGOOL ALVAST FIJNE DAGEN HEH
God I fucking hate zoomers so much, why are they such gays? Even the cool ones are cringy as fuck
Looks better than most millenilols, if we're being honest.
holy shit imagine ruining your life at 19 for this body
OI M8 LET'S GO WATCH THE FOOTIE ON THE TELLY
Further proof zoomers are some sort of alien mutant breed
What was he trying to accomplish doing this video?
His physique is fine and his skin just looks terrible because of the filter
This is cursed
unironically good advice
He's very rectangular. Might be a weird angle but looks like it could be fixed if he trained lats more.
Unfortunate lighting and some extra skin, looks fine otherwise. Of course, I'd hope to look better if I took that much gear.
>looks fine otherwise
Talk about reverse body dysmorphia
he looks like utter shit and you know it, why bait so hard?
Guess I struck a nerve, who the fuck is this guy?
>he's very rectangular
Look at his mutant abs, they don't even line up. This man broke the laws of biology and transcended bilateral development.
>abs don't line up
Sounds like you've rotted your brain too much through tiktok you dumb zoom zoom.
This the average wrestler/jiu jitsu pro body. Strong core, smaller arms.
ripped skeleton is unironically the worst possible look for a man, gain some weight and build some muscle mass, don't walk around looking like a veiny toothpick
Ripped skeletor is how anime protagonists look so as far as I'm concerned it's the best
Litterally average looking physiques, its only the face.
actually looks good, ab symetry lil off but other than that hes fine.
Are you fishing for mires or something? This is a completely normal physique and you know it, you're just kinda fat and have a skinny neck.
I also believe this is what I believe is happening.
physiques, not faces
grawp lookin ass mf
That gym is more curse than him, nothing's worse than sharing a gym with some karate family sport place, and then the drop down ceiling has the classic water damage spots, and I don't know what's all the shit going on behind him like where workout equipment ends and where walls begin if there are any walls at all, and then the crusty Soviet-era gym mats held together with tape.
dude would look much more developed if he worked his abs more
Mf has gills on his belly
Why is this fag being posted here now all the time? Who is that?
Someone who bullied little OP im guessing
This is what happens when you add a jelly donut to GOMAD
WHAT IS THAT
WHAT, THE FUCK IS THAT
A jelly donut sir!
the lats are the control center of the creature
How is this cursed?
He has a heart where his dick should be
Are you leg-blind?
What's wrong with his legs?
Did he tear both biceps?
>/soc/ fags seething on IST again
He's far from cursed and in fact the total opposite. Ideal perfectly proportioned long defined muscular torso. Regular cbt poster iirc.
>angle frauding as fuck, so twisted he looks like he will fall any minute
>bloated muscles, 0 definition whatsoever
>shitty legs he has to use huge pants to cover them and won't ever post them from the knee up
>retarded mouth gives away the fact he was trying hard for this pose
bro seriously, ideal, perfect, defined ? kek
man, id hate to see what you see in the mirror
cry harder, cursed gay
Post body (you won't)
ideal male form
why is he so fucking pink?
Contrast, saturation, exposure, all turned up.
wtf is that shit written on the right?
when she's under 18
Honestly I'd love to go Sam ogre mode.
>Why don't we send the aliens a video of me fucking so they know what they're up against
Claymore looking ass
Read that manga a year ago cant remember shit about it
This is chinese beauty filters for women applied to a man.
bro looks like a mantis
>Have you got a screw loose? Or is it your... animal intuition? It doesn't even matter... You hunters have got more blood on your hands!
I've seen old man tits like that on a guy once, it means he used to have big bara tiddies from being swol but he couldn't keep it up into old age. Literally the most based saggy man tits. Also, thanks for Bloodborne posting anon
How can you be that skelly and have tits?
This is Shane gillis
swole gillis. Some tweet it at him
bulking for dummies
he looked decent at one point.
granted this pic alone is mostly about the lighting and pose, but he took too much
This will always be a mandatory post for these threads
The fact that his biceps end so far above his elbows just makes him look weird. Well, and the fact that he looks weird.
did he look better before the finnish reindeer growth hormones?
those are the longest arms I have ever seen, was one of his parents a stick bug?
Shhh my bicep insertions look like that
That can't be him
It most certainly is. Compare the porcelain jars on the shelf
What the fuck happened then, do roids fuck with your head that much?
