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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >premixed protein powder drinks
    >somehow without the caories
    >with massive markup
    there has to be a reason this wasn't on the market yet. all the protein drinks are high calorie slop.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >somehow without the calories
      Do you not know what whey is? 30g per 150 calories is pretty inline with normal whey.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shhh it's his first day and he wants to use the funny words 🙂

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/piPc7S6.png

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      Not really that awesome.
      The whey I usually buy has 169kcals for 31 proteins

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ensure and Elevation already made this exact same product with the exact same calories/grams of protein

      And with the Elevation brand I bet it’s half the price of whatever this would sell, probably $15 per pack.

      Elevation is only $7

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >somehow without the calories
      Do you not know what whey is? 30g per 150 calories is pretty inline with normal whey.

      I thought he meant that premixed protein drinks usually have more calories than necessary

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        because those drinks are made to taste good. Whey shakes aren't exactly gourmet.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          As an ambassador for Muscle Milk I agree

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      I thought he meant that premixed protein drinks usually have more calories than necessary

      because Americans want the high calorie slop, it's as simple as that. They want it to taste like chocolate milk, and they also convince themselves that they NEED the extra calories because "I'm bulking!!!"

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ensure and Elevation already made this exact same product with the exact same calories/grams of protein

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's from the same company that makes Ensure.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is essentially normal cheap whey powder with some shit skimmed to remove an ultimately meaningless amount of fat/carbs
    >premixed and probably marked up drastically so it appeals to lazy fatties
    Education and hard work is a meme. Just find a way to harvest money from morons.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s wrong with drinking a simple whey protein shake?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    are there THAT many people using Ozempic that they're making entire lines of products dedicated to those users? Holy frick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, some kind of shady backroom deal happened last year and suddenly every other fattie that has a prescription-happy doctor is suddenly on ozempic.
      Look up sales/stock values.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Missed that investment.
        Is the smart money now buying depends on cancer treatment stuff?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Walmart has seen something like a 10-20% drop in grocery spending among its pharmacy customers who have active Ozempic prescriptions.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do they know that, doesn't it violate hippo?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, they can anonymize their shoppers' accounts and examine the data for people with or without certain prescriptions

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure with ai data can be in anonomized right quick.
            Crazy tho that a product that takes money from Walmart, fast food, weight loss industry etc etc wasn't stopped up by the FDA and all the rich people behind it

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Insurance companies are very much in favor, it reduces their long term costs massively if people aren't obese.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah yes, on one side we have insurance companies and wegroovey
                On the other we have Walmart and all retail, all other pharma since it reduces diabetes cancer etc, all fast food, the alcohol industry, the weight loss industry, the nestle co, people who make their motorized scooters, and big CPAP
                This being allowed is like free cold fusion

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah yes, on one side we have insurance companies and wegroovey
              On the other we have Walmart and all retail, all other pharma since it reduces diabetes cancer etc, all fast food, the alcohol industry, the weight loss industry, the nestle co, people who make their motorized scooters, and big CPAP
              This being allowed is like free cold fusion

              Obesity is becoming too much of a burden on the social net to justify letting it continue, that and the government wants to go to war and they need soldiers that aren't 400lbs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone in finance is basically gearing up for half the population to be on it at some point in the future, the big investment firms are already getting out of junk food stocks. There's going to be something that happens in the next year or two that will dramatically lower the price and increase availability.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is surely just whey mixed woth water, which tastes like shit.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yk 11

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the secret is to just eat protein and minimize eating calories who would have thought

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Born to fail. Ozpempic users are Ozempic users literally because they can't be bothered to control what goes in their mouth.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alot of Ozempic users are people cutting corners to reach a goal weight fast. There’s a market for them just as there’s a demand for asthma inhalers as a way to boost performance by half a % in athletes

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pre made protein shakes are for fatties who want to think they can get healthy by adding this as a meal skipper for maybe brunch or something. Pretty much the sane market as slimfast

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    These seem "fine" theyre very similar to the premier protein shakes I get at ~$2.35 per shake from kroger.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a new product to help Ozempic users maintain muscle while shedding fat
    if only there were some kind of existing protein supplement lmao

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ready to give more money to Pharma, fatty?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pharma will lose money in the long run when there are no more fatties.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You mean a protein sparing modified fast?

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