Cycling is Best for Cutting

>low impact
>good for land whales and chad bros alike
>mild to wild cardio
>chill as fuck or retarded fast
>gets you places faster than 3mph

Daily reminder rooners are fags

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how retarded a helmet looks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me to
      i ride daily and didn't wear a helmet until it got icy out now pic related

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you fucking cycling in fucking Fallujah?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like to wear pic related at the gym/when going out, had to get one when I had issues with my blood pressure but I still wear it despite not having to worry about fainting anymore
      People leave me alone or they're a lot nicer to me, if people see me doing my form wrong at the gym they feel bad rather than judgemental, and might even help correct it/are real nice about it.
      People assuming I'm retarded has greatly improved my quality of life honestly. The only time I've ever had a worse off experience wearing a helmet constantly unironically has been around black people and highschool kids. Those are the only people who will point or call you retarded, and even then its rare, most people are just nicer.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >People assuming I'm retarded has greatly improved my quality of life honestly
        cbtm

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting. Taking the redtard pill.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dunno if retarded or brilliant
        ever "accidentally" cop a feel while pretending helmet anon?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This guy wears a helmet everywhere and he thinks he's NOT retarded
        Lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then don't wear one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you care insecure bitch ass bro. It's not like you're picking up chicks while cycling. gay ass bitch.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not gonna pick up chicks cycling
        >picked up chicks cycling
        you must not live by many schools...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's illegal

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Only if you are fat and ugly. Angel Effect is real.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but they will see me and later when I try to hit them, recognize me as that fucking helmet retard

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just kys gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't play pretend he's a HALO ODST on his cruiser
      >he doesn't wear a MTB helmet but instead some cuck shit like the roadie helmet in the OP

      NGMI

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That depends. In city environment and especially during the night and dark time of the year then it ia actually retarded not to wear one. Many car drivers are very reckless

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gives you ED

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get a saddle with perineum cutout like pic related
      ISM, Selle Italia, etc.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its called a grundle hole. Ask for that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Go mountain biking
        >Spend most of the time standing anyway
        >Whole body gets tired before you notice anything about the seat

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based Mountain Biking Anon. I'm still hoping to get a few more rides in before the snow really starts here.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i'm ready to settle down
        >no more games
        >no anal

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mental illness

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do any of these fit on stationaries?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have pic related and they are universal provided you can replace the seat at all
          plus no numb peen

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These are triathlon saddles. Just get a normal saddle with a relief channel. Pic rel.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my dick and balls are bigger than that slot

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're not supposed to squeeze your balls in there, you fucking gay.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            really? then why is it shaped like it holds a penis?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You really are a gay, aren't you

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you don't squeeze them in, you rotate first so they fit in then rotate back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >have home bike
      >after cycling my dick is fully numb
      >find out now that this can lead to ed

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gets isekai'd by truck-kun

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My city has bike paths (completely separated from roads) basically everywhere.
      Sometimes it's good being European.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cycling and maybe swimming are the only forms of cardio you'll ever need. No I'm not going to explain.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah best for cutting blood flow to your nuts

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Swimming>cycling>running.
    I only cycle in summer shirtless to brutally mog DYEL skellingtons in latex and plastic helmets.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haha glad you feel like you're "mogging" me for the 2 seconds we're next to each other as I pass you like you're standing still.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks going faster is mogging

        lol, you're not mogging anyone with your 55kg frame and toothpick arms, fren

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I roon because it is fun. But if we are talking about cardio for gains/physique/cutting then rowing is king. Not even a competition.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I ride my mtb like religiously.
    I can't run, I tell myself, bc meniscus surgery 2 years ago and hip injury.
    But I fucked up my Achilles by over use.
    Now I walk alot, just practicing alignment and weight placement aka barefoot walking.
    Now able to jog again for short distance.
    Still ride bike but balance with walking j20v0

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bought a bike (idk what kind, not a fancy road/racing bike though) and the seat is super uncomfortable, it hurts a bit to ride it and lowers my enjoyment. Salesperson said I'd get used to it but it's been a few months of very casual riding and it still feels the same. Do I really just need to ride more or should I look up some sort of special seat that actually focuses on cushion over aerodynamics or whatever?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wear cycling bib. You can put a short over it if you're insecure

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks but that sounds like it would be overkill for me seeing as I'm really just trying to take casual half hour rides around town.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      big foam cushioned seats are typically going to result in numb peen unless you get one with a cutout like the ones above
      there are cushioned versions for $30-60 that change riding entirely

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Either your seat is too high (which can lead to lots of issues) or maybe your saddle isn't wide enough for your sit bones and you're just sitting on your soft tissue.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that you will get smeared like cream cheese if your stupid ass rides a bike in the street
    no I dont care what the laws are

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bring it on bitch

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Swimming and rowing are both so much better than cycling it's insane anyone would even mention cycling.

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