Sure but here pussy is way lower, while her head is higher and if you compare it to that silver thing next to her head it means that her pussy would be even lower if you aligned stuff. The second pic doesn't look particularly more zoomed in either
Try it yourself. Stand near a mirror, look at your phone, and just tilt the screen a few degrees. It will skew the image.
It's the exact same trick you use to make your dick look massive on camera.
1 year ago
Anonymous
if she did that, assuming the sides of her mirror are orthogonal, they'd run together in an angle <90°. they seem to be pretty much exactly 90° tho so there is no lens distortion nor perspective trickery going on.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Black person her camera angle didnt even change much
Must be shoop cant be a real human being
ok here is my autism
just the fact that the phone is not in the exact same spot in frame is enough to say that the angle (and distance to the mirror) is different. You can clearly see that in one of the images, the camera is angled down further, which skews the bottom half of the image making it look disproportionately longer.
You can do the same thing to make your dick look bigger too.
1 year ago
Anonymous
too make her torso look longer and her hips wider she'd have to angle the phone upward. that's how perspective works, think of photos of train tracks. you can tell by the corner of the mirror that she's tilting her phone down because it gets wider towards the top. so if anything she's doing the opposite
1 year ago
Anonymous
yes, the left photo is angled further down, and the right photo has more of an upward tilt in comparison.
I was too lazy to make the box actually follow the whole edge of the door, but that demonstrates the perspective really well.
Either way, the shift in pussy location is not due to photoshop, like the original anon claimed, and this is a valuable technique for the anons in this thread who need to make their dicks look bigger.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I was almost about to post something similar except showing that her pussy don't match up and neither does the bottom part of the mirror but her breasts line up
1 year ago
Anonymous
>It's the exact same trick you use to make your dick look massive on camera.
Teach me these ways. Does it work with a tilt-shift lens too?
Are you moronic? he has a big neck, tiny traps somewhat pulled up by the big neck. He probably trained a lot of grappling. Educate yourself before you shitpost here.
This is a nice one. For some reason a lot of people on IST thinks it's impossible to have wide hip bones, they always say it's love handles and that they'll disappear when you lose weight. I used to have a folder of these guys but this is the only one I can find
Wide hips increase punching power. All the hardest hitters in fighting have wide mid-sections. You also generate a lot more thrusting power with wide hips. You probably think roodypoos look good since most of them have absolutely tiny hips, but that's just what you've been taught by a bunch of israelites. Picrel
Yeah he lives rent free in all the dyels heads. He could frick your gf or your mom and you'd probably clean his wiener with your mouth after. I pretty much mogg everyone here. He has 18 inch biceps and 10 inch wiener.
gays have the best fricking aesthetic because they actually work their glutes whereas straight bodybuilders look moronic with overdeveloped chests and underdevloped glutes.
gays have the best fricking aesthetic because they actually work their glutes whereas straight bodybuilders look moronic with overdeveloped chests and underdevloped glutes.
https://i.imgur.com/tmCzTbN.jpg
>every day is legs day
God damn, I dunno why but everytime I see the guy, I feel wholesome. Obviously he's doing stupid zoomer dances, but he doesn't seem overly moronic, just flamboyantly gay, has a good physique, looks genuinely happy and that he takes care of himself. Godspeed this man, I really hope he's happy.
I WANNA FRICK IT, I WANNA FRICK THE BLUE GIANTESS PLEASE, IMAGINE, JUST ENVISION THE BLUE CUM CREAM OR PISS
https://i.imgur.com/BYRkOWJ.jpg
Kiri, the absolute cutie teen girl in the new movie (hope you saw it) is 7'7...
Watched that movie with my gf, didnt even get hard. They are freaks. They cant compete with a cute girl pressing her warm and fluffy butt in to your side while you share your coat as a blanket.
Find me a physique worse than this that isn't a deathfat or an outright cripple or mutant. You can't. This is the worst possible "human" physique possible before we slip into the territory of completely inhuman abominations.
I have no idea who it is. But unless it's an old pic he's wearing a ring and with someone taking photos and eating a salad.
Patrick Tomlinson. The guy is a hilarious lolcow in that he's a raging narcissist who is absolutely INCAPABLE of not responding to trolls. You could literally text him all day mocking him and he'd respond with the same replies over and over, mainly calling everyone a "child". He has to be seen to be believed.
