>cursed with a genetically long belly button

>cursed with a genetically long belly button
It's over, isn't it? It goes all the way around the back almost...

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you know what they say about people with genetically long belly buttona

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why the long belly?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's fucking genetics fucking stupid fart huffer.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had sex (was technically rape) with a competitive Oly-lifter chick who was heavier than me. Whilst she was on top of me, I tried stuffing in her belly button cos I was really drunk n thought it was a good idea.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        bro, what?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        how did it go?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who raped who? I'm confused.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          She raped me. Technically.
          She was ontop holding my arms down and kissing me, then dropping down and giving me the second best head I'd ever gotten and then kept tryna slip my cock in but she wasn't on contraception and I had no johnnies.
          Anyways, I said "no" FOUR (4) times and she still stuck it in and started riding me, bearing in mind this bitch was 78kg and strong af, I had to wriggle my way out, and flip her off of me like I failed a bench press.
          She apologised profusely and I walked her to the chemist and made sure she took the morning-after-pill.
          Good times...good times.

          how did it go?

          Saw her recently, was ok, we talked alot and she's much bigger now but still kinda hot and I'd have another go and not resist this time.

          • 2 months ago
            sage

            >flip her off of me like I failed a bench press
            We were talking about different rolls of shame, but this made me kek

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why wouldn’t you creampie her if she’s gonna take the pill anyway

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not taking that risk and getting trapped.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                but you knew you were gonna get plan b

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, and then she says "Nah, actually I won't get it" or "You should get going, I'll go to the pharmacy soon and get it" - then a month later you get a text that she's preggers. No ty. I made sure that bitch took it, walked her to the chemist and back AND stood and watched her take it.

                who raped you??

                This Latin American/Portugese chick:

                She raped me. Technically.
                She was ontop holding my arms down and kissing me, then dropping down and giving me the second best head I'd ever gotten and then kept tryna slip my cock in but she wasn't on contraception and I had no johnnies.
                Anyways, I said "no" FOUR (4) times and she still stuck it in and started riding me, bearing in mind this bitch was 78kg and strong af, I had to wriggle my way out, and flip her off of me like I failed a bench press.
                She apologised profusely and I walked her to the chemist and made sure she took the morning-after-pill.
                Good times...good times.
                [...]
                Saw her recently, was ok, we talked alot and she's much bigger now but still kinda hot and I'd have another go and not resist this time.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                i get it
                but this is why i fuck bitches with iuds

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Haha this bro getting raped

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Please, it was only my third/fourth sexual assault, if you include the moron touching my dick on a train when I was 17, or the creepy guy in the inspector gadget coat dropping a pornmag "coincidentally" in my cubicle and then using a mirror to look after at me taking a shit, in a major trainstation toilet, or the chud who I pretended to be into to get cheap weed inviting herself around with KFC when I was hungover without my asking >her to, and then spending all night grabbing my dick and fondling me whilst I pretended to be asleep and not notice what's happening, or the woman at my work who put messages in my shoes and would harrass me at every work's gathering, or the gay dude into a club who stole my drink then started grabbing my thigh and kissing my neck.
              Quite a few occurances now I think about it...

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >third/fourth sexual assault
                alright bro explain 1, 2 & 3 then

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >1: Guy on train
                >2:Guy in trainstation toilet
                >3: chud touching me all night in bed

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                bro are you larping i cant believe any of this shit. Why are you such a harassment victim, do you look like a femboy or somethin

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Man being a twink must be a hard life.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                like my dick
                lick my dock

      • 2 months ago
        KING OF CUTE LATINA GFS

        who raped you??

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ayo

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You gotta run your dick in the fat folds. Like titty fucking, but flub fucking.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do not mind that much of a belly on a chick (pic rel) I think that people forget how women really look now that fucking every picture we see is photoshopped and filtered all to hell.
    Plus she has to have at least a little bit on her to be healthy and carry my kid.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Next thing you'll be posting pictures of obese women claiming they're "normal" and healthy at all sizes.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She could lose some weight

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanx 4 tripcode

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    whOdat? sexo

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