The pic is actually from before he started lifting
Looking at this guy always makes me feel uneasy, like actually itchy. There is something so cursed about his whole body but I can't pin it down
Truly cursed face and body
Anon, this is a blue board. Please be more considerate of others in the future
I'll one up you bro
how is this even possible?
Misapplication of steroids
its what happens when you are mentally ill and try to roid yourself too fast out of dyeldom luckily for him his mental illness makes it impossible for him to see reality kek
Spent all his money on gear without leaving any for an aromatase inhibitor.
AI doesnt prevent tren acne lol.
no only being a non mouthbreathing retard can prevent that
Okay Natty Nathan
i guess that makes you dyel daniel or >roiding for this randy
>tfw i have this gay blocked and will NEVER fucking see anything he says ever again, EVER
>doesn't get big
>doesn't have big lifts
>doesn't get abs
fuck if i was thins guy i'd just kill myself
Don't forget bald, that top knot isn't fooling anyone
left his arse in the selfie pic
how can people be so retarded
imagine being this guy and thinking you'll ever look acceptable
I've taken tren and if i even started seeing acne i would have stopped how fucking stupid do you have to be to get this far?
/soc/ raid moment
fuck off /soc/ go back to having your wives fucked on kik or something
Holy shit the Mondoshawan from the Fifth Element are real!
large and in charge
Hey I know where this is
Good job, Nancy Drew. It's pretty obvious from the area code, the cubs sign and the basedboy faces and sack-of-potato bodies on these white people where this fucking photo was taken.
I'm saying I personally know where this is. Like I didn't have to do any detective work.
I wish he was my uncle
/fa/ggot on the right
Toddler wore it better
you DYELS are all just jelly you skipped out on head day
If he shaved the beard he would look fine
no he wouldnt
YO MR WHITE
>trust me bro take the nolats pill have you seen brad pitt in troy???
Cover his freakish head, physique is unironically a decent ottermode
bro just needs a hair system and he's good. Body is good, face ain't bad, but his head is just too oddly shaped to shave.
>"...and then I said "nah Juji, I built this channel, give me more shekels!"
Looks like the kid from that Russian treasure Island that gets slammed everywhere
His father is a piece of shit for letting his son become this
>thinking his father was present
Pablo Escobar's Friend -phenotype
Aziz Ansari really let himself go.
I think I saw this guy at a Walmart in Sacramento
>a retarded fat garden gnome
>radical leftist communist roach
>roided up bull testical eating midget
leftist communist roach
forgot to mention his pants-pissing tendencies around Irishmen
The funniest part is that if he just did cardio and some calisthenics he could have been moderately attractive through sheer face fat loss
he's literally retarded, how do you expect him to work out regularly and function like an adult
Retards can workout, all it takes is shifting a little motivation and obsession from dumb shit like crayons and pokemon to becoming a brick shithouse, it doesn't always look great but it always looks better than the alternative
If you've got a swole retard around you'd better also have a glock handy incase it gets a case of the hard willies
>Retards can workout
Kek face that his nipples and bellybutton make also looks like it has downs
Imagine the level of tard strength
"Workout" is a noun. You mean, "work out."
And "Cocksucker" is a proper noun used to refer to you.
So is like 70% of IST, and at least half of that 70% lifts--
It seems largely impossible that you could make a highly autistic person to put themselves in any situation that involves physical discomfort. They're very sensory and can experience things like hugs and bathing as "painful".
He unironically looks good
The chest insertions are terrible and so is the mouthbreather jaw but to say he is not in shape would be a lie.
He definitely has the least cursed physique here, even by a mile. Even still, for the amount of work he clearly puts in, he got shafted in the looks department.
He looks like he can sit there and not need to engage a single muscle to remain upright.
that place looks comfy, where is it?
this has to be the worst chest development I have ever seen, good lord
Holy fuck those delt veins. I think it makes up for the shit chest insertions.
and i thought my chest insertions are fucking ass kek
You thought right.
jared kushner becoming the hulk
why are his pecs so low? is it a female to male chud?
There's something admirable about his physique. Looks strong as shit; would share battlefield with.
I thought this was the cursed physique thread, not the based physique thread
this is probably the peak for people who train at home without weights.