Sweden have part of it's law that most things regarding the government is "public record". Things like car licensing is part of that.
Pirate bay used to be hosted in Sweden because what it did wasn't illegal. It is now though so I don't know where it's hosted now. I think they also hid behind the Pirate Party, and that parties have some special secrecy protection, but that may be gone too. Hollywood is powerful.
They're not comfy though, you can't lay on her, you can't squeeze her
You don't need a le high test land whale, but you need a tummy to lay on. The ultimate way to rest and recover is to get a good tummy to lay on while she runs her fingers through your hair
Optimum is a skinny girl with a big ass and/or breasts, then you can use her breasts or ass cheeks as cushions while still enjoying her hip-waist ratio.
That's perfection
Could lose weight though
Amazing. She’s literally perfect.
she needs to lose some weight
you need to gain some weight
Idk if I'm on some but the isn't her midsection way longer in the second compared to the first photo
those pants are designed to make your legs look longer which makes you look taller
Sure but here pussy is way lower, while her head is higher and if you compare it to that silver thing next to her head it means that her pussy would be even lower if you aligned stuff. The second pic doesn't look particularly more zoomed in either
it's just the angle the phone is sitting at and how close she is to the mirror my man
Black person her camera angle didnt even change much
Must be shoop cant be a real human being
Try it yourself. Stand near a mirror, look at your phone, and just tilt the screen a few degrees. It will skew the image.
It's the exact same trick you use to make your dick look massive on camera.
if she did that, assuming the sides of her mirror are orthogonal, they'd run together in an angle <90°. they seem to be pretty much exactly 90° tho so there is no lens distortion nor perspective trickery going on.
ok here is my autism
just the fact that the phone is not in the exact same spot in frame is enough to say that the angle (and distance to the mirror) is different. You can clearly see that in one of the images, the camera is angled down further, which skews the bottom half of the image making it look disproportionately longer.
You can do the same thing to make your dick look bigger too.
too make her torso look longer and her hips wider she'd have to angle the phone upward. that's how perspective works, think of photos of train tracks. you can tell by the corner of the mirror that she's tilting her phone down because it gets wider towards the top. so if anything she's doing the opposite
yes, the left photo is angled further down, and the right photo has more of an upward tilt in comparison.
I was too lazy to make the box actually follow the whole edge of the door, but that demonstrates the perspective really well.
Either way, the shift in pussy location is not due to photoshop, like the original anon claimed, and this is a valuable technique for the anons in this thread who need to make their dicks look bigger.
I was almost about to post something similar except showing that her pussy don't match up and neither does the bottom part of the mirror but her breasts line up
>It's the exact same trick you use to make your dick look massive on camera.
Teach me these ways. Does it work with a tilt-shift lens too?
Literally the most amazing body type.
Love when this image gets posted, she makes porn, but I gave it up 5 days ago, thank you for the test anon
Post name or source
Mila Sobolov / Amalia Sobolov / MilaKittenX
don't say I never did anything for ya anon
Some of you are alright. Don't go to the gym tomorrow
What are you gonna do? Makeout with me to death?
>it's time
Kek I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry that I understand this reference.
cheers anon
captcha 822SX
>upper lip fillers
why do all the pretty girls still have body dismorphia?
anyway thanks anon, gonna see if i can find a time machine
is she decides to go for the architectural marvel route, she has the perfect physique
>LOOK AT ME I'M A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
god I hate women
We hate you too
ok dude
Not him, but of course you hate the guys who point out how moronic and desperate for male attention are women.
Black person stop being delusional, you are literally on a board full of men obsessing over themselves.
>when you only train shrugs thinking it will make your shoulders bigger
Are you moronic? he has a big neck, tiny traps somewhat pulled up by the big neck. He probably trained a lot of grappling. Educate yourself before you shitpost here.
>1 chance at life
>family lineage is Roach
this is the same person
Grow, grow, grow
Avatar sex.
holy lord, muh dick
we didn't ask to be traumatized like that put your clothes on
You should see that guy lift
If I were to build a deadlifting robot it would have his proportions
This is what the perfect body for a deadlift specialist looks like. He was built for deadlifting
>manlet with ridiculously long arms
>sumo
fricking cmon
His purpose on this Earth isn't deadlifting, it's even more niche than that: triggering fitness snobs over his form.
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how is that cursed. That's fricking perfect
holy shit imagine this is your gf
>ITT: Cursed Physiques
Yea too fat
Is this a stealth coomer thread
troony's are cursed
May marmalade is a woman you fricking moron, see her natty pussy for yourself through a thorough two second google
>may marmalade
>woman
pick one, degenerate
>May marmalade is a woman
HE DOESN'T KNOW
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
It's funny because the first part of that quote is pure simp. Men with daughters are beyond cucked.
Kierkegaard never had a daughter though.
YOUre a fricking moron
Women live better and live longer than men. Truly we should have been daughters instead of sons
sauce?
learn to read homosexual
Yeah I can see the website but not the girls name you mong
go back
pure moron
>I didn't look at the file name
I'm moronic and will be ending my life shortly
stream it
What’s the sauce for this
holy shit you coomers really are brain dead
Please tell me
another person literally made the same mistake earlier in the thread lol
Tell me pls
Wait Nevermind I realized the file name kek I guess my coomer brain is dead
God I wish she'd sit on my face
That is a man
She's like 75% ass
>stealth
Please stop posting big ass midgets, that's gross.
Imagine being gay
She wouldn't be near as attractive is she was normal sized
I can see her butthole
imagine making out with her butthole haha, wonder what it would taste like haha
imagine
imagine if she was 4'9'' and had hair down to her ass
imagine
>imagine if she was 4'9'' and had hair down to her ass
Average anime girl?
This is a nice one. For some reason a lot of people on IST thinks it's impossible to have wide hip bones, they always say it's love handles and that they'll disappear when you lose weight. I used to have a folder of these guys but this is the only one I can find
Wide hips increase punching power. All the hardest hitters in fighting have wide mid-sections. You also generate a lot more thrusting power with wide hips. You probably think roodypoos look good since most of them have absolutely tiny hips, but that's just what you've been taught by a bunch of israelites. Picrel
What about slendernog deontay wilder you clown
You're wrong.
Where do you think his hips are you fricking moron?
His pelvis, duh
this moron also gave himself cancer with his negligence kek
what the frick happened here
roids
Nerve gas
cancer?
rumor is he has leukemia which he deserves
is this the famed "Reddit Randy" I've been hearing so much about?
Yeah he lives rent free in all the dyels heads. He could frick your gf or your mom and you'd probably clean his wiener with your mouth after. I pretty much mogg everyone here. He has 18 inch biceps and 10 inch wiener.
Nice when is he/you free to frick my mom, gf, and then I was wondering if you'd be willing to frick me too? I'm not gay btw if that matters
Looks like those skinny aliens from Men in Black.
i kinda have the same body type when i was skinnier, visible bones, no breasts and frickings huges fat tighs who wouln't srink no matter what
now i don't give a frick anymore and embrace being a fatso
Post breasts
>now i don't give a frick anymore and embrace being a fatso
Shoo shoo fatty. No icecream on this board
How do you orient this picture?
rotate the picture 90 degrees clockwise and the girl is laying on her side, with her two legs one arm and belly visible
Wow. I thought it was AI generated to be incomprehensible.
>H P Lovecraft has entered the chat
isnt that the guy at the end of i have no mouth and i must scream
She could gain some weight
anime-tier physique (in good way)
She could gain some weight.
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON!
Where the frick are her ribs? how does she have a waist that tiny and a pelvis poking out but no ribs?
Tiny rib cage, look at her frame, its tiny. If she holds her breath for 10sec she will probably die.
M-mods?
tf?
source?
@velvetchann instagram and twitter
Ugly average Thai ladyboy lmao ive seen much better
Is that a man or a woman with literally no breasts? I could share some of my gyno if that's the case.
He's male(male)
He looks like he fricks white guys
Most brown bois do
>Asian girl (male)
C'mon where they hiding
>those hands
no wonder she's(male) wearing gloves in the other
god almighty
that's a man
i don't care. looks pretty enough
Forget everything that I've said about traps before
Fricking glowBlack person homosexual
cursed af!!