BEGONE YE GOLEM
His face and lack of pecs comically mismatch his body, what in the fuck?
Damn I almost forgot about this guy. What's he up to, when's the last time he posted here?
BEGONE YE GOLUM
I think most IST users might have body dysmorphia, or there's a lot of bait. Haha
What bf % is this? I think I'm slightly fatter than him, based on ab visibility.
I remember when you were skinny fat good job on getting fit bro
looks like bloating
right or left IST?
right is more full.
right can get those cheeks clapped all day
Congrats on liking (literally) fake-ass BBL shit. What's your melanin count by chance?
I actually know that girl irl, her ass is real
right is fake and all creased up
that's a fun threesome right there
I fucking lost my nofap streak thanks to these posts
what was your streak? I'm on day 14, best I've done in months
35 days, but after around a month I'll let myself give in if a particularly saucy thought comes to mind, anything over a month makes you jizz your pants at the first sign of stimulation
damn anon props to you, my all time record is about 21 days and I hit it 1.5 years ago. I've been trying to quit for almost 3 years now
You don't have to quit fapping, just get used to having control over it, like most things you can have a cheat day every now and then. Vastly improved my confidence and sex life.
oh and no porn though EVER, jerk it to that cute girl you like, visualize it baby
Left. Left looks more toned, right looks more fat. Any amount of cottage cheese is gross.
Right pale girls with dark hair and light eyes are my favorite
lol ty randy, here's us from the front, thanks for playing sweeties
Woops forgot pic
Would still fuck you both, as much as hate agreeing with Randy
imagine being his garden gnome wife and having to fuck that every week
He mogs 90% of IST
Oh my fuck source
People this beautiful make me hate myself so much.
no he fucking doesn't
That's why I look like but with more bicep symmetry
Took the Adonis ratio way too seriously
If he's cursed he's a ghost that haunts your gf's bed.
Imagine roiding and only being that big. If I roided I'd be so fucking big. Especially if I got paid.
>hemsworth leg day
*blocks your path*
my favorite porn star,, a shame she deleted all of her stuff and stopped taking hrt
Who's this, then?
going by the tattoo it's RosieKawaii
what the fuck did you expect you moron?
A gay dude, homo.
so basically the same shit nowadays
Fuck you and fuck trannies.
Social constructionism is unscientific.
There is no difference between sex and gender.
tell that to the mentally ill that Muttland protects and nourish
This shit comes from France.
ah yes it's france's fault not muttlandia's, the country in which gay/trannies/mentally ill can go and fuck each other in public as a national day
Correct. It's the French.
The list goes on.
Who's this, then?
I photoshop my friend's face on that body to get him to fix his sh*t
I had photoshopped him on a b*throom to make it more realistic but I lost the finished version
why are you censoring words you moron
Never skip chin day
this ugly mug right here
why this guy trips and just gets ripped on only to come back again and again is hilarious his self awareness is null
I'm not really sure why this is considered embarrasing? He took a sucker punch and didn't go down, barely knocked him over. Sure he's a psychotic cunt and he was being a douche in that moment but this is just some grade school level humor. You people need to develop an actual sense of humor instead of just jumping on a bandwagon based on who's in the pic/meme instead of what's going on in them.
That roid back acne pic is pure karma though.
ok randy without your trip
The majority of these are just dudes with normal bodies and ugly faces.
I'll post my own curse.
>Gained 40lbs in a year
>Trying to build chest made it even worse
quick, rope yourself before it's too late
Seems like it already is
you need to cut + gyno surgery,
You literally cannot work your chest out to get rid of gyno. You either have glandular tissue inside or you don't, and you definitely do. You need surgery but get to a healthier weight first.
OP's picture has wide hips but also wide shoulders. Literally nothing wrong with his proportions, it's the best for strength actually. He also isn't really very lean and the angle he is taking the picture from exaggerates his hip width. Insane V-taper proportions are actually terrible for strength performance.
NANO MACHINES SON
What? All that guy needs are better or no glasses and he's hench.
Dude looks great.
Would suck off. No homo.
Imagine being Finnish and this is your national folk hero
This is one of the reasons of why I want to lose belly fat before doing abs exercises. Your abs end up looking so weird and half done around that belly fat and love handles.
janoy had incredible good legs, shame about chest and arms
This guy has been working out on keto for a while. Kinda spooky.
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