Blessed*
No it's soooooo cursed because he's like gay and stuff
gays have the best fricking aesthetic because they actually work their glutes whereas straight bodybuilders look moronic with overdeveloped chests and underdevloped glutes.
>every day is legs day
Your legs should be noticeably larger and stronger than your arms. It’s not a sign of overdeveloped legs, you just have underdeveloped legs
God damn, I dunno why but everytime I see the guy, I feel wholesome. Obviously he's doing stupid zoomer dances, but he doesn't seem overly moronic, just flamboyantly gay, has a good physique, looks genuinely happy and that he takes care of himself. Godspeed this man, I really hope he's happy.
he's just... cute, right? i can't hate him, it's like hating a puppy
have a nice day homosexual
how do I achieve that as a homosexual?
She’s perfect
Evangelion mode
Na'vi looking body...
I WANNA FRICK IT, I WANNA FRICK THE BLUE GIANTESS PLEASE, IMAGINE, JUST ENVISION THE BLUE CUM CREAM OR PISS
Kiri, the absolute cutie teen girl in the new movie (hope you saw it) is 7'7...
I want to frick her
Absolutely fricking traitorous
imagine if she put the tail tentacle thing on your dick haha
Watched that movie with my gf, didnt even get hard. They are freaks. They cant compete with a cute girl pressing her warm and fluffy butt in to your side while you share your coat as a blanket.
>fluffy
You some kind of furry?
Thought she had some huge pussy piercings at first...
Armaxxing trapmaxxing chestlet
Where is his lats, his physique is overall good, but he's just missing his lats, or is he pushing his shoulders forward to hide it?
Dude never did back day. Probably never worked a day in his life either. kek
what the actual frick
You look like meatcanyon drew you
Uncensored right where?
She would looked better with a few pounds more, but that definitely is not cursed
WHO
I would frick the ever loving shit out of her.
Please be male...
He is.
>lifting for picrel
Find me a physique worse than this that isn't a deathfat or an outright cripple or mutant. You can't. This is the worst possible "human" physique possible before we slip into the territory of completely inhuman abominations.
>one life
>born g*rman
Wrong in every detail as always, stalker.
wtf is that meal, no way you get this in germany/austria, that has to be some fricking tourist trap somewhere in buttfrick nowhere
>pretzels with mustard
100% it's in yankland
>married
>on date with wife
He life mogs me.
Isn't that guy divorced? Pretty sure his wife left him bc he was an alcoholic. Moght not be remembering that right though
I have no idea who it is. But unless it's an old pic he's wearing a ring and with someone taking photos and eating a salad.
Patrick Tomlinson. The guy is a hilarious lolcow in that he's a raging narcissist who is absolutely INCAPABLE of not responding to trolls. You could literally text him all day mocking him and he'd respond with the same replies over and over, mainly calling everyone a "child". He has to be seen to be believed.
What are you talking about, that's what I ever wanted in a woman
I was just at the pet store and there was this 10/10 busty mommy physique milf. Huge breasts huge but shapely ass.
How can I find someone’s name from a license plate? Is this legal?
In Sweden there's a government organization were you can get it though email or text. Nothing similar in the US(?)?
Doesn't Sweden normally have strong privacy laws? Hence why pirate bay and njalla are hosted there?
Sweden have part of it's law that most things regarding the government is "public record". Things like car licensing is part of that.
Pirate bay used to be hosted in Sweden because what it did wasn't illegal. It is now though so I don't know where it's hosted now. I think they also hid behind the Pirate Party, and that parties have some special secrecy protection, but that may be gone too. Hollywood is powerful.
Anyone who finds that nice is a gay who has never heard of tummy time
There's something sexy about putting your hands on a girl's hips and feeling how narrow her waist is by comparison.
They're not comfy though, you can't lay on her, you can't squeeze her
You don't need a le high test land whale, but you need a tummy to lay on. The ultimate way to rest and recover is to get a good tummy to lay on while she runs her fingers through your hair
Optimum is a skinny girl with a big ass and/or breasts, then you can use her breasts or ass cheeks as cushions while still enjoying her hip-waist ratio.
Optimal is a curvy girl with big boobs and a big butt, that way you can enjoy literally everything about her
Widish hips but could honestly be worse. Literally just needs to pick up a dumbbell and eat.
nice breasts for a body that thin
sid the sloth mode